[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-69":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338274,4571,"Chapter 69: Let Me Spar with the New Hokage","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-69",69,"\u003Cp>At that moment, Tsunade could no longer contain herself; she suddenly smashed her desk with a punch, unleashing her fierce aura.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The cracks on the wooden desk spread like veins—next door’s Finance Department’s year-end bonus was surely canceled again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Stop putting on airs!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“When I ruled the ninja world, Itachi were still playing with piss and mud!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Jiraiya, why waste words?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Just strike. Force the mastermind to confess.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tsunade was always blunt and couldn’t stand this roundabout questioning and excuse-making.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If Itachi can fight, don’t argue.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Physical persuasion is always the most effective.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Far away, Shikamaru Nara quietly pulled out an expense form and began filling it out, hiding his achievements in silence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie’s gaze turned to Tsunade, his eyes locking onto the strategic high ground first.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No wonder she’s the Fifth Hokage—her tactical awareness is top-tier.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only such discipline can lead Konoha to greatness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then Rojie sighed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hmm, it's indeed very large.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tsunade’s fabric consumption is at least three times that of a normal ninja.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s such a waste.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he smirked slightly and said, “Tsunade? I know Itachi.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, Tsunade perked up; her necklace swung dangerously as she leaned forward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi’ve heard of me?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie replied calmly, “Of course—the legendary fat lamb, famous throughout the ninja world.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi’ve returned to the village to escape gambling debts?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These words made the First Hokage’s statue on Hokage Rock tremble three times.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, according to Konoha’s unofficial histories, the First Hokage, Hashirama Senju, developed Wood Release: Tree Creation Technique because his gambling addiction was too strong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So he could easily sell timber to pay off his debts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Unfortunately, his granddaughter Tsunade lacks that talent—she just burns through her savings and now owes a mountain of debts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie suddenly raised his voice.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Tsunade, listen—this village isn’t a den for filth!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At these words, Tsunade’s brows instantly knotted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She snarled, “Damn brat.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before the words left her lips, she swung her fist hard toward Rojie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The fist roared through the air, as if aiming to crush this insolent brat into pulp.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiraiya’s face turned pale—he was about to intervene.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He knew well that although Rojie had once subdued the One-Tail, his strength was no joke.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But if the two of them fought inside the Hokage’s office, their power might collapse the entire building.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What would other villages think if word got out?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Hokage and the Legendary Sannin fighting in public?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It would be a disgrace to Konoha.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet in the next instant, Jiraiya’s pupils shrank sharply—his face filled with shock.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tsunade’s body flew backward like a cut kite, smashing the office door into splinters.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then her body crashed through a wall before landing heavily in the room across the hall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for Rojie, he remained lounging casually in his chair, as if nothing had happened, his expression as still as stagnant water.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiraiya stared, utterly incredulous.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What just happened?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Did he move?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why couldn’t I see anything?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course—it was the Chicken Talisman!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ninjutsu? Chakra?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sorry, Rojie’s using a talisman cheat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Tsunade stabilized herself and refused to back down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She ripped off her green coat, eyes blazing with fury, and kicked toward Rojie again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie snorted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Taking off your coat to use the Sexy Jutsu?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bastard, the Sexy Jutsu requires lace lingerie at minimum!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>BOOM!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With a thunderous crash, Tsunade this time shattered the office ceiling and flew straight out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Achievement unlocked: Artificial Skylight!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This time, Jiraiya finally saw clearly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It wasn’t that Rojie’s speed had exceeded his visual limits.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie hadn’t moved at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This left Jiraiya deeply confused.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What kind of ability is this?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only then did the Anbu members realize what had happened, appearing around Rojie to protect him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie glanced at them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These animal-masked Anbu ninja always arrive half an hour late on missions but sprint faster than the Flying Thunder God when claiming allowances.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All they do is eat free meals.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Besides, I don’t need Anbu protection—I’d be protecting them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In a few days, I’ll assign them all to menial chores.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I’ll keep just one shadow guard for running errands.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Tsunade leapt down from above, smashing through the ceiling, and kicked fiercely at Rojie from above.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Konoha renovation team captain died laughing at the hardware store—this month’s KPI is way over target!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next instant, Tsunade felt as if an invisible giant hand had gripped her tightly, immobilizing her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her body floated helplessly in midair, frozen in a split-kick pose.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even the debris falling from the shattered ceiling hovered around her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiraiya’s pupils trembled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Itachi can do this too?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If Itachi used this on research, couldn’t Itachi write “Icha Icha: Time Stop Edition”?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie watched the scene and sighed softly, shaking his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He spoke to Shikamaru Nara nearby:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Shikamaru, charge the building repair costs to Tsunade’s account.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shizune, standing nearby holding a piglet, froze solid.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is it too late to run away now?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She knew Tsunade had returned to the village to escape gambling debts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But who could’ve imagined that on her first day back, she hadn’t escaped her debts—she’d added a new one?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The debt kept rolling like a snowball, growing larger—she’d never pay it off in this lifetime.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Would she have to go down to the brothels with Tsunade to earn money and repay it?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Future special package at the pleasure district: Tsunade’s knee-pillow service.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Rojie addressed the Anbu present: “Take her to the Naka River Grand Hotel.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“She gambles outside daily and racks up debts—Konoha’s reputation is ruined.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With a flick of his hand, Tsunade was thrown to the floor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing the Anbu surround her, Tsunade didn’t resist.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She tidied her disheveled hair and said calmly, “Lead the way. I’ll walk myself.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then she turned to Shizune: “Go pack up my quarters. Don’t worry.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As Tsunade, Shizune, and the Anbu vanished from sight, Rojie glanced at Shikamaru Nara.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shikamaru understood—he dragged the still yelling Naruto out of the room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even as he was pulled out, Naruto kept shouting: “Let me spar with the new Hokage!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Utterly clueless about his own limits!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soon, only Rojie and Jiraiya remained in the office.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Hokage’s office instantly became a senior official’s counseling room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie pointed to the chair in front of him and said to Jiraiya, “Jiraiya, sit down.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiraiya did not hesitate long; he sat down directly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After personally witnessing Luo Jie’s overwhelming strength.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiraiya had already become convinced that even if others had placed Luo Jie on the Hokage’s throne, his power would never allow him to be a puppet manipulated by anyone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, the most practical point was that he himself was no match for Luo Jie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie looked at Jiraiya and spoke slowly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Whether Itachi believe it or not, I am indeed the successor designated by the Third Hokage.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These words made the crow flying past the window laugh so hard it fell.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That old monkey had no time even to destroy the peeping crystal ball before he died—how could he have had time to write a will?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Still, Jiraiya decided to swallow his sarcasm; after all, anyone who could pin Tsunade in eighteen different poses must be right about everything.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1196,"2026-06-20T22:07:49.142Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","299880dfe492ac729799ae1aa475e59024e5c26a9e9e1858806ec78b03fe7236","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-70","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-68",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]