[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-84":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338289,4571,"Chapter 84: Could It Possibly Be the Hidden Leaf Attacking?","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-84",84,"\u003Cp>The next morning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sasuke Uchiha woke early and rushed toward the Naka River Grand Hotel.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was eager to meet Itachi Uchiha and make him taste the gift he had prepared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon arriving at the Naka River Grand Hotel, Sasuke had barely met the Fawu Force ninja sent to guide him when he blurted out his question.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Where is Itachi Uchiha’s cell?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Fawu Force ninja blinked, a flicker of confusion crossing his face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He studied Sasuke with a puzzled look.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi don’t know?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yesterday, Itachi Uchiha left the Naka River Grand Hotel and joined the newly formed Akatsuki unit.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He paused briefly, then added: “I heard all members of this squad are former inmates from the Naka River Grand Hotel.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, Sasuke was struck like lightning, frozen in place.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His eyes widened in disbelief, his lips trembling, but no sound came out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Itachi Uchiha already left?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So I came all this way for nothing?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Instantly, Sasuke’s face twisted with rage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As Sasuke Uchiha raged helplessly,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie had already arrived within the Land of Earth with his newly formed Akatsuki team.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Hidden Stone Village was within reach.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why so fast?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course—the Rabbit Talisman!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Faster than light, crossing time and space.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Do Itachi even understand the value of the Rabbit Talisman?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With the Rabbit Talisman’s power, Luo Jie and the Akatsuki members crossed into the Land of Earth in just half a day.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet, just before reaching the Hidden Stone Village, Luo Jie suddenly halted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Rest for a moment. We’re about to enter the Hidden Stone Village—to pay Old Man Tsuchikage a warm visit.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nagato, Konan, and Itachi Uchiha immediately found spots to sit and took a brief rest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie used the time to devise his battle plan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He pointed at the three of them and said: “Once we arrive, don’t hold back—just create chaos.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Tsuchikage and the village’s jinchuriki—I’ll handle them.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All three knew Luo Jie’s strength; they didn’t think he was boasting.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, even Nagato with his Rinnegan had once been treated like a punching bag.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So they nodded without hesitation, understanding Luo Jie’s orders.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, in Luo Jie’s eyes, the three of them were just the atmosphere team, there to cheer him on from the sidelines.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, how can Itachi show off without an audience?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Once the Hidden Stone Village surrenders, make each of them write at least ten articles praising me.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Hidden Stone Village.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The future Fourth Tsuchikage, Kurotsuchi, trailed closely behind Tsuchikage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scene resembled an intern forced to follow her boss.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Under the sunlight, her long, straight legs stood out strikingly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No wonder they called her the First Leg Tsuchikage—she could probably support the entire village with a leg modeling channel.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Grandpa, as the village’s Kage, why must Itachi personally lead the ninja army? Can’t Father do it?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Legplaygirl asked with concern.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tsuchikage grunted at his granddaughter’s question, his old spine creaking in protest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“According to intelligence, that brat from the Hidden Leaf isn’t ordinary—he has real strength. Your father isn’t his match.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He paused, then added: “By the way, where’s Han? Bring him here.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In Tsuchikage’s view, though the Fifth Hokage was formidable,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the Hidden Leaf had just suffered the Leaf Collapse Plan, with the Third Hokage killed in battle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then came internal chaos, with many high-ranking ninja dead or wounded—its strength was severely weakened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With the Hidden Stone Village’s current power, victory wasn’t impossible.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moreover, combining Hidden Stone intelligence with the events of the Nine-Tails’ attack on the Hidden Leaf,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tsuchikage concluded the Hidden Leaf’s current jinchuriki had not yet matured.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thus, the Hidden Leaf had lost one of its top fighters.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But most crucially, the Hidden Stone Village could not remain passive while the Hidden Leaf seized the Land of Rain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was like a neighbor stealing your electric scooter and calling it “shared economy.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How could Itachi tolerate that?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If the Hidden Leaf can easily take the Land of Rain today, what will they try tomorrow?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Invade the Land of Earth?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as Tsuchikage was about to check on the ninja army’s assembly,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>a deafening explosion erupted at the Hidden Stone Village’s gate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tsuchikage frowned, puzzled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What happened?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Did the storage depot for explosive tags blow up?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the sound’s location didn’t match.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could it possibly be the Hidden Leaf attacking?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even lightning strikes don’t move this fast.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tsuchikage immediately activated a ninjutsu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Earth Release: Ultra-Light-Heavy Rock Technique!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His body was lifted by an invisible force, speeding toward the village gate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Grandpa!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kurotsuchi snapped back to reality, watching her grandfather depart, her white, long legs blurring as she sprinted after him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the Hidden Stone Village’s gate, chaos reigned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The village gate had vanished.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>More accurately, it had been physically opened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie stood arms crossed, hovering above the ruins, calmly observing the approaching Stone ninja.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had already entered Demon Chakra Mode.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This form fused the Chakra of the Fire Demon and the Chakra of the Mountain Demon—a stitched-together monstrosity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie’s demon cloak, built upon the foundation of a wizard’s robe, now incorporated elements of samurai armor, perfectly inheriting the powers of the Demon King and Bōgan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As chakra continuously drained, the demon cloak grew alive, swelling and expanding into a towering structure, resembling Susano’o.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If Susano’o was the original Gundam, this was the rich kid’s upgraded version.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Itachi Uchiha stood nearby, gazing upward at Luo Jie, his eyes filled with confusion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What? The Fifth Hokage can use Susano’o?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I heard the Hokage was an orphan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could it be… the Hokage is from the Uchiha clan?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I’ll need to check the clan genealogy tonight—see if any illegitimate children were lost.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the moment this thought surfaced, Itachi crushed it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could Itachi even think that?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s not right.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though strikingly similar, this is definitely not Susano’o.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No wonder the Fifth Hokage—without Mangekyo Sharingan, he still wields such power.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Tsuchikage’s short figure sped closer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He looked up and saw a boy in the Hokage robe and hat, floating above the Hidden Stone Village.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Has the Hidden Leaf really attacked?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tsuchikage’s heart jolted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he quickly calmed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, he was an old veteran of the Great Ninja Wars—he still had composure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1039,"2026-06-20T22:07:49.142Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","8cf462c0709732cc71fd26aef8baf2aa74c2f2cb3fd958321494b204e559e062","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-85","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-83",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]