[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-my-cheat-skill-is-m":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-my-cheat-skill-is-m-simultaneously-transmigrated-my-cheat-skill-is-m-chapter-21":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: My Cheat Skill Is Myself",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2315276,4528,"Chapter 21: Hell Joke: Why Is Ding Haifeng the Actor Who Plays Wu Song?","simultaneously-transmigrated-my-cheat-skill-is-m-chapter-21",21,"\u003Cp>Isn’t that obvious? Shared or not shared?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Jie from Water Margin was about to pull his hand back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shared, of course it must be shared!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is the core function of our shared space; we can’t let it become a decoration.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Jie from Heaven Sword grabbed Zhang Jie from Water Margin’s hand with a tiger pounce.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Eh! I’ve succeeded! Dao friend, I’ve succeeded!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Jie from Heaven Sword, possessing all of Zhang Jie from Water Margin’s experiences, wore a look of rapture.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Disgusting!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Jie from Water Margin yanked his hand away, flinging Zhang Jie from Heaven Sword off.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After a moment, Zhang Jie from Heaven Sword opened his eyes, lost in reverie:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No wonder she’s famed far and wide—just one word from Jia Qian: perfect!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the same time, Zhang Jie from Heaven Sword gave Zhang Jie from Water Margin a thumbs-up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Jie from Water Margin’s performance taught him far more knowledge.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Jie from Water Margin: Can you blame me? Only the literati are to blame.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I merely criticized him properly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking across the entire Water Margin, only this one brother could suppress this Tai Sui God.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only this one brother had the strength to make the tiger-slaying Wu Song move!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Recalling the scene of Wu Song meeting Wu Dalang, Zhang Jie from Heaven Sword sighed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Haha, only this brother’s actor could really fight, could really do martial arts.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Jie from Water Margin remembered the actor who played Wu Dalang in the old Water Margin series and laughed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“True, that short master had real martial arts.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Jie from Heaven Sword, who also remembered the old Water Margin series, agreed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s said that on set, the short master who played Wu Dalang\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>was also Ding Haifeng’s martial arts instructor!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Say, what if I beat up Wu Dalang right in front of Wu Song—what would happen?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Jie from Water Margin joked wildly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’ll die with perfect rhythm.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Jie from Heaven Sword said softly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who doesn’t know Wu Dalang is Wu Song’s only Achilles’ heel?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Provoking Wu Song himself might still leave you a chance; bullying Wu Dalang guarantees Wu Song’s full-scale vengeance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In Water Margin, everyone involved in Wu Dalang’s murder was sent to hell by Wu Song:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After uncovering the truth, Wu Song slew Pan Jinlian and killed Ximen Qing to avenge his brother.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Po, who pimped for Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian, was executed by the authorities.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Haha, no one knows if Wu Song really fought the tiger,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>but Ding Haifeng really sparred with a real tiger.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Jie from Heaven Sword grinned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Haha, the special effects were terrible back then—the crew actually brought a real tiger to ‘act’ as the tiger.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Jie from Water Margin thought of the behind-the-scenes footage released later,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and the trembling Ding Haifeng, and laughed too.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ding Haifeng: Thank you so much, crew—I may not be the Tai Sui God, but you guys are real hell kings.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A hell joke: Why is Ding Haifeng the actor who plays Wu Song?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because the guys before him—Jia Haifeng, Yi Haifeng, Bing Haifeng—already fed the tiger…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The tiger: You guys… stop sliding. I really… really can’t eat anymore…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“By the way, aren’t you supposed to teach Song Qingshu a lesson? Why haven’t you acted yet?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Little brother, your efficiency is dropping!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Jie from Water Margin recalled what Zhang Jie from Heaven Sword had said earlier and sneered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He’d already sent Ximen Da Guanren to the netherworld,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>then gone to Wild Boar Village and sent every bandit led by Wang Chuang to meet the King of Hell.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In between, he even took time to “consume” Pan Jinlian.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet Zhang Jie from Heaven Sword hadn’t even managed to teach a lesson to Song Qingshu,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>who’s right there on the mountain, in the temple, right beside him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even an eighty-year-old grandmother on a journey wouldn’t be this slow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Jie from Heaven Sword shrugged helplessly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Mount Wudang isn’t some lawless Wild Boar Village.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Song Qingshu isn’t Ximen Da Guanren, whom you killed with one palm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And unlike you, who has no elders to restrain him, I still have my master, Yu Lianzhou!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Jie from Heaven Sword pointed out that Mount Wudang isn’t a place for unchecked behavior,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Song Qingshu isn’t someone he can treat as he pleases,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and he isn’t like Zhang Jie from Water Margin, who does whatever he wants without care.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Alright.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Jie from Water Margin thought for a moment and realized Zhang Jie from Heaven Sword was right.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Song Qingshu, though constantly antagonizing him and opposing him, was still just a clown,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>not an irreconcilable enemy—at least not yet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Jie from Heaven Sword couldn’t just sneak off and kill him in a secluded corner.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Song Qingshu’s behavior was like the top-ranked scholar in school before their transmigration,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>who was constantly chased by the second-ranked scholar.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The top-ranked scholar feared the second-ranked scholar would steal his #1 spot,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>but due to experience and attention from teachers, dared not use overly low tactics.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He could only mock the second-ranked scholar’s weak subjects in front of him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>While undermining the second-ranked scholar’s confidence, he showed off his superiority to classmates and teachers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To the second-ranked scholar, the top-ranked guy was annoying,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>his methods were indeed low, but not worthy of death.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not yet at the point where the second-ranked scholar would assassinate the top-ranked one just to vent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The biannual Wudang martial arts tournament is coming soon.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I’ll make sure this clown looks foolish!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Jie from Heaven Sword stated his plan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He wasn’t some saint who repaid kindness but forgot grudges.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was just an ordinary person who repaid kindness and returned grudges—even petty ones.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Honestly, he didn’t quite understand Song Qingshu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He hadn’t shown any desire to become the senior disciple,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>to become Wudang’s third-generation heir—why target him?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just because Zhang Jie’s martial arts were surpassing him?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Zhang Jie’s master, Yu Lianzhou, was stronger than Song Qingshu’s father, Song Yuanqiao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And the current head of Wudang wasn’t even Song Yuanqiao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All Song Qingshu inherited from Song Yuanqiao was his martial talent\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and his looks (Song Yuanqiao had been handsome in his youth,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and Song Qingshu was known as the Jade-Faced Meng Chang)—but not his intelligence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If he’d learned even a little of his father’s gentleness and generosity,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>who on Wudang could challenge his position as senior disciple?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, Heaven Sword is just a martial arts world,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>not an immortal world where one man can fight a nation or live forever,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and there’s no great prize like a Foundation Establishment Pill reserved only for the senior disciple.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Jie wouldn’t waste his time thinking about this!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even for power—Wudang had only dozens or a hundred people; what power was there?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Better to go to Bright Peak and find the Qi Kun Da Nuo Yi, become the Ming Cult leader!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Intelligence and self-awareness are both good things—and Song Qingshu seemed to have neither.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“OK. Since you’ve got a plan, go ahead with it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Jie from Water Margin said he looked forward to Zhang Jie from Heaven Sword’s performance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After finishing this topic, their conversation turned to casual chatter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"By the way, what do you think of pre-made meals?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thinking of his own thoughts while drinking chicken soup, Water Margin Zhang Jie asked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Investiture of the Gods Zhang Jie, instantly intrigued, transformed into the ultimate actor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Imitating the tone of Liu Dehua’s character Lin Kun, the big flour merchant in \"Disciples\":\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I really don’t get it—why would anyone eat stir-fried dishes? The smoke and grease are so heavy!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hmph~\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Investiture of the Gods Zhang Jie spoke, then took a heavy, exaggerated breath.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What about pre-made meals?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Water Margin Zhang Jie, imitating the undercover Ah Zu, asked in Ah Zu’s voice.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Investiture of the Gods Zhang Jie deliberately turned his head and glanced at Water Margin Zhang Jie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why? Why do people eat pre-made meals?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Water Margin Zhang Jie continued.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sigh~ I don’t know, and I don’t want to know.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In food service, it’s all about supply and demand—if someone buys, someone sells!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Investiture of the Gods Zhang Jie sighed and went on:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Even stir-fried dishes might use zombie meat—yet people still eat them!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Did I promote it? No, I didn’t!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I didn’t force them—I didn’t force them at all!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What’s it got to do with me?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s their own fault! It’s entirely their own fault! What’s it got to do with me?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After speaking, the Investiture of the Gods Zhang Jie pressed his hand to his forehead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What? You know someone who eats expensive pre-made meals?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Water Margin Zhang Jie quickly denied: \"No, I’m just curious.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Investiture of the Gods Zhang Jie warned: \"Let me tell you,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Those who eat expensive pre-made meals care most about face.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Once their sense of superiority kicks in, what won’t they say? What won’t they do?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Don’t get tangled up with these people—otherwise you’ll start thinking it’s your fault, like you tricked them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s entirely their own fault! It’s entirely their own fault!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If they don’t place orders, what can we do?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I can’t do anything!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Investiture of the Gods Zhang Jie grew more and more agitated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing this, Water Margin Zhang Jie quickly soothed him:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why are you so angry?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Isn’t it their fault? And where’s my anger?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You’re nuts!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Investiture of the Gods Zhang Jie flatly denied it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Water Margin Zhang Jie adopted the broadcast tone of Hong Kong radio:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This afternoon, Fat Luo, based on a tip,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>seized a large quantity of pre-made meals at a stir-fry restaurant on the fourth floor of a shopping mall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Preliminary identification: they’re the Brazilian steak that Emperor Qianlong demanded as a child.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This case is the second-largest antique case since the colony’s founding.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Here is footage provided by a concerned citizen:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>During kitchen preparation, the chef unpacked numerous pre-made meals,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>then heated them in a microwave, taking less than two minutes total.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>According to our sources, the restaurant insists\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>their frozen dishes aren’t pre-made meals, but come from a central kitchen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet most of the public rejects this claim.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Investiture of the Gods Zhang Jie waved his hand and chuckled:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hehe. I just sell them—I never touch them myself!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Too much of this stuff is bad for your health.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Investiture of the Gods Zhang Jie nodded: \"True. Even Boss Jia himself never eats them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the video, Boss Jia even said he eats food made by his aunt every day—he never eats at his own restaurant.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A sheep that had died a year ago found the King of Hell:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why, after a year, can’t I be reborn?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The King of Hell checked the Book of Life and Death: \"Your body hasn’t fully decomposed—your leg’s still frozen at Xi Bei.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The sheep: \"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Investiture of the Gods Zhang Jie thought for a moment, stroking his chin:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I think Old Luo is completely innocent in all this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone says he crushed Xi Bei, but he hasn’t even swung his hammer yet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He hasn’t gathered all the evidence—he hasn’t even paid out the reward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, the founder of Xi Bei, during his public kitchen tour,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>exposed a pile of problems and destroyed his own PR—truly a genius.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is like Old Luo just complaining about Xi Bei’s pre-made meals, gathering evidence to take them down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But before he finished collecting evidence, Xi Bei itself went wild—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>self-sabotaged, then issued an apology.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The most absurd part? Afterward, the founder accused Old Luo of being a cyber-gangster—utterly unbelievable.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Water Margin Zhang Jie agreed wholeheartedly and remarked:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No one’s faster at self-destructing than Boss Jia.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Investiture of the Gods Zhang Jie had a sudden idea: \"I’m going to open a Dong Bei right next to Xi Bei.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If Xi Bei can’t stir-fry it, I’ll stir-fry it. If Xi Bei can’t stew it, I’ll stew it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In short—if Xi Bei can make it, I’ll make it. If Xi Bei can’t make it, I’ll make it even better.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fresh ingredients, stir-fried fresh the same day—that’s Dong Bei!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he spoke, the Investiture of the Gods Zhang Jie put on a cold, aloof expression.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Water Margin Zhang Jie laughed: \"So you’re the Flower of the West Factory now?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After mocking some fake product, the Investiture of the Gods Zhang Jie sneered:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Eww!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You’re blaming your overwork on my lack of cultivation effort!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You’re really good at shifting blame!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had already seen Water Margin Zhang Jie’s complaint that morning after washing up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Something like: “Better to make others suffer than suffer myself”?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Come on—aren’t the ones being made to suffer also Zhang Jie?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hey hey hey~ It’s about face!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Water Margin Zhang Jie spoke with complete confidence, not the least embarrassed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Fine~\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Faced with such shameless Water Margin Zhang Jie, the Investiture of the Gods Zhang Jie had nothing to say.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Should he beat him up?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But they’re one and the same—hitting Water Margin Zhang Jie is hitting himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After spending several more hours in the shared space, with no new Zhang Jie appearing,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bored, the Investiture of the Gods Zhang Jie and Water Margin Zhang Jie bid each other farewell and returned to their respective worlds.\u003C\u002Fp>",2202,"2026-06-20T14:22:35.989Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","803e65d1d34ae4f033b2bbe6acaf20639983047d889402f8689474f62b879810","simultaneously-transmigrated-my-cheat-skill-is-m-chapter-22","simultaneously-transmigrated-my-cheat-skill-is-m-chapter-20",601,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-my-cheat-skill-is-m-cover.jpg"]