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Chapter 83: Achievement: Collected All Talismans! (Request Subscription!)

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Just after Zhuxian Luo Jie arrived in the hall.

He engaged in deep discussion with Zongwu Luo Jie, profoundly shocked by the latter’s ingenious idea of reviving statues using the Rat Talisman.

The gameplay of Xiaodeng on Wuliang Mountain instantly opened a new world for this old veteran of Qingyun Sect.

This was truly a genius concept.

The statue of Witch Linglong must be arranged!

Zhuxian Luo Jie planned to replicate Zongwu Luo Jie’s statue-revival trick and personally experience the life-sized figurine of Witch Linglong.

After gaining sufficient battlefield experience, he would then exchange insights with Zongwu Luo Jie.

What about the Beast God?

A pet should know its place—just go guard the gate and keep watch.

After hastily devouring both of their memories, Hokage Luo Jie was flooded with questions.

Especially regarding Zongwu Luo Jie’s revival of the Langhuan Jade Statue, his curiosity instantly exploded.

He turned to Zongwu Luo Jie with a curious expression and asked:

“After Itachi revived the Langhuan Jade Statue, aren’t Itachi just creating Li Canghai out of thin air?”

Zongwu Luo Jie scoffed: “Did Itachi even read the memories properly? Li Canghai never existed in the original story.”

“The statue I revived had no name—if Itachi must give her one, it should be ‘Immortal Sister.’”

Hokage Luo Jie scratched his head: “I was too busy learning the moves to notice such minor details.”

Zongwu Luo Jie smirked slightly, snorted, and said with a hint of pride:

“Pay attention, learn well—I’m almost finished developing a dual-cultivation divine art.”

Zhuxian Luo Jie couldn’t help but speak up: “I’m thinking the same thing.”

“Once I collect all the Books of Heaven, I’ll create my own dual-cultivation method.”

Hokage Luo Jie retorted: “Aren’t there already dual-cultivation and energy-siphoning techniques in the Zhuxian world’s Hehuan Sect?”

“Why not just go ask for them?”

Zongwu Luo Jie chimed in: “Exactly! Jin Ping’er may be young, but her master, Lady Sanmiao, is a top-tier beauty—get her fast.”

Then Itachi get two for one—Jin Ping’er can come along too, just like Itachi, Hokage Luo Jie, playing the raising game.

Hearing this, Hokage Luo Jie jumped up in outrage, shouting:

“Don’t talk nonsense—I never did that!”

I am the sun in the hearts of the Hidden Leaf villagers—upright and honorable. Don’t lump me in with Itachi perverts who revive figurines.

If Itachi must call it a raising game, it’s the Great Hidden Leaf Village Raising Plan!

As they bickered back and forth,

A thick haze suddenly spread from a nearby round table.

Then, a mocking voice emerged from the mist:

“Oh? Three little gimmicks.”

As the gray mist slowly cleared, a familiar figure grew distinct—it was Devil Luo Jie.

He stood there, wearing a half-smile on his face.

Hokage Luo Jie instantly perked up.

A big thigh arrived.

Pre-battle buffs were in place.

Before Devil Luo Jie could say a word, Hokage Luo Jie charged forward.

He had to transfer his power quickly and then return to the Ninja World to rip out the Tsuchikage’s kidneys.

Seeing this, Zhuxian Luo Jie and Zongwu Luo Jie immediately understood, following right behind him, instantly becoming his left and right guardians.

The three spread into a fan formation and in an instant surrounded Devil Luo Jie, lunging at him.

In an instant, a powerful force surged into Hokage Luo Jie’s body.

He closed his eyes, fully absorbing the sensation of this force surging within him, while rapidly scanning the shared memories.

Moments later, Hokage Luo Jie slowly opened his eyes, a look of dissatisfaction on his face.

“Why were Itachi just busy collecting talismans?”

“Where’s the Devil? Why didn’t Itachi seal the Devil?”

“Where’s the promised beating of the Eight Devils?”

Hearing this, Devil Luo Jie was furious.

He glared at Hokage Luo Jie and snapped:

“Itachi know nothing! I’ve already unlocked the Holy Lord skin + Complete Talisman Collection achievement!”

“I’m the MVP—Itachi’re all lucky losers.”

“Stop barking!”

Zhuxian Luo Jie quickly stepped in to mediate.

“Scores are meaningless—don’t take them too seriously; they distort true effort.”

Zongwu Luo Jie agreed: “Exactly! Scores can’t measure everything.”

“I’ve been burning my brain daily inventing new moves for Itachi—I’m the true MVP.”

Hearing this, Devil Luo Jie flew into a rage.

“Itachi’re nothing but a pile of shit.”

“Itachi all are freeloaders!”

He stepped forward and punched each of them once.

Yet during this time, Devil Luo Jie had indeed worked diligently to track down the talismans.

Among them, Luopei, the tireless worker, played an indispensable role.

His level of corporate slavery rivaled that of a modern 007 soldier—996 benefits felt like paid vacation.

Thanks to Master Luopei leading the way, Devil Luo Jie successfully collected all twelve talismans in little time.

After obtaining the Tiger Talisman, Devil Luo Jie attempted to use it to harmonize the two conflicting demonic energies within him.

Upon trying, it worked.

Under the Tiger Talisman’s harmonizing power, whether wearing the Devil’s outer skin or fully immersed in the Devil’s pelt, he could perfectly balance both demonic energies.

However, after harmonization, the fused skin of the Holy Lord and Bo Gang looked terrible—no beauty filter could save it.

His appearance resembled the state of partial demonization when activating both demonic energies: a fat, ugly giant milk dragon, a fashion disaster of the demon realm.

Yet the fused form’s power was vastly stronger than before, and its size was astonishingly massive.

It also inherited Bo Gang’s terrifying ability to devour everything and continuously grow larger.

If it kept expanding, someday Hokage Luo Jie riding the Demon Milk Dragon Gundam could easily crush the Ten-Tails single-handedly.

At this moment, Hokage Luo Jie carefully felt the immense power, a satisfied smile spreading across his face.

Next, the despicable Hidden Stone Village will face an unprecedented Milk Dragon Chaos!

It will become their eternal nightmare.

The next morning, the gates of the Hidden Leaf Village slowly opened.

As the village’s gate guardians, Gangzi Tie and Shen Yue Chuyun stood tall and straight on either side.

Hokage Luo Jie, clad in the Hokage robe and wearing the Hokage hat, strode forward with head held high.

Behind him followed the newly formed Akatsuki team members.

Without the Ninja World’s Kami, the true paper-thin beauty wife, or the Uchiha clan’s terminator.

Under the gaze of Gangzi Tie and Shen Yue Chuyun, Luo Jie waved his hand and led the Akatsuki team on their journey toward the Hidden Stone Village.

Since three of the four were wearing modified Akatsuki uniforms,

Any outsider seeing them might think the Akatsuki was holding a team-building retreat.

More tonight!!!

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