[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-71":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338276,4571,"Chapter 71: Even If the Sage of Six Paths Came, He Still Couldn","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-71",71,"\u003Cp>In the Hokage’s office, Rojie lounged comfortably in a reclining chair, eyes closed, cultivating tranquility.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He idled away his time while listening to subordinates’ reports.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Standing before him to deliver the report was Asama Sōun, a senior worker of the Fawu Force.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was denouncing Shizune’s actions over the past few days.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Fifth Hokage, Lady Shizune has been leaving the village daily, either drinking or gambling, often not returning overnight.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Perhaps, sir, Itachi might consider…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie waved his hand, not even opening his eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Keep her locked up a few more days, then find a suitable excuse to release her.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Say, the annual cleaning at Nanhachuan Grand Hotel requires emptying the cells.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Asama Sōun exhaled in relief—he finally had a chance to send that lady away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Fawu Force was too small; Lady Shizune was too big.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After the senior Fawu Force worker departed, the room fell silent once more.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moments later, Rojie suddenly asked: “How is Akimichi Dōza doing?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The senior worker in the Hokage’s office, who had been focused on paperwork, paused his actions and looked up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Upon hearing that Lady Shizune had returned, Dōza was eager to step down and make way for her.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie nodded slightly: “Once Shizune is released, have Dōza go fetch her and assign her to oversee medical affairs.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Deduct a portion of her salary each month to repay her debt—she can’t just loaf around the village living off others.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This would improve the village’s medical ninja standards while preventing Shizune from turning this debt into a bad one.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was a perfect solution!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie thought of something else.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Akimichi clan needed appeasing too—don’t let the Pig, Deer, and Butterfly clans drift away from him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“By the way, retain Akimichi Dōza’s advisory position and assign him as head of the newly established Commerce Department.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nara Shikaku, upon hearing this, paused, his face showing hesitation, then spoke:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The new head of the Commerce Department is Lei Menyue’s father—your companion’s father—this…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He didn’t finish, but his concern was clear.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nara Shikaku feared his companion would be sabotaged by Rojie’s companion’s father.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A Hokage’s assistant’s companion could never match a Hokage’s companion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Power in Konoha depended on proximity to the Hokage!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie naturally understood Shikaku’s meaning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He smiled faintly: “Merchants are always profit-driven. Without oversight, they’d sell the village for gain.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Besides, rebellions have always been led by ninja—never by merchants.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nara Shikaku nodded slightly and replied respectfully: “Yes, Hokage.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Outside Nanhachuan Grand Hotel.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sunlight spilled across the ground, forming golden patches.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shizune held Ton Ton, standing anxiously by the entrance, eyes fixed on the hotel’s door, waiting for Shizune’s release.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soon, Shizune’s familiar figure appeared at the entrance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She waved cheerfully to the Fawu Force ninja she knew well, stepping out with a light gait.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In her hand, she held half a bottle of clear liquor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Nanhachuan Grand Hotel’s limited edition.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She took both food and drink—anyone unaware might think she’d come for a vacation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Did she really treat Nanhachuan Grand Hotel like a hotel?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shizune hurried forward, her face filled with worry.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Lady Shizune, Itachi’re finally out—I was so worried!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shizune waved dismissively and laughed heartily: “I told Itachi it was nothing.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Look, they let me out after just a few days.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shizune frowned slightly and said seriously: “The village has assigned Itachi as head of the Medical Department.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Lady Shizune, Itachi must do your duty properly—no more gambling or drinking every day.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shizune put on a distracted smile, took a swig of liquor, and said indifferently:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I know, I know, I’ve got it under control.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m the best medical ninja in the entire ninja world.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching the two walk away, the Fawu Force ninja all exhaled in relief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They’d finally succeeded in sending away this plague.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Recalling Shizune’s time locked in Nanhachuan Grand Hotel, they all felt a headache coming on.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At first, Shizune had merely slipped out secretly to drink and gamble, returning only at midnight.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They had to search everywhere to bring her back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Once, they found her at a gambling den, seated atop the table, roaring with confidence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If I win this round, I’ll fund the rebuilding of the Hokage Tower—and gift Itachi a new Fawu Force building!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That night, the Fawu Force paid off Shizune’s gambling debts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shizune only needed to go all-in—the Fawu Force had to think of everything else.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the final days, Shizune, tired of going out, began drinking and gambling inside the prison itself, enthusiastically trying to recruit fellow inmates.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How could this be allowed?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shizune was a Konoha high-ranking official—she was only temporarily staying here and would return to power after release.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But those convicted felons? They might never leave this prison.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Fawu Force had no choice but to assign personnel to accompany her, entertaining and feeding her lavishly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As a result, new Fawu Force recruits now had mediocre strength but each knew twenty drinking games.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For instance, a certain Uchiha kid who refused to reveal his name.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moreover, they were constantly on edge, terrified of making even the slightest mistake.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now, Shizune had finally left.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The heavy stone in their hearts finally dropped.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They only hoped she’d never return.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nanhachuan Grand Hotel did not welcome Shizune.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, in the Hokage’s office.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiraiya sat across from Rojie, his expression grave.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“During this time, I reviewed all intelligence on the Akatsuki and met with Uchiha Itachi.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His eyes held a complex emotion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie studied Jiraiya’s expression and asked: “What are your thoughts?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiraiya sighed deeply, his voice hoarse with guilt:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I never imagined the Akatsuki was founded by my former students from the Rain Village during the Second Shinobi World War.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“After I left, they took a wrong path—I, as their teacher, bear undeniable responsibility.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He lowered his head, eyes filled with anguish over his students’ descent into darkness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He never thought those three children, once determined to bring world peace without extreme violence, had founded the Akatsuki—a gathering of rogue ninja.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Back then, I should’ve taught them to write smut for a living.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now, they’ve twisted their ninjutsu and turned evil.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is the greatest teaching disaster this renowned ninja master has ever faced!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Regret—deep, overwhelming regret.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After a moment of silence, Jiraiya raised his head again: “I’ve arranged with Uchiha Itachi—I’ll go under his guidance to investigate the Akatsuki’s true nature.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie listened, his lips curling into a knowing smile: “Well said.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But before Jiraiya could even relax, Rojie’s next words made his eyes widen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“However, I’m going with Itachi.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiraiya immediately frowned and hurried to dissuade him: “Itachi’re the Hokage—how can Itachi leave the village so casually?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Besides, the Akatsuki is extremely dangerous—their leader possesses the Rinnegan.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The legendary eyes of the Sage of Six Paths—no one knows what powers they hold.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie merely waved his hand calmly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Sage of Six Paths’ eyes?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if the Sage of Six Paths himself came, he still couldn’t escape Rojie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How much less so a mere Rinnegan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So Rojie casually tossed the Hokage seal toward Nara Shikaku.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Nara’s deputy can handle village affairs—I have full confidence in him.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tsunade is also in the village now; with her strength, she is more than enough to protect it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moreover, I am very curious to see the Rinnegan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie wanted to see whether the Outer Path Demon Statue was stronger, or his Fire Demon was.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is the Fire Demon will of the Fifth Hokage!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1237,"2026-06-20T22:07:49.142Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","eb04d8b963dca53d02ab38278508b0f8202f1d3fc73eb988cf68cdf8810f860a","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-72","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-70",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]