[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-29":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338234,4571,"Chapter 29: This One","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-29",29,"\u003Cp>Several days later, the second exam finally came to an end.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Third Hokage and the team leaders from each village entered the central tower’s main hall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Once all candidates who passed the second exam had gathered, Hiruzen Sarutobi cleared his throat and began his usual rambling speech.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Aside from encouraging the candidates and slipping in his own propaganda about the Will of Fire.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The gist was: since the third exam would involve dignitaries from various nations, Konoha decided to hold a preliminary round to eliminate some candidates and shorten the schedule.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Finally, after a long-winded tirade, Hiruzen Sarutobi fell silent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, a thin-nosed ninja with heavy dark circles under his eyes leapt down from the stands and landed steadily before the candidates.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was Gekko Hayate—whose girlfriend was really pretty!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He lifted his head slightly and coughed a few times.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I am Gekko Hayate, chief examiner of the preliminary round.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The third exam is an individual contest. If Itachi feel unable to compete, raise your hand to withdraw—Itachi have three minutes to decide.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A silence fell over the candidates.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Probably because Dosu had vanished.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After Gekko Hayate spoke, no one immediately chose to withdraw.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But as time passed, some candidates gradually raised their hands and opted out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, Rojie’s gaze shifted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He noticed that Sakura from Kakashi’s team had directly chosen to withdraw.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie remembered that earlier that morning, just before the second exam ended, the three of them had rushed to the central tower barely in time to pass.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Compared to the original timeline, the injuries on Team Seven were clearly worse.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Naruto, thanks to the Uzumaki clan’s astonishing recovery, showed little visible damage—only his clothes were torn and ragged, making him look disheveled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sakura’s injuries, however, were obvious: her entire body was wrapped in bandages, her skin seemingly corroded by some acidic liquid, horrific to behold.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sasuke’s injuries were relatively lighter than Sakura’s; though bandaged, the amount of wrapping was minimal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he kept his head lowered, his body trembling slightly, as if enduring immense pain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It seemed the Snake Lady had already left her mark of love on Sasuke.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie guessed that his own confrontation with Orochimaru had prematurely exposed him, alerting Konoha's high command.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This left Orochimaru with neither the time nor patience to slowly mold Sasuke as he had in the original timeline.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He’d gone harder.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Poor Sasuke.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But then… was this my fault?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie muttered to himself, then quickly dismissed the thought.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Impossible—I could never be the one to blame.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I, Rojie, am the immaculate, non-stick ninja of the shinobi world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s all that evil old bastard, Danzo’s fault!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie sneered, blaming the First Hokage for it all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Hokage was born to take the blame!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then Rojie turned his gaze to the arena’s large screen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He didn’t mourn Sakura’s departure for even a second.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Next to enter the arena was…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uchiha Sasuke!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie couldn’t help but grumble inwardly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If this draw wasn’t rigged, he’d eat his own head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sasuke was clearly in poor condition—so they put him on first.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Otherwise, he’d have withdrawn before the match even started.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If that were true, Sasuke’s opponent must be a pushover.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sekiya had already entered the Dragon Chamber to attain enlightenment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So who replaced Sekiya…?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was indeed Lei Menyue!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Menyue himself was completely stunned, eyes wide, face filled with disbelief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I’m fighting Uchiha Sasuke?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He never expected to be the first to fight.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And his opponent was Uchiha Sasuke—the top student of their year.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But after noticing Sasuke’s odd condition, Lei Menyue suddenly felt a strange surge of confidence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just like when he faced Dosu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He mentally calculated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hmm, if Uchiha Sasuke were at full strength, I might not be able to beat him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But this Uchiha Sasuke is half-dead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>My win probability is at least 70-30.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I’m seven, he’s three.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This one’s a guaranteed win!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The match began.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uchiha Sasuke and Lei Menyue stood at opposite ends of the arena.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sasuke kept his head down, trembling slightly, as if struggling to suppress the pain from his cursed seal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Menyue gripped a kunai in one hand and a shuriken in the other, his eyes brimming with confidence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He stared fixedly at Sasuke, as if he could already see the glow of victory.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The legendary top student Uchiha Sasuke was about to become his humble defeated opponent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Menyue could barely contain his smug grin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He roared loudly and launched the first attack.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Several shuriken shot toward Sasuke like falling stars.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Immediately after, Lei Menyue gripped his kunai, tapped the ground lightly, and rushed toward Sasuke at speed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as everyone thought the famed Uchiha was about to fall to an unknown rookie—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sasuke suddenly lifted his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In that instant, his eyes turned blood-red, the Sharingan pattern clearly visible, radiating eerie light.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Menyue had never seen the Sharingan before; his heart jolted, and his steps slowed involuntarily.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Sasuke gave him no time to react.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In a flash, Sasuke dodged the incoming shuriken effortlessly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Almost simultaneously, he appeared before Lei Menyue, raised his right leg, and kicked straight into his abdomen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The force was immense—Lei Menyue was sent flying into the air.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before Lei Menyue could recover,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sasuke leapt high into the air, following right behind him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was a pirated Shadow Dance Leaf.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lion’s Continuous Strikes!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sasuke growled, his legs striking like raindrops—each kick landing heavily on Lei Menyue’s body.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Menyue had no chance to defend; the relentless barrage left him dazed and unconscious within moments.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only then did Sasuke slowly land on the ground.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He pressed one hand against the back of his neck, gasping heavily.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gekko Hayate appeared at just the right moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He glanced at the unconscious Lei Menyue, then at the exhausted Sasuke, and announced loudly: “Match over! Uchiha Sasuke wins!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yamashiro Aoba, the sensei of Rojie’s team, stood nearby. Seeing this, he awkwardly turned his head away, his face burning with embarrassment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before the match began, he too had assumed his student Lei Menyue could easily defeat Sasuke, given his poor condition.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He knew Rojie and Hachikumo’s strength well—he was certain they’d pass the preliminaries.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thus, all three of his students would advance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That would have been a great honor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he never imagined Lei Menyue would lose so decisively—without even getting a chance to release a Lightning Release jutsu. It was utterly humiliating.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The disgraceful Lei Menyue had already left the arena.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Next to appear…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was Rojie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His opponent? The hardworking genius, Konoha’s spandex-wearing weirdo, the high-start-low-finish youth—Rock Lee!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rock Lee’s Youth Full Power Shinobi Legend.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ongoing serial!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1101,"2026-06-20T22:07:49.142Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","b9e4b60031ac2fc7acf4b16cb8339cd5ada43563d9bbab413e1c51b9d7268241","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-30","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-28",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]