[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-31":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338236,4571,"Chapter 31: Sadness: The Defeated Dog Was Brutally Humiliated by the Heavenly Descent","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-31",31,"\u003Cp>At the moment the match ended, Might Guy rushed to Rock Lee’s side to check his injuries.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Behind him followed Tenten and Neji Hyuga.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The wielder of the Six Paths Tools paid little attention to Luo Jie, his eyes fixed entirely on his injured comrade.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet the Hyuga prodigy with the Byakugan turned his gaze toward Luo Jie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie sensed his stare.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So it’s that born-evil Hyuga brat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Brat, using a Toushi  hack will get Itachi banned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, a spark of interest appeared in Luo Jie’s eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Huh, he’s walking toward me.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After witnessing my power, he didn’t retreat—he chose to approach me willingly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Admirable courage!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Neji Hyuga suddenly halted his steps.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He straightened his back and stared directly at Luo Jie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Lee’s strength exceeded my expectations, yet even with all his effort, he still couldn’t defeat Itachi.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But as his comrade, I will defeat Itachi in the upcoming official matches!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Neji Hyuga declared solemnly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Remember my name—Neji Hyuga!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, Luo Jie’s lips curled slightly upward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Fine, arrogant brat—I accept your challenge.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the same time, on the main spectator stand, the Third Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village, Hiruzen Sarutobi, watched Luo Jie in silence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who would have thought this child already possessed such immense power?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>According to Anko, Luo Jie fought Orochimaru in the Death Forest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To escape unscathed from my own worthless disciple…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hiruzen Sarutobi couldn’t help but sigh.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who would have thought that near the end of his life, as his sun neared setting, he would discover another genius like Minato—a commoner-born ninja?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Such talent is exceedingly rare.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I must nurture this child well—absolutely cannot let Danzo the old devil find him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This time, Hiruzen Sarutobi decided to personally take charge of his training.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The following matches proceeded much as in the original.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The treacherous fox brat used poison gas to blind Kiba Inuzuka.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Hyuga civil war: the humble Caged Bird brutally beat the noble young lady.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet in subtle details, it differed slightly from the original.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because Jian Meicheng was burned to charcoal by Luo Jie in the Death Forest, because Sakura withdrew early, and because of Luo Jie’s match with Rock Lee.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This altered the tournament’s flow somewhat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Asama Yagura replaced Sakura in facing Ino Yamanaka.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Two girls, both enamored with Luo Jie, engaged in open female rivalry.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now, they met on the battlefield and seized this chance for a raw, fist-to-fist woman’s duel.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ino Yamanaka struck first, unleashing her prized Mind Body Switch Technique.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For an ordinary genin, this secret art was nearly impossible to resist.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet Ino faced Asama Yagura, who possessed a Kekkei Genkai.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There was only one path left—defeat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sadness—the defeated dog was brutally humiliated by the heavenly descent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the instant the golden-haired defeated dog was eliminated,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rokudo Toss, from the Sound Village, was crushed to death by the born-evil raccoon demon boy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He died horribly, not even leaving a whole corpse.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet in the original, he too died at Gaara’s hands.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Perhaps fate had simply asserted itself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for the original opponent of Toss, Choji Akimichi, he fought Kankuro.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Choji naturally lost in regret.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It wasn’t that the Leaf’s young master couldn’t beat the Sand’s.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was just that against the nobler second-generation Kage, the ordinary ninja second-the Root looked inadequate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Besides, Kankuro wasn’t just any ordinary second-the Root Kage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His father was the Kazekage, his brother was the Kazekage, his brother-in-law was the Hokage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could such fortune be small?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As one intense match after another concluded,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the final list of qualifiers was finally revealed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Those who advanced: Luo Jie, Temari, Gaara, Kankuro, Shino Aburame, Asama Yagura, Shikamaru Nara, Naruto Uzumaki, Neji Hyuga, Sasuke Uchiha.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Aside from all three second-the Root Sand ninja advancing, only Kakashi’s and Aoba’s teams each had two students qualify from the Hidden Leaf.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though they failed to achieve a perfect full-team advancement, Aoba’s face still beamed with uncontainable joy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As soon as the matches ended, he took Luo Jie, Yagura, and the newly awakened Lei Menyue to celebrate with a meal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Come on, everyone eat your fill tonight!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Aoba laughed as he urged them on.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The preliminary round was over; a full month of rest remained before the official matches.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The contestants could use this time to intensify their training.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In this regard, the Hidden Leaf’s local candidates held a greater advantage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the dinner table, Luo Jie turned to Asama Yagura.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yagura, what are your plans from now on?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yagura was picking up a slice of fresh sashimi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing Luo Jie’s question, she gently set down her chopsticks, tilted her head slightly, and bit her lower lip.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“My father mentioned that if I passed the preliminaries, the clan elders would train me.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie nodded slightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though the Asama clan had now declined, it was once a famed Hidden Leaf illusionist clan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It surely still retained considerable depth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In this month, Yagura will surely make significant progress under the elders’ guidance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sitting beside them, Aoba, still wearing his sunglasses even while eating, smiled and spoke:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Luo Jie, starting tomorrow, I will train Itachi intensively for a month.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Though your current strength has already surpassed even your teacher.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi still lack theoretical knowledge—I’ll properly teach Itachi chakra nature and shape transformation.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie replied gratefully: “Thank Itachi, Master Aoba.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He felt a flood of emotions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Recalling his time at the Ninja Academy, his theoretical scores had always ranked among the highest, far exceeding his practical results.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who could have imagined that now his practical skill would far outstrip his theoretical knowledge?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sigh—cheat system.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for Lei Menyue, he sat gloomily shoveling food into his mouth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As a loser of this preliminary round, his regret was channeled entirely into eating.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I’m eating, eating, eating!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just moments ago, Lei Menyue woke up and realized he had lost to Sasuke Uchiha.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He froze in shock.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No way—I hadn’t even used my Lightning Release yet!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Losing to peak Sasuke Uchiha was understandable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, Mouth Release ranks just below Talk Release as a powerful technique.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moreover, Sasuke Uchiha possessed the power of Kuangxiaozhili .\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Naturally, he was no match.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But after finally encountering a half-dead Sasuke Uchiha,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>how could he have lost?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Can’t I get one more chance?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But reality offered him no do-over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Waiter! More rice!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Menyue transformed into a food monster, shouting at the top of his lungs, drawing glances from all around.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Night fell like water, moonlight gently spilling over the streets and alleys of the Hidden Leaf Village.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After the gathering ended, Rojie walked home alone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It feels so quiet!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There are no ninja from other villages on the streets—what a difference from daytime.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ah, probably the ninja from other villages are all resting.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone is working hard, and Yunkun is working hard too…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I’ll push myself harder, knight!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As long as I don’t stop walking, the road will keep stretching ahead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hss—!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, Rojie sensed something, halted his steps, and slowly turned his head to the side.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There, an old man stepped slowly out of the shadows.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was none other than the Third Hokage, the lofty and noble!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1186,"2026-06-20T22:07:49.142Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","320cb611cc147349245bc2df0d8c7c77f214d6e998527eb4b98aef2bc129d47f","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-32","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-30",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]