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(Request Subscription!)","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-83",83,"\u003Cp>Just after Zhuxian Luo Jie arrived in the hall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He engaged in deep discussion with Zongwu Luo Jie, profoundly shocked by the latter’s ingenious idea of reviving statues using the Rat Talisman.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The gameplay of Xiaodeng on Wuliang Mountain instantly opened a new world for this old veteran of Qingyun Sect.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was truly a genius concept.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The statue of Witch Linglong must be arranged!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhuxian Luo Jie planned to replicate Zongwu Luo Jie’s statue-revival trick and personally experience the life-sized figurine of Witch Linglong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After gaining sufficient battlefield experience, he would then exchange insights with Zongwu Luo Jie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What about the Beast God?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A pet should know its place—just go guard the gate and keep watch.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After hastily devouring both of their memories, Hokage Luo Jie was flooded with questions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially regarding Zongwu Luo Jie’s revival of the Langhuan Jade Statue, his curiosity instantly exploded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He turned to Zongwu Luo Jie with a curious expression and asked:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“After Itachi revived the Langhuan Jade Statue, aren’t Itachi just creating Li Canghai out of thin air?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zongwu Luo Jie scoffed: “Did Itachi even read the memories properly? Li Canghai never existed in the original story.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The statue I revived had no name—if Itachi must give her one, it should be ‘Immortal Sister.’”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hokage Luo Jie scratched his head: “I was too busy learning the moves to notice such minor details.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zongwu Luo Jie smirked slightly, snorted, and said with a hint of pride:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Pay attention, learn well—I’m almost finished developing a dual-cultivation divine art.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhuxian Luo Jie couldn’t help but speak up: “I’m thinking the same thing.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Once I collect all the Books of Heaven, I’ll create my own dual-cultivation method.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hokage Luo Jie retorted: “Aren’t there already dual-cultivation and energy-siphoning techniques in the Zhuxian world’s Hehuan Sect?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Why not just go ask for them?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zongwu Luo Jie chimed in: “Exactly! Jin Ping’er may be young, but her master, Lady Sanmiao, is a top-tier beauty—get her fast.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then Itachi get two for one—Jin Ping’er can come along too, just like Itachi, Hokage Luo Jie, playing the raising game.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, Hokage Luo Jie jumped up in outrage, shouting:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t talk nonsense—I never did that!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I am the sun in the hearts of the Hidden Leaf villagers—upright and honorable. Don’t lump me in with Itachi perverts who revive figurines.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If Itachi must call it a raising game, it’s the Great Hidden Leaf Village Raising Plan!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As they bickered back and forth,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A thick haze suddenly spread from a nearby round table.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, a mocking voice emerged from the mist:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh? Three little gimmicks.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As the gray mist slowly cleared, a familiar figure grew distinct—it was Devil Luo Jie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He stood there, wearing a half-smile on his face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hokage Luo Jie instantly perked up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A big thigh arrived.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pre-battle buffs were in place.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before Devil Luo Jie could say a word, Hokage Luo Jie charged forward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had to transfer his power quickly and then return to the Ninja World to rip out the Tsuchikage’s kidneys.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing this, Zhuxian Luo Jie and Zongwu Luo Jie immediately understood, following right behind him, instantly becoming his left and right guardians.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three spread into a fan formation and in an instant surrounded Devil Luo Jie, lunging at him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In an instant, a powerful force surged into Hokage Luo Jie’s body.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He closed his eyes, fully absorbing the sensation of this force surging within him, while rapidly scanning the shared memories.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moments later, Hokage Luo Jie slowly opened his eyes, a look of dissatisfaction on his face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Why were Itachi just busy collecting talismans?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Where’s the Devil? Why didn’t Itachi seal the Devil?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Where’s the promised beating of the Eight Devils?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, Devil Luo Jie was furious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He glared at Hokage Luo Jie and snapped:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi know nothing! I’ve already unlocked the Holy Lord skin + Complete Talisman Collection achievement!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m the MVP—Itachi’re all lucky losers.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Stop barking!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhuxian Luo Jie quickly stepped in to mediate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Scores are meaningless—don’t take them too seriously; they distort true effort.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zongwu Luo Jie agreed: “Exactly! Scores can’t measure everything.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ve been burning my brain daily inventing new moves for Itachi—I’m the true MVP.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, Devil Luo Jie flew into a rage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi’re nothing but a pile of shit.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi all are freeloaders!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He stepped forward and punched each of them once.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet during this time, Devil Luo Jie had indeed worked diligently to track down the talismans.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Among them, Luopei, the tireless worker, played an indispensable role.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His level of corporate slavery rivaled that of a modern 007 soldier—996 benefits felt like paid vacation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thanks to Master Luopei leading the way, Devil Luo Jie successfully collected all twelve talismans in little time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After obtaining the Tiger Talisman, Devil Luo Jie attempted to use it to harmonize the two conflicting demonic energies within him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon trying, it worked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Under the Tiger Talisman’s harmonizing power, whether wearing the Devil’s outer skin or fully immersed in the Devil’s pelt, he could perfectly balance both demonic energies.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, after harmonization, the fused skin of the Holy Lord and Bo Gang looked terrible—no beauty filter could save it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His appearance resembled the state of partial demonization when activating both demonic energies: a fat, ugly giant milk dragon, a fashion disaster of the demon realm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet the fused form’s power was vastly stronger than before, and its size was astonishingly massive.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It also inherited Bo Gang’s terrifying ability to devour everything and continuously grow larger.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If it kept expanding, someday Hokage Luo Jie riding the Demon Milk Dragon Gundam could easily crush the Ten-Tails single-handedly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, Hokage Luo Jie carefully felt the immense power, a satisfied smile spreading across his face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Next, the despicable Hidden Stone Village will face an unprecedented Milk Dragon Chaos!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It will become their eternal nightmare.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next morning, the gates of the Hidden Leaf Village slowly opened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As the village’s gate guardians, Gangzi Tie and Shen Yue Chuyun stood tall and straight on either side.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hokage Luo Jie, clad in the Hokage robe and wearing the Hokage hat, strode forward with head held high.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Behind him followed the newly formed Akatsuki team members.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Without the Ninja World’s Kami, the true paper-thin beauty wife, or the Uchiha clan’s terminator.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Under the gaze of Gangzi Tie and Shen Yue Chuyun, Luo Jie waved his hand and led the Akatsuki team on their journey toward the Hidden Stone Village.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Since three of the four were wearing modified Akatsuki uniforms,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Any outsider seeing them might think the Akatsuki was holding a team-building retreat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>More tonight!!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1101,"2026-06-20T22:07:49.142Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","3bdd417150022846c79dc377e0060b540bafa19a9862a4b84d4b5ed6f6d1f35f","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-84","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-82",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]