Chapter 225: It
"Zhao Min won't give it?"
Water Margin Zhang Zhang Jie teased with a wink.
In the Zhuan Yi Tian world, ever since he joined Zhuan Yi Tian Zhang Zhang Jie,
Wang Feng Baobao, out of some small thoughts that were hard to tell others,
had actually been wanting to promote his sister Zhao Min to Zhuan Yi Tian Zhang Zhang Jie.
And Zhuan Yi Tian Zhang Zhang Jie, who had always been "I have a disease, I like beauty," was not a serious person either,
and facing such a naked beauty trap, he fell for it directly.
"I just made a mistake that every man would make, like Brother Fangshilong."
Facing Water Margin Zhang Zhang Jie's teasing, Zhuan Yi Tian Zhang Zhang Jie defended himself with a blushing face.
Next was a series of "men's affairs are like this,"
"they were too enthusiastic, I couldn't refuse,"
"from the beginning, I was also a victim,"
"I was also to appease the surrendered generals of the Yuan Dynasty" and other hard-to-understand words.
"Haha (((o(*? ▽? *)o)))."
Heavenly Dragon Zhang Zhang Jie and Water Margin Zhang Zhang Jie both laughed out loud.
For a time, the entire shared space was filled with a happy atmosphere.
"However, why did Pirate come so late today?"
After the teasing, Water Margin Zhang Zhang Jie found that Pirate Zhang Zhang Jie, who was usually very punctual, hadn't come yet.
Although Pirate Zhang Zhang Jie didn't say much and just acted as a background board,
he wasn't there, and Water Margin Zhang Zhang Jie felt a bit unaccustomed.
"He should have been delayed by something. Although the entire Pirate world is not very peaceful,
Pirate has always been lurking in the territory of the Big Mom Pirates, so he shouldn't encounter any danger."
Heavenly Dragon Zhang Zhang Jie sat down at the Eight Immortals table and analyzed, propping his chin.
"Hmm."
Zhuan Yi Tian Zhang Zhang Jie and Water Margin Zhang Zhang Jie both nodded in agreement.
Not to mention that Pirate Zhang Zhang Jie was a cautious (from the heart) person who never took risks,
the safety of the Big Mom Pirates in the Pirate world was second to none.
Ever since Big Mom became one of the Four Emperors of the New World,
before the protagonist Wang Wang Lufei brought his partners to make a scene on Whole Cake Island,
it seemed that he really hadn't heard of any force or powerhouse invading Totto Land.
Since Pirate Zhang Zhang Jie was not in danger, Water Margin Zhang Zhang Jie and the others relaxed.
Out of boredom, Zhuan Yi Tian Zhang Zhang Jie opened a new topic:
"By the way, why did a bunch of people scold the Song Dynasty for being weak before we traveled,
but no one scolded the even weaker and trashier Jin Dynasty?"
Zhuan Yi Tian Zhang Zhang Jie spread his hands: "Because it's boring. You scold the Northern Song and Southern Song for being trash,
someone will come out to refute you, citing various achievements and inventions to debate with you.
You scold the Western Jin for being trash, everyone agrees, no one questions it."
Everyone's attitude toward the Song Dynasty and Jin Dynasty:
When you scold the Song Dynasty, Song fans: No, we also have...
When helping you scold the Western Jin, Jin fans: I admit it's like this...
However, he was a bit suspicious, would anyone really be a fan of the Jin Dynasty?
Water Margin Zhang Zhang Jie nodded slightly in agreement: "Feudal dynasties comparing who is worse,
it's like comparing the eight planets to see who has the mass of Jupiter; in essence, it's a quantitative change.
But the Jin Dynasty doesn't participate in planetary evaluation because it is the sun, the most indisputably trashy one."
"Scolding the Song Dynasty is because of hating iron for not becoming steel.
Not scolding the Western Jin is because one is too lazy to even scold it.
You think the Song Dynasty is scolded because the Song Dynasty is very frustrated.
Actually, the Western Jin doesn't even have the qualification to be scolded..."
"The Song Dynasty can be described as a piece of delicious Su Dongpo meat that finally rotted and deteriorated,
although it finally smelled very bad and was eaten by hyenas and vultures, it generally makes people feel regrettable;
everyone scolds because they feel that beautiful things have been destroyed, it is a tragedy that is truly heartbreaking.
The Jin Dynasty...
It's just a pile of history, history that doesn't need any questioning, and everyone avoids it like the plague.
Pointing to the Luo River as an oath, killing the emperor in the street, Shi Chong fighting for wealth,
sheep cart looking for favor, stupid crown prince, Rebellion of the Eight Kings, Five Barbarians Invading China,
clothing and crowns moving south, I really couldn't think of a good word."
Zhuan Yi Tian Zhang Zhang Jie continued with disgust: "Just forget about the Western Jin.
The founding emperor taking the lead in comparing wealth, the founding emperor riding a sheep cart;
the second-generation fool, the interference of relatives in politics, the rebellion of the vassal kings;
the invasion of foreign enemies, the destruction of the capital, the short life...
A dynasty that actually gathered a large number of bugs such as illegitimate founding, party strife and internal fighting,
foreign invasion, and aristocratic families, can only say that dying early is a relief."
If a dynasty's clan kills each other,
it might be the Great Yuan, but it could also be the Western Jin.
If a dynasty's capital is broken by foreign races,
it might be the Great Tang, but it could also be the Western Jin.
If a dynasty's relatives are in chaos, it might be the Great Han, but it could also be the Western Jin.
If a dynasty moves south and is partial, it might be the Great Song, but it could also be the Western Jin.
If a dynasty's emperor is captured, it might be the Great Ming, but it could also be the Western Jin.
Water Margin Zhang Zhang Jie: "The fool is already the least worth scolding,
at least he really had a physiological defect, a natural 'holy quality as before,'
and his nature wasn't bad, and he even knew 'don't remove this Ji Han Shizhong blood.'"
Heavenly Dragon Zhang Zhang Jie continued: "That's right. That widely circulated 'why not eat meat porridge,'
if it was an emperor with normal intelligence who said this, it would really be ignorance of the people's suffering.
But a holy quality as before emperor, maybe he really felt that the people who were suffering and had no food should eat meat porridge.
A weakling, even if he sat on the throne, was a puppet.
He governs the country? 【22
You don't have that ability, you know.
Regarding those matters of the Jin Dynasty, one really cannot blame him.
He was just a mascot, a rubber stamp in the physical sense.
When a country falls, the Emperor certainly bears responsibility, but who can blame the Imperial Jade Seal?
If one really had to say he was at fault, it was that he was born into the Sima family,
becoming a scapegoat who had to bear the massive blame for his father, Sima Yan, above,
and his wife, Jia Jia Nanfeng, who caused chaos below."
"The phrase 'Respectfully, the holy dynasty governs the world through filial piety' simply shreds it to pieces."
At this moment, a deep and powerful voice entered the ears of the several Zhang Jies.
"Pirate, you've arrived."
Without even needing to turn their heads, Water Margin Zhang Zhang Jie and the others knew who had arrived.
Pirate Zhang Zhang Jie walked over from more than ten meters away in just a few steps,
and plopped down onto the large chair custom-made for him.
The several Zhang Jies continued the topic.
Heavenly Dragon Zhang Zhang Jie found a comfortable position and leaned back against the chair's backrest:
"This word 'only' is used well!
Although the Han Dynasty also advocated governing the world through filial piety before it, and also did many sordid things,
everyone still believed that the Han Dynasty could superficially claim to possess 'loyalty, righteousness, propriety, wisdom, and trust.'
Although most of that was nonsense, at least they could still say it,
whereas Western Jin had no face to mention any of those besides 'filial piety,'
so singling out 'filial piety' alone would naturally be mocked by others.
Disloyal, ( ), unbenevolent, unrighteous, impolite,
unwise, untrustworthy—in the end, only filial piety remained."
Finally, all the Zhang Jies reached a unanimous conclusion:
That Western Jin is trash is the consensus of most people; there is no need to curse it online all day long.
Although the Song Dynasty was weak, it had its merits; some cursed it and some praised it, so back and forth, there would always be people cursing it.
After finishing their chat about the trashy Jin Dynasty, the attention of the several Zhang Jies shifted to Pirate Zhang Zhang Jie.
Water Margin Zhang Zhang Jie asked: "Pirate, why are you late today?
You know you are usually the most punctual."
"I naturally have my reasons for being late."
Pirate Zhang Zhang Jie gave a mysterious smile, raised his hand, and placed his palm—truly the size of a cattail fan—onto the Eight Immortals table:
"Look."
Under the gaze of the several Zhang Jies, specks of black appeared on his palm.
In less than a second, the black covered Pirate Zhang Zhang Jie's entire palm, pitch-black like ink.
Heavenly Dragon Zhang Zhang Jie tapped it with his finger, and it actually emitted a "clang-clang" metallic sound.
It was as if what was on the table was not Pirate Zhang Zhang Jie's flesh and blood palm,
but a metal sculpture cast one-to-one using metal according to Pirate Zhang Zhang Jie's palm.
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