[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-68":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338273,4571,"Chapter 68: The Will of the Pot Endures More Vividly Than the Will of Fire","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-68",68,"\u003Cp>Snap!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A loud crash followed as the door to the Hokage’s office was violently kicked open from outside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The sign on the doorframe reading “No Violence Allowed” clattered to the floor, as if denouncing the intruder’s audacity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet, since the death of his lifelong rival, Danzō.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This month’s number of times the Hokage’s office door was smashed was even lower than the lowest record during the Third Hokage’s tenure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The first to enter was Jiraiya, radiating fury.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Behind him came Tsunade, calm and composed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then followed the juvenile Huang Yuan and his secretary sidekick.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Their arrival shattered the office’s former tranquility.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Rojie, what is going on?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiraiya saw Rojie seated on the Hokage’s throne, clad in the Hokage’s robe and wearing the Hokage’s hat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He slammed his fist on the desk, sending papers flying everywhere.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On his way here, Jiraiya had already inquired everywhere—he learned that the Fifth Hokage had been replaced by Rojie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had also heard rumors of Rojie’s achievements during this time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fulfilling the Third Hokage’s final order, crushing Danzō’s conspiracy, ascending as the Fifth Hokage, rebuilding the Konoha Police Force…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Each and every one of these deeds left Jiraiya stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiraiya never imagined that in just one month away from the village, such a radical transformation had occurred.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>More shocking still, no one had informed him during this entire period.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had been cut off from the village.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Rojie slowly lifted his head, his face emerging gradually from beneath the shadow of his hat, bearing three parts authority, three parts disdain, and four parts irritation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Jiraiya, Itachi’ve become too reckless.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi won’t even address me as the Fifth Hokage.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiraiya took a deep breath, forcing down his anger, and demanded:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Who put Itachi in this position?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Mizuho Monen and Tōnin Koshun?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Hyūga clan?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Or perhaps…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiraiya paused, his gaze locking onto the silent figure beside him—Naruto Uzumaki.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Pig, Deer, Butterfly trio?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Named, Shikamaru Nara leaned back, feeling as if a massive black pot had just crashed onto his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dammit, he’d become Danzō.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course—the end of a Hokage’s assistant is always to carry the Hokage’s blame!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Being Deputy Hokage isn’t for nothing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Danzō, senpai, I understand now!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the Pure Land, Danzō was frantically liking the post.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Will of the Pot is far more enduring than the Will of Fire.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To Jiraiya, Rojie, though powerful and resolute in thought,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>had even been mentioned by the Third Hokage as someone who, like Minato Namikaze, could be entrusted with Konoha’s future.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Rojie was far too young.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His smooth rise to the position of Fifth Hokage must have been orchestrated behind the scenes by someone manipulating events.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie was a puppet!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A puppet controlled by others!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiraiya felt heartbroken.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was the corrupt Konoha elite about to destroy the precious legacy left by his teacher?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiraiya looked at Rojie and spoke with solemn gravity:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Rojie, speak freely—no matter who’s pulling strings behind this, I’ll help Itachi.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tsunade had been away from the village for a long time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She knew nothing of what had happened in Konoha over these years.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now, hearing Jiraiya’s words, she immediately sensed something amiss.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tsunade frowned deeply, instinctively crossing her arms, making her chest even more prominent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In her view, Rojie becoming the Fifth Hokage was surely the work of Mizuho Monen and Tōnin Koshun, those two old bastards.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All that talk about proposing her as Fifth Hokage was a lie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If those two old fools could ever agree to propose her, even the Seven Brothers of the Gourd could become Kazekage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To spite her, to annoy her, they’d pushed this brat into the Hokage seat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Konoha’s elite remained as dark and rotten as ever.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though not as dark as Tsunade’s wallet after a gambling loss.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But they’d gambled the entire village’s future just to sabotage her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How could this be so childish?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What did they think the Hokage, the Will of Fire, and the village’s future were?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Material for the sequel to “Icha Icha Paradise”?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The more Tsunade thought about it, the angrier she became, her eyes blazing with fury.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shizune had been young when she left the village and knew little of the elite’s affairs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her only memory was that after the high-level meeting before her departure, Lady Tsunade had smashed the meeting table into Konoha’s most expensive jigsaw puzzle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now, facing this tense standoff, Shizune could make no sense of it and simply stood quietly behind Tsunade.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Naruto, watching Rojie seated on the Hokage’s throne in his Hokage robe, immediately grew displeased.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He shouted at the top of his lungs:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Rojie, how did Itachi become Hokage?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I haven’t even become Hokage yet!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though Naruto currently had no girlfriend, he inexplicably felt a deep sense of betrayal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Hokage position he had long dreamed of had been snatched away by someone else.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And it was his classmate!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This plotline was wrong!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Where was the promised underdog’s rise to Hokage?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, Naruto still didn’t realize that in the future, he might not even become the Seventh Hokage—let alone the Eighth, which would also be stolen from him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Unfortunately, no one in the room paid any attention to Naruto’s shouting.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie felt the gazes upon him—some questioning, some furious, some confused.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He simply leaned back slightly, adjusting into a more comfortable position.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why isn’t the Hokage chair as comfortable as a gaming chair?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bad review!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then Rojie began to think.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Am I a puppet?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Puppet masters in Suna use chakra threads to control puppets—what would be needed to control me?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Probably golden big waves.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, the unnamed golden big wave standing before him sneezed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie mused—no one had brought him anything at night.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So, he probably wasn’t a puppet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, Rojie spoke slowly and calmly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Third Hokage.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Here, he paused deliberately, then continued:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I became the Fifth Hokage by the Third Hokage’s final decree and the people’s support.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I am no one’s puppet.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I am the Fifth Hokage of Konoha!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiraiya immediately retorted:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That’s impossible! The old man never told me this!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He couldn’t believe that such a crucial matter would be kept from him by the Third Hokage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if the Third Hokage had died unexpectedly, he would have informed him beforehand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie glanced at him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Jiraiya, Itachi’re too arrogant.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Who sealed the One-Tail that rampaged through Konoha?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Who eliminated the mastermind behind Danzō?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who oversaw the village’s reconstruction after the war?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not Itachi, Jiraiya.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I, the Fifth Hokage!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie tapped the table, his gaze fixed squarely on Jiraiya.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The villagers’ eyes are sharp.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Do Itachi dare question the people’s choice?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1103,"2026-06-20T22:07:49.142Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","a70dd607e1b11ab27809fb7bc9c28420e9f73d9b021996aed653bbd483e353bb","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-69","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-67",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]