[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-79":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338284,4571,"Chapter 79: Our Ninja World Has Its Own Leg Play Year","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-79",79,"\u003Cp>Luo Jie scanned the crowd and saw that Deidara, Kakuzu, and Sasori glared angrily but said nothing in protest; he nodded in satisfaction.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“At least they have some self-awareness.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Alright, Itachi three will spend a few years eating prison meals at the Nanka River Grand Hotel, absorbing the Will of Fire, and strive to reform and start anew.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Deidara, Kakuzu, and Sasori weren’t unwilling to speak—they simply couldn’t; their tongues had been silenced.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All they could do was vent their anger through furious stares.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet Luo Jie ignored their reactions entirely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He didn’t release the psychic restraint; instead, he turned to Nagato and Konan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These two founders of the Akatsuki had now led the rebellion, personally selling off their own members.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Countless sheets of white paper surged from Konan’s body, fluttering like snowflakes toward Deidara, Kakuzu, and Sasori.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In an instant, the white paper wrapped them tightly, layer upon layer, turning them into a branded mummy-style zongzi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then Nagato stepped forward and cast a sealing technique; black runes, like tadpoles, swiftly clung to the white paper enveloping the three.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Too bad it didn’t bear the Akatsuki’s bankruptcy clearance sale logo.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But with the sealing runes in place, even if Luo Jie released his psychic hold, the three could not move.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie watched all this, a satisfied smile on his face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He stepped forward and slapped Nagato’s shoulder firmly, his tone carrying a hint of approval:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Kid, Itachi’ve got the right idea. Once Itachi’re reformed and start anew, I’ll assign Itachi a unit in the Anbu called the Akatsuki Team.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi’ll be captain, and I’ll grant Itachi Hidden Leaf citizenship.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Captain Nagato, don’t let me down.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nagato stared at his former subordinates, now wrapped like parcels, and said nothing—only remained silent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, even his own home was being turned into a Fifth Hokage theme park—what could he possibly do?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He could only silently accept his fate and aid the tyrant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Several days later.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sunlight once again fell upon the ruins of the Hidden Rain Village, scarred and broken.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Hidden Leaf ninja arrived en masse for a team-building retreat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The first to arrive was none other than Luo Jie’s esteemed father-in-law, Shikamaru Nara.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shikamaru Nara was now the overall commander of the Anbu, with no shortage of talented subordinates.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had not only recruited the vegetative Yamato but also absorbed many former Root ninja.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After his arrival, the Hidden Leaf Anbu fully controlled the Hidden Rain Village, awaiting the arrival of subsequent personnel for formal takeover.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, Jiraiya had already returned to the village with his two apprentices and the three Akatsuki “merchandise” he had sold off.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie, accompanied by Sasuke Uchiha and Shikamaru Nara, stood atop the ruins of the Hidden Rain Village, speaking loudly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His commanding figure stood out sharply.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie pointed to the highest point of the Hidden Rain Village and said:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Once reconstruction is complete, build a one-to-one replica of the Hokage Rock here.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And my Hokage Rock must be the tallest!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shikamaru Nara immediately pulled out a small notebook and wrote it down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He looked less like the Anbu commander and more like a loyal scribe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After finishing his notes, Shikamaru Nara asked cautiously: “Hokage-sama, should we notify the Daimyo regarding our occupation of the Land of Rain?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie replied: “That pig?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Why notify him?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Daimyo should just indulge in pleasure—ninja handle the complicated matters.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shikamaru Nara quickly nodded and wrote: Daimyo is a pig.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After a moment’s thought, he remembered something else and spoke again:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hokage-sama, the Land of Rain lies at the border of the Land of Fire, Land of Earth, and Land of Wind—it’s a strategic must-have.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Should we send diplomatic notices to the Hidden Stone and Hidden Sand Villages to avoid provoking extreme reactions?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, this directly affected the interests of two major ninja villages; a misstep could trigger a large-scale war.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie frowned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What? Worry about international outrage?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie’s voice rose sharply: “The Hidden Sand Village is merely our puppet—dare they oppose us?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“In a while, make every senior member of the Hidden Sand write ten articles praising the Hidden Leaf for eliminating the Akatsuki and ridding the ninja world of a menace.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Here, Luo Jie paused slightly, a cold smirk crossing his face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“As for the Hidden Stone Village—that old man, Obito, is nothing but a guard dog. I’ll capture him eventually.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“By the way, spread the news that Obito secretly hired the Akatsuki—let him have his moment of infamy.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shikamaru Nara quickly nodded and wrote: Tsuchikage is a dog.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His expression was serious and earnest, as if recording an undeniable fact.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After giving his general orders, Luo Jie prepared to leave.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, Shikamaru Nara, who had been standing beside him, looked slightly nervous, hesitated, then finally gathered his courage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hokage-sama, what are your thoughts on my daughter’s marriage?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, this concerns his daughter’s lifelong future and the close alliance between the Nara clan and the Fifth Hokage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie turned to Shikamaru Nara and said firmly: “No problem. After her coming-of-age ceremony, we’ll marry.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, Shikamaru Nara felt as if he’d swallowed a calming pill—his heart burst with joy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yes, Hokage-sama.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had long feared that this young, capable Hokage might be snatched away by another Hidden Leaf clan, especially the Aburame clan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, the Aburame clan’s young mistress had once been Luo Jie’s comrade.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But now, hearing such a direct answer, the heavy stone in his chest finally lifted—he relaxed completely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet Shikamaru Nara had no idea that just days earlier, Luo Jie had said the exact same thing to the Aburame clan chief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And Luo Jie’s plans went far beyond this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He intended to keep saying this same line to more people.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For instance, the guard dog Obito.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His granddaughter wasn’t bad either—she was on Luo Jie’s marriage list.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, she’s the famous Leg-Kage!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Our ninja world has its own leg play year.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hidden Stone Village!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Unlike other ninja villages, the Hidden Stone Village was surrounded by mountains, boasting the strongest defenses.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Outsiders couldn’t enter; insiders couldn’t leave.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, the shortest Tsuchikage in the ninja world, Obito, hovered midair, scanning intelligence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, altitude was lacking—technique made up for it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As the ninja world’s longest-serving Kage, he had outlived the Third Hokage of the Hidden Leaf and become the sole surviving Third Kage—the true living fossil of the ninja world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet Obito’s expression was far from pleasant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Unforgivable!!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito smashed his desk with one palm, revealing the contents of the intelligence report.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Shocking! 70-Year-Old Man Secretly Meets Terrorist Group at Night—Reason Behind It Is Heartwarming!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>More to come tonight!!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1116,"2026-06-20T22:07:49.142Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","35bb9f858260ef26df2005f85e3d195dae2b6235fbb3e7023bc99bf9860f5f90","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-80","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-78",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]