[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-86":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338291,4571,"Chapter 86: Tsuchikai, Just Kneel Already","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-86",86,"\u003Cp>Just as everyone thought the matter was settled, Rojie’s destroyed body began to change.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The parts of his body that had turned to ash were now regenerating at a visible rate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Broken scales regrew; shattered flesh gradually healed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Your attending physician, Ma Fu, has come online.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dog Fu isn’t lazy—he just didn’t trigger the mandatory 1-point HP deduction mechanic.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>None of these are fatal wounds; why bother attacking further?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thus, only Old Ma diligently healed Rojie’s injuries.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Obito’s pupils shrank sharply.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He could hardly believe his old eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His utmost effort, the Dust Release, had failed to utterly defeat this monster.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Third Tsuchikai, his lower back aching, finally understood the meaning of guasha.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As Tsuchikai of the Hidden Stone Village, he had endured countless battles, never felt this powerless before.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito tried to gather chakra again, but his body, overexerted, refused to obey—he could only watch helplessly as Rojie’s wounds healed rapidly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Stone ninja around him were even worse off.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Their expressions froze, replaced by endless despair.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s over… everything’s over…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Hidden Stone Village is truly finished this time.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What kind of monster is that…?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Amid this atmosphere of despair, Rojie’s body continued to regenerate at breakneck speed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the blink of an eye, his massive milk-dragon form was restored to perfect condition.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie slowly lifted his head, his enormous dragon eyes coldly fixed on Obito, as if declaring the Hidden Stone Village’s fate already sealed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course! The Tailed Beasts!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito seized this as his last lifeline—a thought suddenly flashed through his mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If the Five-Tails, Muwang, unleashed a Tailed Beast Ball, everything would be fine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With a sliver of hope, he urgently glanced toward the distance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the sight before him plunged his heart straight to the bottom.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Muwang’s massive body had vanished, leaving only a ruined battlefield.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Five-Tails was down and out!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Where was the promised Tailed Beast Ball?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This generation of Tailed Beasts is useless—they couldn’t even spit one out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even Obito now felt an indescribable fear.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How could the ninja world harbor such a terrifying being?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Has the current power balance collapsed to this extent?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito’s thoughts involuntarily drifted back to childhood, recalling his childhood trauma.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Back then, he had accompanied his master, the Second Tsuchikai, to the Hidden Leaf to meet the First Hokage—and encountered Madara Uchiha.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was like a level-one newbie stumbling upon a max-level boss.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In his young eyes, Madara Uchiha was a god—an unassailable pay-to-win player.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now, even though he had become a village leader, standing atop the ninja world’s peak…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>History always repeated itself eerily!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before Rojie, Obito once again felt the same helplessness he had faced back then against a stats monster.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A bitter taste rose in his heart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was merely a humble Dust Release grunt—how could he defeat a being like a god?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, Rojie spoke:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Surrender or die. Choose.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito trembled all over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How could he possibly choose surrender?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was the inheritor of the Stone Will—he’d rather have his herniated disc leave home than bow his head!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before Obito, there was only death—no surrender.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet he felt the villagers’ gazes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The entire Hidden Stone Village’s gaze: Tsuchikai, just kneel already! We’re young—we don’t want to die!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Those gazes burned so hot they felt like they’d ignite his back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito suddenly realized:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was not merely a ninja clinging to his beliefs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was the Third Tsuchikai of the Hidden Stone Village, burdened with the duty to protect the entire village.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How could he let the Hidden Stone Village perish under his hands?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How could he send his beloved villagers to their deaths?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Finally, after a long silence,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>this stubborn old man slowly lowered his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Inside the Tsuchikai’s office.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The throne, once symbolizing the highest authority of the Hidden Stone Village, now held Rojie, the Fifth Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His legs sprawled carelessly across the desk, his posture utterly relaxed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before Rojie, the Hidden Stone Village’s high-ranking officials stood in a line, punished.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They received a lecture from the Fifth Hokage of the Hidden Leaf—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>more accurately, a one-sided psychological assault.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The gist: how to be a proper defeated village.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The core principle summed up in ten characters: Stand straight when beaten, stand tall and take the mockery.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Among them, the Third Tsuchikai, Obito, stood at the front.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His face tried to maintain composure, but his eyes betrayed his resentment; his spine bent, yet his mouth still held firm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Behind him, on one side, stood his son, Huang Mao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His expression was cold, lips tightly pressed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the other side stood his granddaughter, Bai Xi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her two long, pale legs stood out sharply in the dim office.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No wonder Rojie’s gaze kept lingering on them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, Miss Leg-Wan’s legs were dazzlingly white, making the Hokage momentarily distracted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Further back stood several Stone Village Jonin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Each bowed their heads, faces etched with humiliation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In their eyes, this young brat from the Hidden Leaf\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>not only trampled the Hidden Stone Village’s dignity, but now openly lusted after their female ninja.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet after their crushing defeat and brutal lesson, they could only suppress their rage, too afraid to speak out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie shifted into a more comfortable pose, crossed his legs, and began looking down his nose at them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“From now on, the Hidden Stone Village’s rules must change.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He extended his finger, first pointing at Obito, then at Bai Xi, his tone leaving no room for refusal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi, old man, and Itachi, little one, plus your Five-Tails jinchuriki—all of Itachi will move to the Hidden Leaf.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Hidden Stone Village will be managed by Itachi—I appoint Itachi as the Fourth Tsuchikai.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he spoke, Rojie pointed at Huang Mao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Huang Mao froze, then lifted his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I’m the Tsuchikai now?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If his father had named him, he’d be thrilled—it would mean his father’s approval.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But now it came from the Hidden Leaf’s enemy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Huang Mao refused to accept it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If he accepted, wouldn’t he become the Hidden Leaf’s lapdog?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He didn’t want to be the first puppet Tsuchikai in Hidden Stone history.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That would nail him to the pillory of shame.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obito, hearing this, trembled slightly, a flash of fury in his eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xi’s eyebrows arched, but catching her grandfather’s suppressed expression, she swallowed the words on her tongue.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Under the desk, the girl made an international friendly gesture with her fists, vowing that if she ever got the chance, she’d humiliate Rojie thoroughly and take revenge!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The girl made an international friendly gesture under the table, thinking that if she ever got the chance in the future, she would utterly humiliate Rojie to avenge herself!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1115,"2026-06-20T22:07:49.142Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","ccbb8bf5688c694c50b4db5466405df1e6cdf1a886df56bd021624b854a6e77e","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-87","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-85",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]