[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-89":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: Everyone's an Abstract Meme Lord",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2338294,4571,"Chapter 89: From Puppeteer to Puppet (Request Subscription!!!)","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-89",89,"\u003Cp>Ma Ji shook his head directly and said firmly, “Impossible, this is definitely fake!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This battle report was utterly absurd, completely beyond his understanding.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yura looked at Ma Ji and said gravely, “Just now, our intelligence operatives also sent word.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The situation on the front lines is exactly as stated on this paper.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Before long, the entire ninja world will know of the Hidden Stone Village ’s humiliating defeat.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ma Ji fell silent, slowly walking to the window and gazing out at the swirling sandstorm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He suddenly understood—this wasn’t sand from the Hidden Sand Village; it was the ashes of the Hidden Stone Village’s elders drifting in the wind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Hidden Stone Village’s crushing defeat showed Ma Ji the future of the Hidden Sand Village.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If they didn’t properly respond to Konoha’s demands, the Hidden Sand Village might face the same fate as the Hidden Stone Village.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It might even be far more humiliating than now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They must plan ahead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Inside the Hidden Sand Village, the largest house stood in this yellow world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>From afar, the building looked like an upside-down giant sandpot; up close, it was remarkably luxurious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In a place as poor as the Hidden Sand Village, where even cacti had to split roots for water, it was like a palace for the elite.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Correct—it was the property left by the former Kazekage to his three children.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In this miserable village, the greatest benefit of being Kazekage might be the right to build the best house in the entire village.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although their Kazekage father had passed away for some time, there was no sign yet of the bitter loneliness that usually follows a leader’s death.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Perhaps because their teacher, Ma Ji, now held the position of Kazekage’s aide.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This maintained, to some degree, their dignity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Inside the house, Kankuro was lounging on the sofa assembling a puppet figurine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, Gaara was not at home—he must have gone out to train again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Since undergoing Luo Jie’s brutal therapy, this insomniac’s nervous exhaustion seemed to have been cured.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He no longer suddenly clutched his head and went mad as he once did; now he was far more composed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, hurried footsteps shattered the quiet inside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Temari rushed in through the door, her expression urgent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her golden hair was tousled by the sandstorm, her eyes holding three parts anxiety and seven parts worry.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kankuro instinctively looked up, his gaze landing on his sister.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What’s happened?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Did Gaara start having another episode?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Temari walked over to Kankuro, gently patted his shoulder, and took a deep breath.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Kankuro, Itachi’re going to be the Fifth Kazekage!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What? Me as Kazekage?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kankuro’s pupils dilated in shock, the puppet head slipping from his hand to the floor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He wanted to scream at his sister—had sand stuffed her brain?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could a mere puppet hobbyist really become Kazekage?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, every past Kazekage either manipulated sand or magnetism—suddenly a puppet figurine enthusiast?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Had the Hidden Sand Village’s leadership collectively lost their minds?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Or had he stayed up too late last night and still hadn’t woken up?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Temari watched her brother’s bewildered expression and sighed helplessly, beginning to explain patiently:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This has to do with Konoha.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Konoha just defeated the Hidden Stone Village and seized control of the Land of Earth.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Now, they’re demanding our village accept their terms.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Among the many conditions Konoha set, one was that Itachi become the Fifth Kazekage.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“After consulting with Chiyo Granny, Master Ma Ji decided to accept Konoha’s demands.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon hearing this, Kankuro suddenly understood—it was just making him a puppet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Once he realized this, his brow furrowed tightly, his face filled with reluctance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was a master of puppetry—how could he become someone else’s puppet?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>From manipulating puppets to becoming one himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was a hellish joke.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as Kankuro was about to ask more questions,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he noticed Temari packing her belongings—clothes and daily items were being stuffed into bags.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His heart jolted, and he quickly asked:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Sister, what are Itachi doing?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Temari paused her actions, looked up at Kankuro, her eyes filled with reluctance:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m leaving the village for a while.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Among those conditions, there was another: that Itachi and Gaara go to Konoha as hostages.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kankuro’s expression changed instantly, his face flushed with anger:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This can’t be allowed!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I heard that Konoha’s little Hokage is a lustful wolf.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Once Itachi go there, Itachi’ll fall into his clutches.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Temari delivered Kankuro a sharp knock on the head—the Hidden Sand Village’s ancestral “Delusion Correction Fist.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Kankuro, what the hell have Itachi been reading?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How could such a thing happen?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I heard the Third Tsuchikage, his granddaughter, and the Five-Tails Jinchuriki all went to Konoha too.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi and Gaara are just going as hostages—nothing will happen to Itachi.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kankuro’s eyes widened further, and he blurted out:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What? That Luo Jie doesn’t even spare septuagenarians?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thud!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Temari’s Correction Fist struck again, physically interrupting her brother’s delusions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Stop imagining nonsense.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Itachi and Gaara are leaving. From now on, Itachi must listen to Master Ma Ji and Chiyo Granny.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Even if Itachi’re just a puppet Kazekage, Itachi’re still the village’s leader—Itachi must shoulder your responsibility.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kankuro rubbed his head, watching his sister’s busy figure, his heart filled with mixed emotions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He really was going to become the weakest Kazekage in history.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But as a puppeteer, he had some experience in being a well-controlled puppet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kankuro picked up the puppet parts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He suddenly thought being a puppet Kazekage wasn’t so bad.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At least he could use village funds to buy puppet parts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the Hidden Leaf Village, the Hokage’s office.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Hidden Leaf’s top worker, Nara Shikamaru, stood respectfully before Luo Jie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hokage-sama, the Hidden Sand Village has surrendered—they’ve accepted all conditions.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie, reclining behind his large desk, smiled faintly upon hearing this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hmph, the Hidden Sand Village still has some self-awareness—they know resistance is futile against absolute power.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If they’d chosen to fight back, he’d have had to transform into his dragon form and start dancing at the village gate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nara Shikamaru immediately switched into workplace sycophant mode, gushing:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is all thanks to Hokage-sama’s brilliant leadership. Under your strategic planning, the Hidden Sand Village has shown such wisdom.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie suddenly stood up and walked to the ninja world map hanging on the wall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Now that the Land of Earth and the Land of Wind have vanished, absorbed into the Land of Fire,”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“the small nations between them—Land of River, Land of Bird, Land of Grass—have lost all value.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Let them vanish too.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie’s tone was as casual as saying “throw out the trash.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nara Shikamaru’s heart tightened, sweat beading on his forehead—he immediately replied, “Hokage-sama’s insight is profound!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“These small nations, wavering between great powers, were merely buffers. Incorporating them into the Land of Fire is a wise move for lasting peace in the ninja world.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Jie looked at Nara Shikamaru.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then this task is yours to arrange.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yes, Hokage-sama!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nara Shikamaru straightened his posture and departed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1164,"2026-06-20T22:07:49.142Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","4f996b5a2eb13196a06922ff902032ef6edcd925bdbb040d6018615a69e273a3","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-90","simultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-chapter-88",258,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-everyone-s-an-abstr-cover.jpg"]