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Chapter 382: Senior Member of the Appearance Association

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"Speaking of which, you have already taken Miss Wang and Lady Wang into your room,

then can Li Qiushui also be considered?

Our Zhang Jies cannot let those traverser colleagues in 'The Twin Dragons of the Great Tang' who took Zhu Yuyan,

Shan Meixian, and Shan Wanqing, three generations of grandmother, mother, and granddaughter, into their harem, take all the beauty.

We Zhang Jies must have our own three-generation rice bowl!"

Water Margin Zhang Jie teased Heavenly Dragon Zhang Jie with a wink.

"Eek!"

The other Zhang Jies exclaimed upon hearing such tiger-wolf words.

This has already eaten the rice bowl with eggs and chicken legs, and now even the three generations of grandmother, mother, and granddaughter are being coveted?

"What eek? Just looking at Wang Yuyan, Lady Wang, and that jade statue,

Li Qiushui was also a beauty who could topple a country when she was young.

Added to that, the martial arts of the Xiaoyao Sect originally have the effect of beautifying and delaying aging.

In my opinion, even Li Qiushui now is probably still charming!"

Water Margin Zhang Jie actually began to analyze with reason and evidence.

"That makes some sense!"

Devouring Zhang Jie nodded in agreement.

If she weren't truly beautiful and moving, Li Qiushui couldn't have run to Western Xia after breaking up with Wuyazi,

and become the Queen of that generation of Western Xia kings, giving birth to the current Western Xia King.

After all, although Western Xia was sandwiched between the two giants of Great Liao and Great Song,

it was still a big local country with millions of soldiers and civilians.

As its supreme leader, what kind of beauty hadn't the Western Xia King seen?

If Li Qiushui weren't truly beautiful and moving, otherwise,

how could the Western Xia King have favored such a woman whose origin and martial arts were problematic?

As for whether Li Qiushui would have become red-faced like snow due to the passage of time?

With Wuyazi practicing the "Northern Dark Divine Art," paralyzed for decades, he was still immortal,

his face ruddy, his skin as smooth as a baby's, and there were no wrinkles between his brows;

the Heavenly Mountain Child Elder, who practiced the "Eight Desolations and Six Harmonies, I Am the Only One Supreme Art," could return to her youth every thirty years,

and even at ninety, her figure was still like a young girl, without any signs of aging.

As a successor of the "Small Formless Art," one of the three major unique skills of the Xiaoyao Sect,

even though the "Small Formless Art" mainly focuses on imitating the martial arts of the world,

Kumozhi used this art to forcibly practice the "Flower-Picking Finger," "Burning Wood Saber Technique," and other unique skills of Shaolin that originally required specific Buddhist internal arts,

in terms of delaying aging and maintaining beauty, it might not be as good as the "Northern Dark Divine Art" with deep cultivation,

and the "Eight Desolations and Six Harmonies, I Am the Only One Supreme Art" which is extremely yang and rigid, but it is definitely not bad.

From the original work, when Li Qiushui first appeared, she was wearing white clothes,

her brows and eyes were very beautiful, her voice was very soft and gentle, her figure was slim and graceful, the light wind moved her skirt,

floating like a fairy, her skin was fair, her face was beautiful, like a beautiful woman in her thirties,

one can know the gold content of the "Small Formless Art" as one of the three major unique skills of the Xiaoyao Sect.

"The 'Small Formless Art' is powerful, but don't forget that Li Qiushui was disfigured!"

Seeing that the other Zhang Jies began to be persuaded by Water Margin Zhang Jie, Heaven-Dependent Zhang Jie hurriedly retorted.

Li Qiushui and the Heavenly Mountain Child Elder were both disciples of the Xiaoyao Sect, and both loved their senior brother Wuyazi, fighting endlessly.

In her early years, Li Qiushui once disturbed the Heavenly Mountain Child Elder at the critical moment of her practice,

causing her body to remain in the state of a young girl forever, unable to grow up.

The Heavenly Mountain Child Elder therefore held a grudge and waited for an opportunity to retaliate.

Later, Li Qiushui went far to Western Xia and relied on her beauty to become the Western Xia Queen.

On her wedding night, the Heavenly Mountain Child Elder sneaked into the palace, and taking advantage of her unpreparedness,

slashed a "well" shaped scar on her face to retaliate for the grudge of that year.

Since then, Li Qiushui lost her beauty, covering her face with a veil all day,

which also buried a deeper hatred, and finally the two died together in the Lingjiu Palace.

The original description is: Li Qiushui slowly turned her head back,

stretched out her left hand to lift the white silk covering her face, revealing a snow-white face.

Xuzhu exclaimed, only to see that her face was crisscrossed,

with a total of four extremely long sword wounds, forming a "well" character.

Because of these four sword wounds, her right eye protruded, the left corner of her mouth was crooked, and it was unspeakably ugly and hideous.

"A woman who has already been disfigured, although her figure is enchanting and her behavior is coquettish,

can we still eat it?" Heaven-Dependent Zhang Jie asked rhetorically.

"Eek!"

Even Devouring Zhang Jie, who had been persuaded by Water Margin Zhang Jie's crooked logic, was speechless.

Although we Zhang Jies have the five virtues of benevolence, righteousness, sincerity, constancy, and wisdom:

"Establish a heart for maidens, establish a life for young wives!

Continue the lost learning for wives, open peace for widows!

Loving lolis, not disliking them for their petite bodies, is benevolence.

Loving maidens, not abandoning them for their youthful ignorance, is righteousness.

Loving young wives, not loathing them for having been married to others, is sincerity.

Loving mature women, not despising them for their age and maturity, is constancy.

Loving flower women, not regretting them for being unable to accompany them, is wisdom.

Therefore, it is called the five virtues of a gentleman: benevolence, righteousness, sincerity, constancy, and wisdom!"

But they had to admit that they were also relatively shallow at the same time,

only liking beautiful ones, at least not being disgusting,

like Li Qiushui, who was crooked-mouthed and crooked-faced, she was really not on his menu.

Devouring Zhang Jie: Unworthy as I am, I am also a member of the Appearance Association~

Or rather, all Zhang Jies are senior members of the Appearance Association... ===== CHAPTER 383 =====

Or rather, all Zhang Jies are senior members of the 'looks-first' association...

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