Chapter 117: Hell Joke: Who is more powerful, Confucius or Jesus?

"How should they be handled?"

A short while later, Zhang Jie, who had finished his work, looked at the unconscious Xuanming Elders and the three, and fell into thought.

A-Er had nothing to say, just kill him directly.

But the Xuanming Elders, he had said in front of Ruyang Wang, Bitter Head Monk, and others,

that he would take them to apologize to Zhang Wuji.

Now killing them directly, wouldn't that be suspected of breaking his promise?

'However, with Junior Brother Wuji's innocent and kind personality,

I fear he wouldn't want these two tottering old men to suffer the hardship of traveling thousands of miles, right?'

'Hmm, to let them suffer less, send them to see the Buddha in the West now.

That's it, it's decided.'

Zhang Jie casually found an excuse and decided to send the Xuanming Elders directly to their deaths, just like A-Er.

As for how the Xuanming Elders went from peerless experts to tottering old men in one night,

the water here was too deep for ordinary people to grasp, so let Zhang Jie handle it himself.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, this Daoist will send you to rebirth."

Zhang Jie swung his palm and gave the three unconscious people a palm on the head each, ensuring they left without any pain.

"Ah! It's time to return to Mount Emei."

Zhang Jie, who had worked hard all night, stretched a big stretch.

His treasure-sending boy—no, his beloved relative,

his good junior brother Zhang Wuji was still waiting for him on Mount Emei!

He was definitely not because he had to fulfill the promise of taking Zhou Zhiruo back to Mount Wu Dang to see Master Yu Lianzhou...

Zhang Jie: Sad, am I going to enter the grave of marriage so soon?

"Sigh!

Why couldn't I control my second brother and make such a promise?"

Zhang Jie sighed, who let him eat Zhou Zhiruo clean?

Regarding this, he had nothing to say, he could only take on the responsibility he should.

After finding a mass grave to bury the Xuanming Elders and the three of them, which could be considered letting them rest in peace,

Zhang Jie returned to an inn he had already scouted and settled down.

Then he entered the shared space with ease.

"Yo! Everyone is here!"

As soon as he entered the shared space, he found Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie, Heavenly Tian Tian Long Zhang Jie, and Pirate Zhang Jie were all there.

Among them, Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie and Heavenly Tian Tian Long Zhang Jie were playing chess, while Pirate Zhang Jie was watching the battle.

As for where the chessboard and chess pieces came from in the empty shared space?

Well, according to the experiments of the Zhang Jies, although they could not take the real objects from their respective worlds into the shared space,

they could use their mental power to manifest some familiar things,

such as tables, chairs, benches, knives, guns, swords, and halberds.

So could they manifest tanks, airplanes, and cannons?

At that time, Heavenly Tian Tian Long Zhang Jie had a brain hole,

wanting to manifest the famous Tiger tank during the second global chaos,

but he exhausted his mental power and only manifested a gun barrel...

Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie felt at that time that since large items would consume too much,

could they manifest small and refined things?

He prepared to manifest the absolute good partner that Zhang Jies could not leave ten meters away before crossing—the mobile phone.

The result after manifestation was a model; the appearance was exactly the same,

but never mind playing games like Honor of Kings or CS, even phone calls could not be made.

Finally, after discussion, the Zhang Jies reached a rough conclusion:

Manifesting things in the shared space requires mental power; the larger and more precise, the greater the consumption.

And the premise of manifestation is that they are very familiar with the details of the thing,

otherwise, even if they could make it, it would only be a model that could be seen but not used.

As for more, the Zhang Jies were not clear,

after all, they were still messing around in the low-martial world.

"Yitian, you are here."

The three Zhang Jies all raised their heads to greet Yitian Zhang Jie.

Next was naturally the most basic and most important sharing in the shared space.

"Hmm! You had a wonderful night! You pierced through the Ruyang Wang Fu alone."

Pirate Zhang Jie admired Yitian Zhang Jie's heroic posture and praised him greatly.

"Average, average, I reviewed it, it could actually be faster."

Yitian Zhang Jie waved his hand as if he didn't care at all.

However, the slightly raised corner of his mouth exposed his true thoughts.

Heavenly Tian Tian Long Zhang Jie was intoxicated by the power shared by Yitian Zhang Jie,

he swung his palm and hit a dragon-shaped Qi force,

which flew more than a hundred meters before dissipating.

He nodded with satisfaction: "Hundred-step Divine Fist is nothing more than this."

Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie also looked forward to it:

"If one day we can hit ten or eight dragons with one palm,

then our martial path can be considered a small success."

Pirate and Yitian Zhang Jie both nodded in agreement.

The martial path of the Heavenly Dragon world and the Yitian world had reached the top at their current realm.

The subsequent practice was nothing more than continuing to accumulate power,

practicing moves, making them more rounded, but it was difficult to have a qualitative change.

But the Zhang Jies were men with cheats; they brainstormed,

and roughly opened up the next realm: Qi Transformation.

According to their vision, this realm requires injecting "spirit" into Qi while continuing to accumulate power!

Let Qi maintain activity after leaving the body, and have more powerful and diverse advanced energy.

The Qi that Yitian Zhang Jie used to seal A-San and the others' power was the preliminary result of this vision.

"Hehe!"

Heavenly Tian Tian Long Zhang Jie put his arm around Yitian Zhang Jie's shoulder and winked:

"Zhao Min is also very beautiful, don't you have any thoughts?"

Yitian Zhang Jie immediately retorted: "I am a man who already has Zhou Zhiruo,

how could I eat what is in the bowl and think about what is in the pot?"

Hearing him say this, Pirate Zhang Jie could not help but tease:

"Then why did you pierce through the entire Ruyang Wang Fu,

but didn't make a move on Ruyang Wang, Wang Baobao, and Zhao Min?

Do you dare to say you have no thoughts in your heart?"

"This..."

Yitian Zhang Jie scratched his head and said somewhat uncertainly:

"Could it be that I subconsciously held back?"

Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie patted Yitian Zhang Jie's shoulder, looking like a person who had been there:

"Don't avoid it, if you want it, go pursue it.

Didn't the *Book of Songs* say, a beautiful lady is a gentleman's good match.

Besides, a man's true nature!"

"This..."

Yitian Zhang Jie just wanted to refute, but could not help but think of Zhao Min's face, which was white as jade,

tender as congealed fat, and blushing like a flower in bloom;

her eyes, which were black and white, bright and intelligent, and full of infinite charm when smiling;

her graceful and slender figure, with a slender waist and elegant demeanor.

When she held the Heaven Sword, she was described as "the blade is colder than water,

the sword is Heaven-Dependent, the beauty is like a flower, the person is Zhao Min"!

He had to admit that he was somewhat moved.

Yitian Zhang Jie: I seem to just crave Zhao Min's body, I am lowly~

Heavenly Tian Tian Long Zhang Jie saw Yitian Zhang Jie's expression of wanting but being embarrassed to say it,

and immediately decided to speak from his own experience: "Don't be embarrassed,

I am different, the moment I saw Wang Yuyan,

I knew that I had identified Murong Fu as a good brother.

We have finally crossed over, and we have a powerful golden finger like the shared space,

if we don't drink the strongest wine, soak the most beautiful girls, and fight the most ruthless,

most powerful enemies, wouldn't that be a wasted crossing?"

Heavenly Tian Tian Long Zhang Jie: I just crave Wang Yuyan's body, I am also lowly~

"Uh..."

Seeing Heavenly Tian Tian Long Zhang Jie so straightforward, Yitian Zhang Jie was speechless.

But in the next second, he was relieved: what was wrong with him?

He just wanted to find a few more warm homes for his brothers~

Yitian Zhang Jie: I am not lustful, it's just that the flowers are blooming so brightly,

if I don't go to appreciate them, it would seem that I am a bit unappreciative of the style...

"Forget it, you should go back and handle this matter yourself."

Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie decided to skip this topic and start the next topic, he asked:

"Speaking of which, there is the saint Jesus in the West, and the saint Confucius in the East,

so who is more powerful between the two of them?"

Yitian Zhang Jie threw the difficult matter about Zhao Min behind his head and began to analyze this question:

"Whether it is Confucius or Jesus, their thoughts have been passed down for thousands of years,

influencing billions of people, so they should be about the same, right?"

"Pfft!"

Pirate Zhang Jie shook his head and said with a suppressed laugh:

"Of course Jesus is more powerful!"

"Why?"

Yitian Zhang Jie was confused for a moment.

Heavenly Tian Tian Long Zhang Jie, who instantly understood Pirate Zhang Jie, explained:

"Because Jesus not only has two Confuciuses on his hands,

but also has a Zhuangzi behind him, and it is said that there is even a Laozi standing in the sky!"

"What kind of hell joke is this? Haha!"

Yitian Zhang Jie could not help but laugh; he was simply Louis XVI possessed at this moment:

Louis XVI: Jokes should have a limit~

"To tell the truth, when it comes to hell jokes, our five thousand years of history are countless.

Shang Yang knows the horse is fierce, Bi Gan sees the human heart.

Wang Bo floats on green water, Qu Yuan paddles on clear waves.

Zi Tui leans on the mountain, Zhao Bing flows into the sea.

Sun Bin's feet are confusing, Yuan Rang's eyes are blurred.

Gao Xu knows the vat is roasted, fire roasts Yunwen warm.

Li Yuan has no eldest son, Er Feng has no elder brother.

Han Fei wins the wine power, Bo Yi Kao is mature.

Zhao Zheng walks around the pillar, it is hard to tell whether the historian is male or female.

Knowing from afar that You Jian climbs to the high place, inserting Pang Tong is one less person."

Yitian Zhang Jie gave a series of examples.

Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie covered his face, somewhat helpless:

"I didn't study history to see these hell jokes."

"Haha! Haha!"

Heavenly Tian Tian Long Zhang Jie and Pirate Zhang Jie slapped their thighs and laughed out loud.

For a time, the entire shared space was filled with a cheerful atmosphere... ===== CHAPTER 118 =====