[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-33":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338238,4571,"Chapter 33: Itachi Damn Laid-Back Slacker, I","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-33",33,"\u003Cp>The Gray Mist Hall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the center of the hall stood a round table, its surrounding chairs empty.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In one corner of the hall, four Rojie sat together, boasting and chatting idly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Didn’t Huang Mao and Nai Long show up?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Hokage Rojie, the last to arrive, scanned the room and asked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That’s right.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Young Hero Rojie leaned lazily against the wall, looking utterly relaxed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Like he’d entered Sage Mode.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was practically a saint.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, the Hokage Rojie said nothing more—he simply tapped the Young Hero Rojie and shared his memories.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn, just as I thought.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That despicable, shameless Cannon King of Wu Liang Mountain dared lay hands on the Princess of Dali.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now, aside from the extra Ge Guangpei, even Mu Wanqing has fallen victim to him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How enviable… so lowly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hey, Itachi’ve already left Wu Liang Mountain?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Hokage Rojie, mid-binge-watching, suddenly noticed the battle location had changed—it was now the Dali Imperial Palace!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Having fun right under his father-in-law’s nose.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No wonder it’s me.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That’s right—the future Martial Arts Alliance Leader is about to step onto his own Jianghu!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Young Hero Rojie stretched lazily and replied smugly, as if he’d already seen himself dominating the martial world and taking all the Jin Shu beauties into his harem.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Hokage Rojie merely sneered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So the Cannon King of Wu Liang Mountain is finally going to strike the Jianghu?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sigh, how envious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the other side, the Pirate Rojie was chatting with the Student Rojie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Probably having finished the series, their conversation was surprisingly serious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Why hasn’t the Holy Grail War started yet?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Pirate Rojie asked curiously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The student Rojie shrugged helplessly and spread his hands: “How would I know? I’m just an ordinary citizen of Tōmiki.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He paused, then added: “But it should be soon—I already have the premonition marks on my hand.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Besides, Miss Legwannian from the next class has already taken leave.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon hearing this, the Hokage Rojie and the Young Hero Rojie immediately stopped talking and surrounded him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It wasn’t because they heard news about Pump Princess.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They were just concerned about the Holy Grail War.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Hokage Rojie spoke first: “Do Itachi have the qualification to become a Master?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He stared at the Student Rojie, baffled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wait, aren’t Itachi just an ordinary citizen of Tōmiki? Itachi have no Magic Circuits—how could Itachi qualify as a Master?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“In short—Itachi’re not worthy!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The student Rojie snorted: “Ordinary citizen of Tōmiki?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wrong—I’m a Super Citizen of Tōmiki.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Besides, in the Fourth Holy Grail War, Uryū Ryūnojirō was just an ordinary man too—he didn’t even know the Grail existed at first, and he was worse than me.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The young hero Rojie couldn’t help laughing: “Super Citizen of Tōmiki?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“More like Super True Newbie.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Hokage Rojie had no patience for jokes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He pressed on: “Don’t dodge. Ryūnojirō may have been ordinary, but the Uryū family had a lineage of magicians—they were old-school Zhengmo of Tōmiki.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What about Itachi? What’s your story?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Saying this, the Hokage Rojie grabbed the Student Rojie and shared his memories.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wait, Itachi’ve got Magic Circuits now?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After scanning the memories, the Hokage Rojie exclaimed in surprise.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Student Rojie grinned: “Is it that surprising I have Magic Circuits?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sensing the hostile glares from the other three, he cleared his throat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Fine, I don’t really know—I suppose after sharing power, my body somehow gained Magic Circuits.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Honestly, I have no idea how it happened—I lack the knowledge.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, the Hokage Rojie shook his head in disappointment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Tch, what a waste.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, the Student Rojie was utterly ignorant when it came to magic.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Like a bag of Lay’s chips—officially full, but in reality, barely any inside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Itachi had to judge by the actual contents.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No point demanding more.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, the Student Rojie was immersed in the Hokage Rojie’s memories.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, he gasped in surprise:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hey, Third Elder sent Itachi to organize the Forbidden Scroll Repository?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What’s the difference between that and letting a monkey guard the Peach Garden?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Hokage Rojie immediately bristled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He frowned and retorted: “Of course there’s a difference.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m the man destined to become the Fifth Hokage—these are all my belongings.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m just retrieving what’s mine ahead of time.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Student Rojie wore a dismissive expression, muttering: “Yeah, yeah, sure.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“When Itachi’re ready to go big, let us know.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, the Student Rojie remembered something and asked: “By the way, the Leaf Village Destruction Plan is about to begin.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“With your current strength, can Itachi handle it?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Hokage Rojie sneered dismissively.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He patted his chest confidently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Who are Itachi looking down on? I’m a Kage-level combatant!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Student Rojie burst out laughing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Kage-level combatant?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The gap between Kage-levels is bigger than the gap between a Jonin and a dog.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What kind of Kage are Itachi? Kage gatekeeper?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this, the Pirate Rojie and the Young Hero Rojie also laughed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The entire hall filled with mirth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Hokage Rojie’s face flushed crimson.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He felt insulted by himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could he let this slide?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if they were all him—he couldn’t!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So the Hokage Rojie roared: “Bold! Itachi lot, the trash I’ve carried along, shut up!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s all your fault for growing too slow—if Itachi’d leveled up faster, I’d have already kicked the Five Kage and punched the Sage of Six Paths, dragging down that still-stunning Kaguya Otsutsuki to use as a thermal weapon!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Student Rojie frowned slightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He tilted his head: “Are Itachi a thigh?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Isn’t the thigh Nai Long?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His words triggered another round of laughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the Young Hero Rojie’s expression turned serious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He spoke solemnly: “Show some respect—call him Fire Dragon Lord. Nai Long? Itachi trash aren’t even worthy to say his name.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Next time Nai Long shows up, he might be the Fire Dragon Lord himself.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After the teasing, the Hokage Rojie sighed faintly: “Though my strength isn’t top-tier among Kage, I still have Senjutsu—I can handle Shukaku easily.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If Itachi have time, help me research forbidden techniques. I spent days memorizing most of them.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Pirate Rojie paused, stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So that’s your plan.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi’re using us as tools.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How shameless.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But since Itachi’re begging so humbly, we’ll reluctantly agree.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The other two Rojie nodded along.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hokage Rojie heard this and flew into a rage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He charged forward, raising his fist to beat the pirate Rojie senseless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Itachi damn slacker, I've had enough of Itachi.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, a sudden cloud of gray mist rose in the hall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All four stopped, their gazes snapping to the chair before the round table.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That seat has yet to be occupied,\" said the pirate Rojie, stroking his chin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Newcomer!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All four reacted at once, their faces lighting up with excitement.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is the big thigh coming?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1127,"2026-06-20T22:07:49.142Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","bfebbf95cad30c18f9f6a8d4cd9a192b5637ec1fc5400c797729911b658e7fcc","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-34","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-32",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]