[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-6":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338211,4571,"Chapter 6: Shanfeng Yidashiqi, Uchiha Aoba","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-6",6,"\u003Cp>\"Rojie, Lei Menyue, Anko Yagumo.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing his name, Rojie’s gaze shifted slightly, glancing toward the other side of the classroom.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There, Yagumo was smiling directly at him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yay!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Learning she’d be placed in the same class as her crush, Yagumo felt unusually elated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In her triumph, she shot a mocking glance at Ino, her eyes brimming with smugness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing this, Ino slumped completely, like an eggplant struck by frost, sighing endlessly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She helplessly glanced at her two teammates.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One was slumped over his desk, pretending to sleep.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The other was devouring potato chips as if no one else existed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ino silently cursed inside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The future looked utterly bleak.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn family traditions—utterly heinous!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Once I become clan head, I’ll eradicate this trash without mercy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After class assignments ended, Iruka gestured for everyone to sit with their teammates.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he added, \"Your sensei will arrive shortly.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Stay quiet and wait patiently.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After giving a few more instructions, Iruka turned and left the classroom.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moments later, Rojie sat in the center seat, with Anko Yagumo on his left and a bulky, slightly vacant-eyed boy on his right.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He studied the boy’s appearance closely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He bore a faint resemblance to Asuma.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could he be the Third’s illegitimate son?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie thought with malicious amusement.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If the Third really managed to awaken a kekkei genkai, maybe he’d get lucky and father a younger uncle for Konohamaru.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though they were classmates, Rojie wasn’t familiar with Lei Menyue.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But upon hearing the name Lei Menyue, Rojie immediately recalled the future chairman of the mighty Lei Men Corporation in Konoha.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet according to his memory, although Lei Menyue’s son, Lei Denki, was a peer of Uzumaki Boruto,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Menyue should be considerably older than Uzumaki Naruto.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Still, in the Naruto world, age was riddled with bugs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie shook off his thoughts, smiled warmly, and addressed Lei Menyue: \"Hello, I’m Rojie.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Anko Yagumo also greeted him, her tone indifferent: \"I’m Anko Yagumo.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Menyue, naturally shy, grew nervous facing his two teammates and whispered: \"Hi, I’m Lei Menyue. My parents are merchants; I like studying machinery...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His voice faded to near silence by the end.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To him, Rojie and Yagumo were both star students, the center of attention.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie was as handsome as Sasuke Uchiha.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Anko Yagumo was the heiress of the Anko clan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He, meanwhile, was just an invisible nobody in class, as if from another world entirely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie sensed Lei Menyue’s discomfort and smiled: \"We’re not interrogators—Itachi don’t need to spill your whole life story.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he raised his hand, beaming: \"Looking forward to working together.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Such a dazzling smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It warmed Lei Menyue’s heart, filling him with emotion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Eeh, with teammates like this, I’d die content.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soon, footsteps echoed outside the classroom.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A man appeared at the door.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He wore green sunglasses, a blue form-fitting combat suit, and over it, a green standard ANBU vest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Anko Yagumo, Rojie, Lei Menyue—follow me.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His voice was low, echoing through the room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie stared—and his heart stirred.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Oh? Isn’t this one of the three top toku-jō? Konoha’s ultimate utility man—wherever Itachi need someone moved, he’s there...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shanfeng Yidashiqi, Uchiha Aoba!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I never expected my sensei would be him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie knew a bit about Uchiha Aoba.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though only a special jōnin in the Intelligence Division, his strength was no joke.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uchiha Aoba mastered mind-reading, summoning, binding techniques—well-rounded in ninjutsu, genjutsu, and taijutsu, a rare all-rounder.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cheap version of the weasel, the jōnin’s workhorse.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Aoba’s real strength wasn’t combat—he was more of a reliable utility tool, a model support ninja.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Still, his taijutsu was formidable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He could hold his own against the ninety-year-old Kaku, neither gaining the upper hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Round it up—he could even spar with the God of Shinobi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moreover, he possessed the rare true Fire Release that could burn people alive.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It wiped clean the shame of Fire Release being called a \"kind\" technique.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He could also summon crows.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This trick made him more Uchiha than the Uchiha.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Calling him a mini Shisui Uchiha wouldn’t be wrong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uchiha Aoba’s strength represented the absolute ceiling of a normal civilian ninja.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Having such a sensei was already a good deal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looks like I didn’t overhype the Third.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But for Anko Yagumo, Aoba might be underqualified.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though the Anko clan had declined, now just a minor family in Konoha,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yagumo possessed a kekkei genkai.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At minimum, she deserved a jōnin sensei.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Perhaps her health issues diminished her perceived value.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Or maybe the village couldn’t spare more jōnin for sensei roles.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In pure strength, Aoba wasn’t far behind Kurenai, the jōnin gatekeeper.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He just lacked a Hokage son as a boyfriend.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The ninja academy’s training ground.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uchiha Aoba walked slowly to a shady spot and squatted down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Since we’ll be working together, let’s start with introductions.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Name, hobbies, dreams—say whatever Itachi like.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Aoba spoke with bored indifference.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lei Menyue wanted to speak but hesitated, nerves holding him back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Anko Yagumo turned her gaze to Rojie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie, meanwhile, was staring intently at Aoba.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Aoba sensed the awkward silence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He looked up at the sky, sighed softly, and broke it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I’ll start. I’m Uchiha Aoba. Hobby: raising crows. Dream? Retire early and live in peace.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His voice dripped with the resentment of a tired worker—his ninja life had clearly worn him thin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After speaking, Aoba turned his gaze to Rojie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie cleared his throat, gathered his thoughts, and said:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I’m Rojie. Hobbies: cultivation and reading. As for my dream? I want to be a homemaker, living a quiet life.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even with a cheat system now, Rojie’s ambitions hadn’t changed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rule the ninja world?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Too much trouble.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He just wanted to be a day-to-day guy, watching the show.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Aoba listened quietly, his eyes behind the sunglasses narrowing slightly, revealing faint approval.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looks like another one of those types.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",965,"2026-06-20T22:07:49.142Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","2fe66f5650fef383db7cc30d8d11b7beaa9536de6017369837015c23fdd66aa8","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-7","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-5",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]