[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-74":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338279,4571,"Chapter 74: Let Rain Village Experience the Domination of Ultra Shinra Tensei","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-74",74,"\u003Cp>Rain Village.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Inside a hidden chamber.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The gaunt figure of Nagato sat with eyes closed, fully focused on controlling the Six Paths of Pain as they moved outside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Deep internet addicts are like this: risking their lives just to keep the Six Paths’ colored contacts charged.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, the chamber door silently opened, revealing the figure of Konan, his true paper-thin wife, standing inside the room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Aren’t Itachi going to recall them?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Zetsu has confirmed: Uchiha Sasuke, the traitor, is coming here with people from the Hidden Leaf.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Konan’s cold voice shattered the silence within the chamber.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nagato slowly opened his eyes, revealing a pair of pale purple Rinnegan that glowed with a cold, eerie light in the darkness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No need. A god fears no challenge.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After uttering this late-stage otaku declaration, Nagato frowned slightly and asked, “Who is coming?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He wanted to know which fools had the audacity to challenge the Akatsuki, to challenge him—the god of this world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The new Fifth Hokage of the Hidden Leaf, and Jiraiya.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Konan answered truthfully, her voice still calm, though a faint ripple of emotion flickered in her gaze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The name Jiraiya held special meaning for both her and Nagato.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was their former master—and now their enemy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon hearing Jiraiya’s name, Nagato’s gaze sharpened slightly, a complex emotion flashing in his eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But soon, his expression hardened, as if a decision had been made within him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Killing one’s master to attain enlightenment is a Hidden Leaf tradition—must be tried.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even though he was not of the Hidden Leaf, his master Jiraiya was—and so he must follow this tradition.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Fifth Hokage is a child—no threat.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“As for Jiraiya, Itachi keep watch on him.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Konan nodded lightly, saying nothing more.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her body instantly dissolved into countless sheets of paper, scattering like snowflakes, vanishing from the room in an instant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Half a day later.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After nightfall, Luo Jie and the others slipped into Rain Village under cover of darkness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even at night, Rain Village remained shrouded in a dense drizzle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Selling umbrellas and raincoats in Rain Village would surely make one rich.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As soon as they entered Rain Village, Jiraiya eagerly suggested: “Let’s find a brothel first—gather some intel.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The professional instinct of the author of “Icha Icha Paradise” activated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The lustful soul burned fiercely!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie glanced sideways at him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was indeed a good idea.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Unfortunately, Nagato likely already knew they were here.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There was no time for that.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Jiraiya, didn’t Itachi read the intel?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The rain in Rain Village is generated by the Rain Tiger Self-Style Technique.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Akatsuki must have noticed us already.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiraiya snorted at this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I get it, but we came all this way—how could we not experience Rain Village’s charm?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With the Rain Tiger Self-Style Technique monitoring everything, slipping in unnoticed and gathering Akatsuki intel would be extremely difficult.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But fine—let’s just storm in.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With the intel in hand, and with Luo Jie and Uchiha Sasuke beside him, Jiraiya felt moving freely through Rain Village wouldn’t be hard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As the group chatted, Jiraiya suddenly sensed something and snapped his gaze toward a woman standing in the rain, with blue-purple hair.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The woman wore a black long robe adorned with red clouds and white trim—the most fashionable Akatsuki attire in the ninja world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiraiya’s eyes instantly grew complex as he murmured, “Konan.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He never imagined the brats he once trained had truly become ninja-world terrorists.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie watched Konan in the rain, a faint smile tugging at his lips: “They came to us so quickly.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uchiha Sasuke stood silently beside him, eyes locked on Konan, expression that of a tired office worker forced to work overtime.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Konan seemed to sense the three’s gazes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She tilted her head slightly, and behind her, a pair of wings made of white paper instantly unfolded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Flight mode: activated!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wu hu~ Takeoff!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiraiya, seeing this, immediately formed hand seals, preparing to strike.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Luo Jie simply raised his hand, aiming directly at Konan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Shinra Tensei!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Instantly, Konan felt an invisible giant hand grip her body, dragging her uncontrollably toward Luo Jie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her calm expression twisted instantly, eyes fixed on Luo Jie in utter disbelief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was Nagato’s unique technique—the exclusive power of the Rinnegan—how could Luo Jie use it?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Konan, as a core member of the Akatsuki, reacted with lightning speed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the instant her body was pulled, countless sheets of white paper erupted from around her, instantly transforming into spears, kunai, and shuriken, raining down toward Luo Jie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Facing this overwhelming assault, Luo Jie’s expression remained as calm as still water.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He spoke again, unhurried: “Shinra Tensei!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With this low utterance, an even stronger repulsive force erupted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In an instant, Konan’s body, along with all the paper spears, kunai, and shuriken, were blasted away by immense force.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The power was too great—Konan’s body shattered into countless paper fragments, scattering like snowflakes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A true origami artist performing “The Art of Shredding into a Thousand Pieces” live.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These fragments reassembled far away, reforming into Konan’s form once more.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now, Konan’s eyes were filled with wariness, fixed on Luo Jie as she silently speculated: Who exactly is this Fifth Hokage?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the same time, Uchiha Sasuke stood frozen, face etched with shock, staring intently at Luo Jie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had seen Pain’s Deva Path use this ability before.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Orochimaru, who had foolishly challenged him, had been blasted into the air by this technique, humiliated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he never imagined Luo Jie could use the same ability.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is this reasonable?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Luo Jie’s body slowly rose from the ground, ascending into the air.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In an instant, he hovered above the entire Rain Village, looking down upon everything below.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tactical base switch: beginning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Your friend, Luo Jie, Director of the Ninja World Demolition Office, is now online!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Let Rain Village experience the terror of being dominated by Ultra Shinra Tensei.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie spread his arms, his voice low and resonant through the rain:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How many floors to carry a sack of rice? Two floors… two floors…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Konan’s face turned instantly pale.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She realized what was coming—fear surged within her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Without hesitation, she spread her paper wings and flew toward Luo Jie, shouting: “No!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Luo Jie acted as if he heard nothing, continuing his emotionless recitation:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Each grain has mud—who gave Itachi a sack of rice? Spicy heaven…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1061,"2026-06-20T22:07:49.142Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","e18ac60eb0f60fd6d2f3d361bed93a5bc4a776c233238684a072f312b987237d","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-75","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-73",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]