[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-34":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338239,4571,"Chapter 34: What","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-34",34,"\u003Cp>After the drifting gray mist slowly dispersed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There stood a young man in a pale moon-colored Daoist robe, silently facing the round table.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was noble and handsome, with sword-like brows and starlit eyes, his figure tall and upright, like a proud ancient pine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Merely by appearance, this new recruit Luo Jie bore a certain resemblance to Young Master Luo Jie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But upon closer inspection, the differences became clear.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Young Master Luo Jie, though presentable, radiated a thick aura of vulgarity… the stench of mortal life.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One could tell at a glance—he was no good.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet the new recruit Luo Jie seemed untouched by worldly dust, exuding an ethereal, otherworldly grace.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Young Master Luo Jie rubbed his chin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Judging by this new recruit’s look, did he somehow cross over into a xianxia world?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Martial arts lead nowhere—I’m going to cultivate immortality.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Young Master Luo Jie already imagined himself flying on a sword, roaming heaven and earth, suppressing martial artists with divine arts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He drifted deeper into fantasy, until a thought surfaced in his mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What would sword tremor look like?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cough cough, what’s wrong with a man being perverted!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, the new recruit Luo Jie slowly opened his eyes, a flicker of confusion passing through them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Familiar. Had he dreamed of this before?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The new recruit Luo Jie scanned his surroundings, but before he could react, four men with similar faces surrounded him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His expression darkened instantly, and he thought to himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Where the hell did they bring me?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why is my dream so strange?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before the new recruit Luo Jie could think further, the other four eagerly reached out and touched him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In an instant, a long, tedious flood of memories surged into their minds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Good news: the new recruit Luo Jie truly cultivates immortality.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moreover, he has trained for a full sixty years.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bad news: he cultivates Zhuxian.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After crossing over into the Zhuxian world, the new recruit Luo Jie became the son of a tea merchant, born into a wealthy family with abundant comforts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When he first arrived, he thought it was just an ordinary ancient world, so he planned to live as a rich man, take several concubines, and enjoy a carefree life.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But later, he heard of Mount Qingyun, where the Qingyun Sect—claimed to be the leader of the orthodox—resided.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only then did the new recruit Luo Jie realize he had crossed over into the Zhuxian world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If that’s the case, what use is being a rich man?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He wanted immortality. He wanted to cultivate. He wanted to play with immortal maidens.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With his early wisdom and decent innate talent,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the new recruit Luo Jie, after several efforts, finally succeeded in joining the Qingyun Sect, becoming a disciple of Daoxuan Zhenren, the sect’s master, and trained in seclusion on Tongtian Peak.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now, sixty years had passed since his initiation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So Itachi’ve trained for sixty years and only just broke through the fourth layer of Yuqing Realm?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Young Master Luo Jie frowned, his face filled with disbelief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He scrutinized the Zhuxian Luo Jie as if staring at a lung disease.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Cough cough.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Zhuxian Luo Jie, embarrassed by the question, chuckled awkwardly and explained: “Cultivation is hard. Reaching the fourth layer of the Yuqing Realm is no small feat.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Have Itachi ever cultivated? Have Itachi ever entered deep meditation? If not, shut up.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he spoke, he straightened his back, trying to appear more confident.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Student Luo Jie hurried forward, shoved aside the obstructive Young Master Luo Jie, and asked curiously: “I noticed in your memories—Itachi’ve been to the Gray Mist Hall before?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Zhuxian Luo Jie nodded, recalling: “Decades ago, when I first joined the Qingyun Sect, I came here.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But back then, no one was around. I thought it was a dream and ignored it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“A few days ago, I just broke through the fourth layer of Yuqing Realm and was preparing to descend the mountain to travel the world, seeking spiritual items to forge artifacts.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I didn’t expect that, in my excitement, I fell asleep and ended up back here.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His tone carried a hint of regret—he felt he had wasted sixty full years.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Student Luo Jie patted the Zhuxian Luo Jie on the shoulder and sympathetically said: “Poor old man. Don’t worry, things will get better.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon hearing this, the Zhuxian Luo Jie’s gaze instantly sharpened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He glared at Student Luo Jie and shouted: “Who are Itachi calling an old man?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m only in my seventies—I’m still young!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Young Master Luo Jie snickered from the side, sneering: “Seventy-something and still a virgin? How tragic.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His words triggered uproarious laughter from the others.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Zhuxian Luo Jie’s face flushed red with rage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He pointed at Young Master Luo Jie and declared solemnly: “Itachi don’t understand. Cultivators must preserve essence and nurture origin—never indulge in carnal desires…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Zhuxian Luo Jie launched into a long-winded lecture, trying to justify himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But his words only made the other four laugh harder.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Student Luo Jie cleared his throat, suppressing his laughter, and said seriously: “Seventy isn’t so bad—Itachi can still chase after young girls.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Didn’t Qi Hao, that old bastard, trick the youngest daughter of the Big Bamboo Peak chief?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon hearing this, the Zhuxian Luo Jie immediately nodded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That’s right. Senior Qi of Longshou Peak is a model for our generation.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Now that I finally have a chance to descend the mountain, I must truly experience the mortal world.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he spoke, a knowing smirk appeared on his face—completely gone was his earlier solemnity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Hokage Luo Jie, who had been silent until now, suddenly spoke: “Hmph, I’m about to take off.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sensing everyone’s attention turn to him, Hokage Luo Jie continued proudly: “I should now be able to stabilize into Sage Mode.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pirate Luo Jie, as if struck by a thought, exclaimed: “Masa ka, Itachi mean…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He only got halfway through his sentence before Hokage Luo Jie cut him off.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Correct. The Taiji Xuanqing Dao.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Zhuxian Luo Jie cultivates the Taiji Xuanqing Dao, which emphasizes perceiving the Dao of heaven and earth, drawing spiritual energy from the cosmos into the body to strengthen the physique and prolong life.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the Hokage world, absorbing natural energy and fusing it with one’s physical and spiritual energy creates a balance, producing Sage Chakra, enabling Sage Mode.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Originally, Hokage Luo Jie could only activate natural energy through his “Fitness Milk Dragon” skill to perform ninjutsu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But now, with the Taiji Xuanqing Dao in hand, Hokage Luo Jie suspected he could enter Sage Mode directly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He might even maintain it permanently, making it his default state.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is not impossible.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the original story, the Great Toad Sage of Myōboku Mountain and the White Snake Sage of Ryūchi Cave both possess immense Sage Chakra within them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If beasts can do it, why can’t Hokage Luo Jie?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Sayonara, I’m going back to try. Wait for me to reach Super-Kage level.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hokage Luo Jie said proudly, turning and leaving without delay.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His figure gradually vanished into the gray mist, leaving the other four staring at each other.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1186,"2026-06-20T22:07:49.142Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","c74e8a5863eb77b9f3977d838ece4dc3df901a1341544b8f3481ce1a4f213f8e","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-35","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-33",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]