[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-59":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338264,4571,"Chapter 59: Left Foot Stepping on Right Foot, Spiral Ascension to Heaven","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-59",59,"\u003Cp>In an instant, Chinatown returned to its usual peace and tranquility.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The streets buzzed with crowds, people coming and going, as if the fierce battle had never occurred.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie returned before his father, Chenglong, and Xiaoyu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Holy Lord has been sealed by me; before my life ends, Itachi need not fear him harming the world.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“However, the Dog Talisman granted me immortality—I will forever imprison the Holy Lord within my body.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon hearing this, his father frowned tightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh no, yin and yang are now unbalanced—new demons will emerge.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie’s lips curled slightly as he spoke calmly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I will release one demon, then seal it within my body to restore balance between yin and yang.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was a lie!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In Rojie’s heart, a bold and insane plan had already taken shape.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He intended to gather the entire demon family set, sealing all eight demons inside himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When that happened, yin-yang imbalance would cause black qi to surge dramatically.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>According to this world’s yin-yang balance rules, righteous qi would also activate—perhaps even boosting his own power.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was Rojie’s wealth-building strategy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Release demon → absorb power → trick righteous qi → release demon again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A flawless wool-pulling plan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thinking of this, Rojie’s heart surged with uncontrollable excitement.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In this way, he could freely wield the demons’ power while gaining righteous qi’s blessing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Righteous qi and black qi would take turns serving him alone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could such fortune be small?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was true left-foot-stepping-right-foot, spiral ascent to heaven.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie believed that even the Holy Lord, upon learning this plan, would be deeply grateful to him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although, the Holy Lord would no longer have a private room—he’d be forced into a shared apartment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the Holy Lord would soon reunite with his long-lost brothers and sisters.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for the other seven demons trapped in hell, they too would thank Rojie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although, they’d go from the wolf’s den straight into the tiger’s lair.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Rojie was their savior, the one who rescued them from hell.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They must show deep gratitude.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Several days later, inside his father’s antique shop.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie focused intently on the book in his hands.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was searching for the location of the Panku Treasure Box.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now, of the twelve talismans, he already possessed the Pig, Dog, Chicken, and Snake Talismans.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Plus the Holy Lord’s own Rat Talisman, and the Ox and Horse Talismans obtained from District Thirteen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The remaining talismans had yet to be found, scattered across the world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And due to their extreme dispersion, tracking them down was like searching for a needle in a haystack.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For Rojie, rather than expending immense effort hunting talismans hidden in unknown locations,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was better to first carry out his demon-breeding plan: release demons and seal them inside himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Relatively speaking, this seemed easier to accomplish.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, in the original story, the exact locations of the eight demons’ hell gates were clearly recorded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moreover, the Panku Treasure Box itself contained information on the hell gates’ positions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Rojie needed to find the Panku Treasure Box first.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although Rojie remembered from the original story the general temple where the Panku Treasure Box was kept,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He did not know its precise location.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With black qi surging now, even if righteous qi favored him, it was unlikely to grant him a cheat in this state.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If he relied solely on his own aimless searching, it would take countless hours.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet, in the original story, the Holy Lord had discovered the Panku Treasure Box’s location among his father’s collection of books.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although his father held different beliefs,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That rigid old man still permitted Rojie to linger in the shop for long hours, poring over the books.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, Rojie was a righteous qi mage!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A genuine righteous qi mage!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After days of searching in his father’s antique shop, Rojie finally found the book containing the crucial information.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So it’s here.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A flash of delight lit Rojie’s eyes. He set down the book, stood up, stretched his limbs, and prepared to depart immediately.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Xiaoyu appeared behind him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Jiege, where are Itachi going?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie turned, crouched slightly, and gently ruffled her hair.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t be disrespectful—call me Jie Shu.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Xiaoyu deliberately defied him, saying:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Okay, Jiege, where are Itachi going?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie’s face twisted into a slightly sinister smile as he half-joked:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m going to find the Panku Treasure Box and release the ancient demons back into the world.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiaoyu’s eyes instantly brightened. She eagerly said:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Jiege, can Itachi take me along?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I want to see it too.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Chenglong’s voice came from afar:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Xiaoyu, your holiday is almost over—Itachi need to do your homework.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A flicker of disappointment crossed Xiaoyu’s face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn homework. Damn Horse Talisman.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If not for the Horse Talisman, she wouldn’t be enslaved by homework.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching Xiaoyu’s expression, Rojie smiled and said:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Looks like Itachi’ve got things to do.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But I’ll return soon—I’ll bring Itachi a gift.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiaoyu replied listlessly, showing little interest in the gift.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, her eyes darted as if she’d thought of a clever idea.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Rojie had prepared himself and activated the Aurora Eye.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as Rojie’s figure was about to vanish from the spot,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiaoyu moved swiftly and grabbed the hem of his robe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next instant, a flash of light—and both Rojie and Xiaoyu vanished from the antique shop.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simultaneously, Rojie and Xiaoyu appeared inside an ancient, eerie temple.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The temple was thick with the scent of age; its weathered walls bore carvings of demons.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie spun around sharply, staring at Xiaoyu in astonishment, his brow furrowed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Xiaoyu, how did Itachi follow me?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiaoyu blinked innocently, touched her head, and grinned:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I took the stairs.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie was speechless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No wonder she was the Stair Climbing God.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In speed, the Rabbit Talisman was just for fun—stairs were the true divine technique.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Still, Rojie had come only to retrieve the Panku Treasure Box; Xiaoyu tagging along didn’t matter—he’d return soon.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thinking this, Rojie turned his gaze toward a nearby raised platform.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There, the Panku Treasure Box rested quietly atop it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie stepped forward slowly, eyes locked on the box.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He knew the Eight Immortals had designed the box with an anti-black-qi mechanism.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Anyone touched by black qi would be violently attacked upon contact.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even Wulong, possessed by the Holy Lord, dared not approach the Panku Treasure Box.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now, as the Holy Lord’s jinchuriki, his body brimming with demonic power, Rojie feared the box’s curse might strike him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, if he were attacked, it certainly wouldn’t be his fault as this great righteous qi mage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It must be the curse’s fault.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Luo Jie had his confidence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He possessed the power of the Dog Talisman; as long as he didn’t die, he could act however he wanted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Let the dark spell strike all it wants—if he dies, he loses!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1140,"2026-06-20T22:07:49.142Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","e79c1b3933c94574d15db03e03e0d75556f6a3113f183f0f46c4ee7f77842cbf","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-60","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-58",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]