[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-88":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338293,4571,"Chapter 88: Miss Shukaku, Itachi don","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-88",88,"\u003Cp>Inside the Hokage’s office.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie slumped in a reclining chair, gripping a letter from the Hidden Sand Village, his expression gradually darkening.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This letter came officially from the Hidden Sand Village, its tone earnestly inquiring about Konoha.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How is the front-line situation?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The letter also mentioned they had begun preparing support measures, but were financially strained.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They only needed another half-month before the Hidden Sand Village could officially mobilize its ninja to assist their ally, Konoha.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After reading the letter, Rojie’s expression turned furious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Useless Hidden Sand Village, so passive and lazy!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Hidden Stone Village has already surrendered, yet they haven’t even begun mobilizing their ninja.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Do they really think Konoha runs a charity, specifically rescuing them?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie turned to Nailianglujiu  standing beside him and ordered: “Kakashi, send an immediate rebuke letter to the Hidden Sand Village—demand to know what they’re playing at.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And make it clear: from now on, Konoha will station its ninja in the Hidden Sand Village to ensure close cooperation between allies.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If the Hidden Sand Village can’t rely on its own ninja, let ours do the work!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Saying this, Rojie narrowed his eyes, propped his legs on the desk, and leaned back strategically.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“By the way, Kakashi, has the Hidden Sand Village chosen a new Kazekage?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nailianglujiu  bowed respectfully and replied: “Not yet, Hokage-sama.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Lord of the Land of Wind recently died in an accident; according to Anbu intelligence, this was likely the work of the Hidden Sand’s own Anbu.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The new Lord has not yet been selected, so the new Kazekage remains undecided.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon hearing this, Rojie fell into brief thought.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moments later, he sat up sharply and said: “No need for all this trouble—just annex the Land of Wind directly into the Land of Fire.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“As for the Fifth Kazekage, I think that little brat who came to Konoha for the Chunin Exams would be perfect.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I recall he’s the son of the previous Kazekage—him, then.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nailianglujiu  blinked in surprise, cautiously asking: “Hokage-sama, are Itachi referring to the One-Tail jinchuriki, Gaara?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Appointing a jinchuriki as Kazekage may provoke strong opposition within the Hidden Sand Village.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie waved his hand dismissively: “Not that fox brat— the other puppet brat, Karui.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon hearing that name, Nailianglujiu ’s eyes flickered with surprise.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That guy with less presence than a puppet?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Understood, Hokage-sama. I’ll notify the Hidden Sand Village at once.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As Nailianglujiu  was about to leave the office, Rojie suddenly remembered something and added:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“By the way, give them a full report of our war situation.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“They’re smart enough—they’ll know exactly what to do next.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nailianglujiu  paused, turned back with a nod, then stepped out of the office.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hidden Sand Village.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The sand here is thick enough to serve as a free exfoliating facial, cacti wear dust goggles—arguably the harshest environment of any ninja village.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>According to rumors, in the distant Kaguya era, this was once the center of the ninja world, where the God Tree descended.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The dragon vein buried beneath the Land of Wind’s desert is said to be connected to the God Tree.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now it’s buried under sand—perhaps the God Tree sucked it dry, stripping the earth bare.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Inside the Kazekage’s office, the atmosphere was suffocating.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Since the previous Kazekage, Gold Miner, was accidentally killed by a snake, the village lost its gold revenue and slipped into “eating dirt” mode.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Literally.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, the Land of Wind’s specialty is sand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chiyo and Ebizō, the Hidden Sand’s reclusive sibling duo, had no real talent—only played with figurines—and couldn’t solve the financial deficit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So they forced Ma Ji and Itachi Liang, two one-eyed men, into the village’s interim leadership.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They were appointed as Kazekage Advisors, burdened with handling daily village affairs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They were easy to tell apart—one showed his right eye, the other his left eye, together making no full pair.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, Itachi Liang hurried into the office.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He walked straight to Ma Ji and handed him the letter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ma Ji, a letter from Konoha.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ma Ji took the letter and scanned it quickly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His face turned ashen, veins bulging on his forehead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After reading it, Ma Ji slammed the letter onto the desk and roared:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Konoha wants to station ninja here, appoint the Fifth Kazekage, annex the Land of Wind, and demand jinchuriki and Shukaku’s daughter as hostages?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is utterly absurd!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What’s the difference between this and a treasonous treaty?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Konoha is pushing us too far!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He paced back and forth in the office, his rage burning like wildfire, threatening to consume him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of the five demands, only the one asking for Shukaku’s daughter to be taken as a hostage might be barely tolerable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But if they sent her, that beautiful blossom of the Hidden Sand would become the Fifth Hokage’s plaything.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ma Ji even imagined the future Hokage’s office scene:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rojie gripping Shukaku’s daughter’s chin: “Miss Shukaku, Itachi don’t want the Hidden Sand Village to suffer, do Itachi?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then comes the hentai plot!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ma Ji’s mental drama couldn’t play on.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How could this be allowed?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If he agreed, how could he ever honor the previous Kazekage’s trust?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Itachi Liang watched Ma Ji vent his fury in silence, his expression calm—as if he’d expected nothing less.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When Ma Ji calmed slightly, Itachi Liang slowly pulled another document from his robe and handed it to him: “Don’t rush—look at this.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ma Ji took the document, unfolded it, and froze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The five large characters on the paper—“Hidden Stone Village Surrenders”—blinded his single eye.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This… this is the front-line report from Konoha?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Hidden Stone Village has surrendered?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ma Ji’s voice trembled with shock.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Correct. Everything Konoha demands of us has already been done to the Hidden Stone Village.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Itachi Liang nodded heavily and continued:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Land of Earth has been annexed by the Land of Fire. Konoha has stationed ninja in the Hidden Stone Village and appointed the Fourth Tsuchikage as a puppet.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Fourth Tsuchikage’s daughter, Kurotsuchi—granddaughter of the Third Tsuchikage—has been sent to Konoha as a hostage.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The Five-Tails jinchuriki has been taken and imprisoned by Konoha.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Even the Third Tsuchikage, Oonoki, has been brought to Konoha.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, Ma Ji shuddered, his face filled with disbelief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How is this possible?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Forget how badly the Hidden Stone Village lost to accept such humiliation.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How could Konoha defeat them so fast?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s only been a few days since the war began—barely enough time for Konoha’s ninja to reach the Hidden Stone Village.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Did the Hidden Stone Village just surrender on sight?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ma Ji couldn’t believe this was real.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To him, it sounded like Konoha’s bureaucrats had drunk fake wine and written it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A paper full of nonsense!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if they’d taken two extra doses of cefalexin, they wouldn’t have written such a surreal masterpiece.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1128,"2026-06-20T22:07:49.142Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","4e281c314e4e4b80b8fcae3bbf0c49626c69acccbd37c3dda2b6fe093affad11","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-89","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-87",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]