[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-52":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338257,4571,"Chapter 52: I Am the Evil Exterminator","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-52",52,"\u003Cp>'Exactly!'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zongwu Luo Jie chimed in: 'We were just criticizing this waste who relies too much on talismans.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'I don’t understand why Itachi don’t learn Qi Magic?'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, what angered Zongwu Luo Jie most wasn’t this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was that although Newcomer Luo Jie held talismans, he himself could not share their power.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This pain was unbearable for Zongwu Luo Jie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not to mention other talismans—that talisman granting eternal life and perpetual youth, the Dog Talisman, haunted Zongwu Luo Jie’s thoughts, filling him with desperate longing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although after sharing Zhuxian Luo Jie’s power, despite the differing world rules, Zongwu Luo Jie had become a cultivator and could live for several centuries without issue.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet, a mere few hundred years of life paled in comparison to the eternal life granted by the Dog Talisman—the difference was astronomical.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon hearing the accusations, Newcomer Luo Jie continued to defend himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Qi Magic?'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'I don’t even know where Dao Long is, and my old man’s temper is rigid and tedious—how easy would it be to become his disciple?'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Besides, we’re all family—everyone here knows exactly what kind of person I am.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'I can’t claim to be virtuous and respected, but at least I’m loathed by people and despised by dogs.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Even if I joined my old man’s sect, I’d never receive his true transmission—I’d probably get returned like defective goods.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Besides, I’m not even sure I have magical talent.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, Pirate Luo Jie stepped forward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Let me say something fair.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'True, effort doesn’t always bring returns; sometimes clinging to a powerful person is also a way.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'But my view differs—I fully support Itachi!'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Still, I recall that the power of those talismans comes from the Holy Lord’s magic, and the stones are merely shells carrying that magic.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Here, Pirate Luo Jie paused slightly, revealing his true intent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'When Itachi return, find a way to extract the magic and absorb it into your own body.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Then everyone can share the talismans’ magic, and Itachi won’t have to worry about losing them.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Huang Mao Luo Jie chimed in from the side: 'This makes sense—Newcomer, hurry up and learn magic, fuse the talisman’s magic.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'I’m planning to go to Japan to visit Madame Kayako for some emotional exchange.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Only the Dog Talisman can let me NG a hundred times and still live.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon hearing this, the other Luo Jies all turned to stare.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Itachi’re not right!'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Who the hell is Kayako? Explain.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'I think Aunt Chu is fine too.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as the discussion grew heated, Zongwu Luo Jie suddenly jumped out and shouted: 'I have an idea!'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All eyes instantly fixed on him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zongwu Luo Jie cleared his throat: 'Newcomer can use the Northern Dark Divine Art!'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon hearing this, everyone froze, expressions filled with confusion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing their reaction, Zongwu Luo Jie continued: 'Although the Northern Dark Divine Art was originally meant to absorb internal energy, perhaps it could also absorb magic.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Here, he turned to Hokage Luo Jie: 'Don’t Itachi think so?'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hokage Luo Jie nodded: 'It’s possible—I’ve used the Northern Dark Divine Art in the ninja world to absorb chakra; maybe it can absorb talisman magic too.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Newcomer Luo Jie chuckled softly, confidently saying: 'No problem—I believe in the Northern Dark Divine Art, which can absorb anything.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he began to paint a picture: 'When I return next time, all of Itachi will have immortality.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Huang Mao Luo Jie pleaded: 'Do it for my dream—use the Northern Dark Divine Art on the talismans!'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Newcomer Luo Jie, upon hearing this, rolled up his sleeves, eager to leave the Gray Mist Hall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Hokage Luo Jie suddenly reached out and stopped him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Wait!'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Newcomer Luo Jie looked at him strangely and teased: 'What’s wrong, Kurobi the Great Sun?'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hokage Luo Jie frowned slightly, correcting him impatiently: 'What’s Kurobi the Great Sun? Itachi won’t even call me Hokage-sama.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'What? Itachi became Hokage?'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'What about Jiraiya? What the hell was he doing?'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Yeah, those two advisors are useless, can’t even put together a complete brain—but how did the scheming Danzo let Itachi become Hokage?'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Did Itachi send him to join the Third Hokage?'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Let me check!'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The others crowded around, grabbing Hokage Luo Jie to share memories.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hokage Luo Jie finally squeezed out of the crowd and, while they were all staring at 'The Secret of the Fifth Hokage’s Ascension,' spoke up:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'I just realized Itachi seem to have forgotten something very important.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Newcomer Luo Jie looked puzzled and asked: 'What’s that?'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Righteous Qi and Dark Qi.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hokage Luo Jie continued: 'Don’t forget—in your world, balance between Yin and Yang is the fundamental truth.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Huang Mao Luo Jie, who had been browsing the memories, also chimed in.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Exactly—according to the lore, when one side grows stronger, the other grows stronger too—it’s like stepping on your own foot to spiral upward.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'I remember at first my old man could only play support, but later, as Dark Qi strengthened, he gained a Righteous Qi boost and stopped pretending—straight-up killing anyone who stood in his way, demons included.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Here, Huang Mao Luo Jie suddenly had a question.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He looked at Newcomer Luo Jie and asked: 'So which side are Itachi on?'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Righteous Qi side, or Dark Qi side?'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Newcomer Luo Jie smirked and began his fence-sitting speech: 'I’m on my own side—I want it all!'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hokage Luo Jie couldn’t help but retort: 'Do Itachi think Itachi’re Akatsuki Yu, jumping back and forth between Righteous Qi and Dark Qi, fitting in everywhere?'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Itachi’ve shared our power—don’t come back and find Dark Qi suddenly exploding.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Then your old man will transform into a Monkey-Demon-Wine, ride the Holy Lord, wear the mask, deliver a crushing punch, and throw Itachi into the Hell Gate to join the demon Bogang.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Newcomer Luo Jie shuddered at this and quickly waved his hands.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Impossible, absolutely impossible.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'I’m the Evil Exterminator—I’m definitely on the Righteous Qi side. Righteous Qi will favor me.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pirate Luo Jie, having finished reading the memories, asked curiously: 'Itachi’re a partner of justice too?'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Newcomer Luo Jie boldly admitted: 'Yes, I’m the partner of justice, the enemy of evil.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Huang Mao Luo Jie couldn’t help but retort again: 'A justice partner who randomly destroys windmill houses?'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Your loyalty is shaky—Righteous Qi Mom won’t like Itachi. Just embrace Dark Qi Dad.'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Newcomer Luo Jie flew into a rage and retorted: 'How dare Itachi assume their genders!'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Besides, I’m the eco-killer who single-handedly destroyed 114 windmill houses!'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'I stand on the side of justice!'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With that, he turned angrily and strode out of the Gray Mist Hall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1096,"2026-06-20T22:07:49.142Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","f248cc3829b2075344f0d714b4babcc13e97179a68a60f5bdef4f031a636bc75","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-53","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-51",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]