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(Request Subscription!)","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-81",81,"\u003Cp>The man whom Sasuke regarded as his lifelong enemy, the one he dreamed of killing, had been locked up in the Naka River Grand Hotel.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In his mind, Uchiha Itachi was now wearing a prison uniform, performing “Tears Behind Bars” at the Naka River Grand Hotel.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This filled Uchiha Sasuke with great joy and gave him a new plan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the entrance of the Konoha Police Department.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Captain Sarutobi held Sasuke’s submitted application, his brow furrowed so tightly he could crush a fly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The application titled “Transfer Request to the Naka River Grand Hotel” clearly stated:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Reason for application: To bring warmth to his big brother (physically).\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at this young man with a brilliant future ahead of him, he couldn’t help but urge again:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Sasuke, have Itachi truly thought this through?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Transferring to the Naka River Grand Hotel as warden isn’t a wise choice.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That place is full of trouble and offers no promotion—rumor has it even high-ranking officials get locked up there for reflection.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If Itachi accidentally offend someone, your bright future will be utterly ruined.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Captain Sarutobi sincerely hoped Sasuke would reconsider carefully and not destroy his future out of momentary impulse.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If Itachi want to perform “The Uchiha’s Revenge,” Itachi don’t need to become a warden—Itachi can wait until Itachi rise to the top of the Police Department.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Once Itachi become Chief of the Police Department, a mere prisoner is yours to control at will.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sasuke’s Sharingan glowed with an eerie red light: “Captain Sarutobi, no more pleading. I’ve made up my mind.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uchiha Itachi is now imprisoned in the Naka River Grand Hotel—this is the opportunity Sasuke has long dreamed of.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sasuke must enter as warden and give his onii-chan a proper welcome, a grand performance, so he can taste what it feels like to be tortured.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For instance, Chidori electric therapy service, Goemon Fireball sauna experience.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In his heart, nothing mattered more than this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All talk of future advancement seemed trivial at this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Sasuke’s resolve was firm, Captain Sarutobi sighed helplessly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Fine, I’ll submit your application right away. Itachi’ll likely get a response in a few days.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Go home and wait for news—consider it a vacation.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, a voice came from afar.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No need to wait—I approve it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Both Captain Sarutobi and Sasuke froze, their minds racing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who could be so arrogant?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Did Konoha really have someone this powerful?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They turned toward the source of the voice.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There walked a young man in the Hokage robe, accompanied by the high-ranking police officer Asama Kumon.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Hokage robe shimmered brilliantly in the sunlight, as if the sun’s radiance itself draped over the boy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So blinding!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is this Konoha’s sun?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Both thought the same thought simultaneously and instinctively lowered their heads.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How dare a mortal gaze upon the sun!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Your Majesty, the Fifth Hokage.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Both spoke in unison.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie walked up to Sasuke and patted his shoulder.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Konoha police officers should learn from Uchiha Sasuke—voluntarily going to the most arduous posts.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he turned to Asama Kumon and ordered: “Captain Asama, organize a lecture in a few days for the entire Police Department to study Sasuke’s Will of Fire.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Asama Kumon bowed deeply: “Your wisdom, Hokage-sama. I’ll arrange it immediately.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie smiled at Sasuke: “Go to the Naka River Grand Hotel for a few years of training. When Itachi return, I’ll promote Itachi to Deputy Chief of Police.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At these words, the surrounding police ninja erupted in shock, instantly turning into lemon factories.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Their eyes now brimmed with envy and jealousy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Uchiha Sasuke really hit the jackpot.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yeah, the Hokage himself promised promotion—his career in the Police Department will now soar.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi don’t get it—Sasuke’s father was once Chief of Police.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ah, so it’s a family legacy… a lifetime job.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie smiled and said: “I’m going to inspect the Naka River Grand Hotel today. Come with me.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he turned and walked toward the Naka River Grand Hotel.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sasuke and Asama Kumon hurried to follow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Naka River Grand Hotel.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sasuke hurried off, busy with handover duties.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This Uchiha avenger was now lost in his script for “Prison Fengyun : Brotherly Bond,” unaware he was walking with his feet in sync.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie and Asama Kumon arrived outside a cell.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scene before him left the Fifth Hokage deep in thought.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Natural hot springs bubbled gently, massage chairs with built-in vibration mode…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At first glance, this wasn’t a prison—it was a luxury hotel suite.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It truly had become the Naka River Grand Hotel.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiraiya was lounging with one leg crossed, teaching Nagato his pickup techniques, while Konan brewed tea beside him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The moment Rojie pushed open the door, all three looked up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before they could speak, Rojie’s voice shattered the silence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Jiraiya, Itachi’ve been appointed Commander-in-Chief of the Iwa Campaign!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“From now on, Itachi’re in charge of all matters related to war against the Hidden Stone Village.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiraiya’s smile instantly froze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>My retirement plan was writing erotic novels, not war strategies!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His eyes bulged, staring at Rojie as if he’d misheard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What? What did Itachi just say, Rojie?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He leapt to his feet: “Itachi want me to lead the army against the Hidden Stone Village?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie’s expression turned grave, his gaze resolute: “The Hidden Stone Village provoked us first, openly declaring war.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Konoha cannot sit idle—we must retaliate.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jiraiya frowned deeply.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He sighed softly, thinking to himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So, war has finally broken out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He knew this conflict was almost certainly due to Konoha’s military occupation of the Land of Rain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But as a Konoha ninja, how could he retreat?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He couldn’t just give back the occupied territory.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Besides, the Land of Rain had nothing to do with the Hidden Stone Village.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After a moment’s hesitation, Jiraiya nodded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Fine. If that’s how it is, I accept.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie nodded in satisfaction upon hearing Jiraiya’s agreement.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Actually, it’s not that complicated—Itachi only need to organize Konoha ninja for defense.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I plan to lead a force and swiftly penetrate the Hidden Stone Village, forcing their surrender.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Here, Rojie turned his gaze to Nagato and Konan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Akatsuki unit’s official formation has been approved—it will operate under the Anbu, with your original white-edged red-cloud emblem.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“For this war, the Akatsuki unit will accompany me in the swift strike on the Hidden Stone Village.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Current members: Itachi two, and Uchiha Itachi.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nagato and Konan exchanged a glance, a complex emotion flickering in their eyes—but neither objected.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To Nagato, Rojie’s plan bore a certain resemblance to his own dream.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had once envisioned a Tailed Beast weapon system, using their power to force the world into peace.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie intended to use his own overwhelming strength to force the Hidden Stone Village to surrender.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In essence, it was not so different from his own Tailed Beast weapon plan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1131,"2026-06-20T22:07:49.142Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","5e7045957c6274cfa87bb2602db383ddc5c942765ac7d3809299045ba0f97030","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-82","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-80",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]