Chapter 201

Zhuan Yi Tian Zhang Jie, however, insisted on going against Shui Hu Zhang Jie, and he told another pun joke:

"Before Saddam of Iraq was executed by hanging, he kept stroking his beard.

The outside world thought this was Saddam's act of being afraid of death, but,

after his youngest daughter saw this act of her father, she suddenly cried bitterly.

The daughter believed that her father was not afraid; stroking his beard was to convey a secret signal,

telling the Iraqi people that he was wronged, meaning 'Mo Xu You' (unfounded).

In other words, he himself was betrayed!"

Facing this unofficial history, Pirate Zhang Jie couldn't help but complain:

"Saddam is not an Easterner, and he has never studied Eastern history,

so how did he understand this historical fragment of the eternal traitor Qin Gui slandering Yue Wumu?"

Yuan · Tuotuo and others, "Song History · Yue Fei Biography"

"When the prison was about to be established, Han Shizhong was not calm, went to Gui, and questioned the facts.

Gui said: 'Although the letter from Fei's son Yun to Zhang Xian is not clear, the matter is unfounded.'

Shizhong said: 'How can the three words 'Mo Xu You' convince the world?'"

Translated into modern language, it is:

Han Shizhong questioned Qin Gui: "Yue Fei rebelled, what evidence is there?"

Qin Gui replied: "Although the letter from Fei's son Yun to Zhang Xian is not clear, the matter perhaps exists/maybe exists."

Han Shizhong said indignantly: "How can the three words 'Mo Xu You' convince the world!"

"Speaking of which, Qin Gui of the Shui Hu world should have already entered the court as an official, right?"

Tian Long Zhang Jie gave Shui Hu Zhang Jie a "you know" look.

Although the world backgrounds of him and Shui Hu Zhang Jie are both the Song Dynasty,

he is decades earlier than Shui Hu Zhang Jie; now, let alone Qin Gui,

I'm afraid Qin Gui's father's father hasn't even been born yet!

Even if he wanted to rectify Qin Gui, he had no way,

he couldn't just kill Qin Gui's ancestors and let him die in the womb, right?

Although that would still be satisfying,

but isn't there a lively Qin Gui there in Shui Hu Zhang Jie's place, why look far away?

"Rest assured."

Shui Hu Zhang Jie returned a "rest assured" look.

He will definitely "properly, properly entertain" Qin Gui.

I wonder how it would be to treat him as he treated others?

Let this eternal traitor, who is used to killing people with "unfounded" charges, also experience what "unfounded" means.

This board, it is difficult to empathize when it hits others,

only when it hits oneself does one know what pain is.

"It is said that Cao Cao did not kill Lu Bu at Baimen Tower, but locked him in a cellar,

sending in ten beauties every day, letting him revel every night and be a groom every day.

Dozens of days later, Cao Cao sent someone to fish Lu Bu out,

he was already as weak as a skeleton, and a generation of fierce generals fell here.

And the women who had relations with Lu Bu were all pregnant.

After they were born, Cao Cao was surprised to find that the traits of these children could be roughly

divided into 9:3:3:1, thus discovering the laws of genetics.

Later, people in Europe knew about it, so they learned from the ancient Chinese and said:

'The only hero in the world is Mendel,' and changed his name to Mendel.

Later, in order to hide this not-so-glorious history,

people changed the women of cardamom age who slept with Lu Bu into peas."

Tian Long Zhang Jie spread his hands and made up an unofficial history about Cao Mengde and Mendel:

"This is the foundation of modern genetics."

"My goodness, so Mendel is this Mendel!

Then aren't Cao Pi, Cao Zhi, and Cao Chong all biologists?

Because they are all Mengde's sons."

Pirate Zhang Jie covered his face with his hands, looking unbearable to look at.

This unofficial history is also too wild.

Tian Long Zhang Jie said very calmly:

"Cao Pi, Cao Chong, and the others are really Mengde's sons!

Even if someone could travel back thousands of years and ask Cao Pi and the other parties in person,

they would definitely not give a negative answer.

Regarding this, I am willing to guarantee it with the reputation of the hundreds of thousands of brothers of the Beggar Sect in my Tian Long world!"

Pirate Zhang Jie whispered: "What reputation can you Beggar Sect have?

It's good enough that people don't shout and beat you stinky beggars."

Tian Long Zhang Jie immediately disagreed: "I tell you, be careful, I will sue you for slander!

How can our Beggar Sect have no reputation?

My Beggar Sect has a positive-ball-level spokesperson.

He is the idol of thousands of beggars, starting with a bowl, ending with a rope;

expelling the Yuan Tatars, restoring China, recovering the Yanyun Sixteen Prefectures that had been occupied for hundreds of years;

the Ming Hongwu Emperor, Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang, who recreated the Han foundation!"

Pirate Zhang Jie stopped talking: This spokesperson for beggars really has nothing to say.

Zhuan Yi Tian Zhang Jie tried to hold back his laughter and said: "This Mendel one is true.

His son Cao Zhi even wrote 'Boiling beans to burn beanstalks' to commemorate those women of cardamom age."

Tian Long Zhang Jie continued to make up unofficial history: "And Lu Bu was killed in the third year of Jian'an,

17 years later, in the 20th year of Jian'an, Cao Wei general Zhang Liao led eight hundred warriors to break Sun Shiwann,

shaking Xiaoyao Ford, you tell me if there is a relationship here."

Eight hundred Lu Bus broke Sun Shiwann!

Sun Shiwann didn't lose unjustly...

Pirate Zhang Jie said an unofficial history of the Three Kingdoms he had seen before transmigrating:

"After Zhang Fei entered Sichuan with Liu Bei, he was called a handsome man because of his appearance.

Zhang Fei had never experienced this situation anywhere else, so he was so scared that he even opened his eyes while sleeping.

As everyone knows, the theory of Zhang Fei's elegance was proposed by Yang Shen, the number one talent of the Ming Dynasty,

and Yang Shen is a native of Xindu, Sichuan (now Chengdu)."

Zhang Fei: Round face, sideburns, Chengdu Lin Xinru, I didn't expect that I was the originator.

It can only be said that if some things are bent, they can never be straightened again~

Other Zhang Jies sighed one after another: People's prejudices are like a Sichuan.

Strange knowledge once slid across their cerebral cortex like this.

Seeing that each Zhang Jie had told their own unofficial history, Shui Hu Zhang Jie also joined in:

"I'll tell an official history that is wilder than unofficial history."

"Oh?"

The other Zhang Jies were all interested.

Don't look at how they were talking enthusiastically just now, and laughing up to the sky,

but they all knew that what they just said was unofficial history, the kind without a shred of credibility.

As a result, Shui Hu Zhang Jie actually said he would tell an official history that is wilder than unofficial history.

"The second monarch of the Timurid Empire usurped his nephew's throne.

Zhu Di, who was already the theoretical second monarch of the Great Ming at the time, learned of it and wrote him a letter,

admonishing him that as an uncle, he should get along well with his nephew..."

"Haha!"

Shui Hu Zhang Jie couldn't hold it in as he spoke.

As for why Zhu Di is the theoretical second monarch of the Great Ming?

Because according to Zhu Di's statement,

his throne was passed to him by his father, Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang, in the 35th year of Hongwu.

He denied the legitimacy of Zhu Yunwen's throne, calling him "Jianwen Jun" instead of Emperor Jianwen.

Zhu Di let his old father live for another four years in the history books with his own strength; he was truly too filial!

Judy: Dad, for the sake of our old Zhu family's Ming Dynasty, please live for another four years!