[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-51":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338256,4571,"Chapter 51: Itachi Rely Too Much on the Power of the Super Lollipop","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-51",51,"\u003Cp>After meeting with Uchiha Itachi, the great Fifth Hokage, Luo Jie, worked tirelessly for the village until midnight before finally sleeping.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When Luo Jie closed his eyes and kicked his legs, he once again arrived in the Gray Mist Hall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The moment the Hokage Luo Jie appeared in the Gray Mist Hall, the four Luo Jies gathered in the corner, chatting and boasting, all turned to look at him at once.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This time, Milk Dragon Luo Jie, Zhuxian Luo Jie, and Type Moon Luo Jie did not appear.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet among these men, a new Luo Jie had appeared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The new Luo Jie’s face was much like everyone else’s.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, except for that one Milk Dragon.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He wasn’t even human.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Expel him from humanity!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The new Luo Jie looked to be in his early twenties, wearing a denim jacket, as if he had been transported to a modern urban world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This filled the Hokage Luo Jie with great joy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if the world he came from had no supernatural power and was merely an ordinary world,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the presence of another Luo Jie would add to his spiritual and physical strength—undoubtedly a good thing for him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Without further words, the Hokage Luo Jie strode forward and grabbed the new Luo Jie’s arm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The new Luo Jie, seemingly already fused with the memories of those present, made no attempt to dodge the Hokage’s action; instead, he opened his arms, smiling calmly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Come, receive my power.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next instant, the new Luo Jie’s power surged into the Hokage Luo Jie’s body.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So weak.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Hokage Luo Jie’s smile faded; he was deeply disappointed—this new Luo Jie’s power was pathetically weak.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was barely stronger than the original Huang Mao Luo Jie, who had been drained by alcohol and lust.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The increase was negligible.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In short, he was a total pushover.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But immediately afterward, a flood of memories poured into the Hokage Luo Jie’s mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His expression instantly brightened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh, it’s Little Jade’s Adventure!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The new Luo Jie nodded, a look of pride on his face, about to say: “That’s right, it’s Cheng…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Huh? Little Jade’s Adventure?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That threw him for a loop.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But upon reflection, it wasn’t entirely wrong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Zongwu Luo Jie couldn’t help but object: “What Little Jade’s Adventure? It’s clearly Dad’s Rehabilitation Routine!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Huang Mao Luo Jie exploded: “Isn’t this about the Triad’s layoffs and reemployment?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, the Hokage Luo Jie was scanning the memories in his mind—he had no time to argue over naming rights.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The world the new Luo Jie had been transported to was precisely the Jackie Chan’s Journeys world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon arrival, he thought he had merely landed in an ordinary parallel world, transforming into a Chinese-American youth in San Francisco.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The new Luo Jie’s background was grim: both parents dead, ancestors having been Chinese laborers sent to America.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His family’s financial situation couldn’t be called wealthy; at best, it was insolvent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>While others transmigrate inheriting billions, he transmigrated inheriting his ancestors’ Huabei debt.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though he started with massive debt and defeat, the new Luo Jie, relying on foresight and his own efforts, managed to scrape together some money and barely achieved financial freedom.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as he looked forward to continuing to make his mark in the tide of the times and becoming an ordinary billionaire, fate’s gears began to turn silently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One day, while strolling through San Francisco’s Chinatown, the new Luo Jie entered a furniture store and unexpectedly met a young man wearing a blue T-shirt.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The young man’s appearance bore a striking resemblance to a star from his past life.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was Jackie Chan!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Encountering an international superstar in a furniture store—strong as a monster, impossible to defeat even with all one’s strength.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In that instant, the new Luo Jie realized the world he had transmigrated into might not be simple—it was far from an ordinary parallel world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet Jackie Chan had starred in countless films and TV shows, even animated ones like Dragon Treasure and Jackie Chan’s Journeys.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The new Luo Jie couldn’t immediately determine which specific work he had entered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But soon, he found his father’s antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing that familiar storefront, the new Luo Jie now knew exactly which work he had transmigrated into.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was indeed Jackie Chan… Little Jade’s Adventure!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now, what was the point of making money?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When the world ended, those worthless papers would be useless—even too hard for wiping one’s ass.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So the new Luo Jie decisively abandoned his plan to earn money and set out on a quest to find talismans.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yes, this was actually Luo Jie’s Adventure!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His first stop was Bavaria in Germany.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It wasn’t because he lacked the element of virtue—it was because the Pig, Dog, and Chicken talismans were all hidden in that land.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of these three talismans, the Pig talisman was the easiest to find.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Pig talisman was hidden atop the mascot of a chocolate factory, and the chocolate shapes produced by that factory matched the Pig talisman exactly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The new Luo Jie spent several days carefully examining nearly all the chocolates in Bavaria, and finally, his efforts paid off—he successfully found the Pig talisman.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With the Pig talisman in hand, his confidence soared; he evolved from a chronically unhealthy office drone into a walking laser pointer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The new Luo Jie boldly stormed into King Ludwig’s Linderhof Palace.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Inside the castle, using the electric-eye power granted by the Pig talisman, he ruthlessly destroyed most traps and easily located the Chicken talisman embedded in a shield.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for the final Dog talisman in Bavaria, hidden inside the wall of some windmill house, there was no specific location information.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The new Luo Jie spent nearly a year transforming into a demolition crew, destroying countless windmill houses, and managed to find the Dog talisman before the Windmill Preservation Association came knocking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He created a local urban legend about windmill houses collapsing mysteriously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The locations of the other nine talismans were mostly uncertain and scattered across the globe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even with the power of three talismans in hand, finding them was no easy task.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After long contemplation, he finally thought of a solution.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He recalled the Eye of Aurora hidden around the neck of the Egyptian goddess statue in Venice’s sewers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Eye of Aurora allowed instantaneous teleportation, making travel across the world effortless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So the new Luo Jie hurried to Venice.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the dark, damp sewers, he lived as a rat-man for over half a year, nearly training four Ninja Turtles, before finally finding the Eye of Aurora.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the night he found the Eye of Aurora, the new Luo Jie threw a silver party to celebrate; after chatting with several girls, he arrived in the Gray Mist Hall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After quickly scanning the new Luo Jie’s memories, the Hokage Luo Jie frowned angrily and rebuked him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi wicked talisman brat, Itachi rely too much on the power of the Super Lollipop.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Without talismans, Itachi couldn’t even beat Milk Dragon!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1165,"2026-06-20T22:07:49.142Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","d5873fd50924989478d171365828924d6f12a55eb4b0014f10ea6082509d2c05","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-52","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-50",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]