Chapter 460: Artificial Idiot
"You, you are so steady that you don't look like a young man."
Aokiji, who stuffed the Den Den Mushi into his coat, shook his head with a smile.
Those so-called pirate 'Supernovas' in the first half of the Grand Line whose strength was far inferior to Zhang Jie,
which one of them didn't look like Heaven is number one, Earth is number two, and they are number three?
One by one, they couldn't wait to kill their way into the New World, pull the Four Emperors off their horses,
and go up themselves to become the second Pirate King after Roger.
If they had Zhang Jie's strength, I'm afraid they would even have the guts to attack the Marine Headquarters, or even the Red Line.
As for attacking the Marine Headquarters, the Flying Pirate crew Admiral Shiki the Golden Lion, who was sent to Impel Down by the then-Admiral Sengoku
and Vice Admiral Garp?
To them, all losers are waste not worth mentioning.
Oh, he forgot, because the impact of Shiki the Golden Lion attacking the Marine Headquarters was not good,
it was erased by the joint efforts of the Marines and the World Government. Now, I'm afraid there are not many young pirates who even know who the Golden Lion is.
"Hehe."
Zhang Jie smiled without saying a word, tactically picking up the teacup and taking a sip of the tea that had cooled slightly.
Although he was indeed only twenty-something in this life, with the memories of his previous life and
the many experiences of other Zhang Jies, he naturally couldn't be really that young and frivolous.
However, such matters involving his core secrets naturally didn't need to be shared with Aokiji.
"Ah la la, the old man has crossed such a long sea area, and my stomach is a little hungry.
If there could be something to eat, it would be great."
Seeing that he couldn't pry any secrets from Zhang Jie's mouth, Aokiji stopped probing and touched his stomach.
Although Aokiji's age is in his prime among the top powerhouses, there is no doubt that,
in front of Zhang Jie, this young man, he definitely has the qualification to call himself an old man at over forty years old.
Looking at Aokiji's image-less appearance, Zhang Jie couldn't help but tease him:
"If the Marines and the people in the world who worship you, Admiral,
knew that the Admiral they worship is like this, would they be greatly disappointed?"
"Ma ma."
Aokiji slumped on the chair indifferently:
"So what if I'm a Marine Admiral? Admirals are also people, and also need to eat and rest."
"Buzz, Master, shall I adjust the chair to the most ergonomic mode?"
At this time, the voice of the intelligent system Black God sounded on the chair where Aokiji was sitting.
'This artificial idiot.' Zhang Jie supported his forehead powerlessly.
In order to facilitate his own use, Zhang Jie installed intelligent deformation systems on most of the equipment on the *Black God*,
uniformly controlled by the artificial intelligence Black God, used for leisure and entertainment, such as sunbathing,
fishing, and blowing the sea breeze, beach chairs are naturally the top priority.
Zhang Jie: After hard cultivation, one must relax and enjoy, continue the music, continue the dance~
But now this not-so-smart artificial idiot, after lifting the highest vigilance against Aokiji, began to treat him as a guest.
"Oh? Ergonomic mode?"
Aokiji became interested. He didn't sense the aura of anyone else on this small boat,
so he rubbed his chin and tentatively ordered: "Start ergonomic mode."
"Buzz, not Master, no qualification to issue orders to Black God."
Black God, who treated the loyal Zhang Jie as the highest instruction, refused Aokiji's order without accident.
Zhang Jie then nodded slightly with relief: although Black God was still such an artificial idiot,
it didn't execute the orders of others, which was not in vain for him to set the loyalty instruction as its underlying code.
"This is?"
Aokiji's interest grew even more, and his eyes scanned the chair beneath him.
But no matter how he looked, he couldn't find the specific source of this sound.
"Black God, start adaptive ergonomic mode."
Since it had come to this, Zhang Jie couldn't hide it completely anymore, so he ordered.
"Buzz, Black God understands."
In Aokiji's surprised eyes, the chair beneath him turned into "black water,"
deforming rapidly, perfectly matching his body condition, wrapping his back,
and he felt a lightness as if he had fallen into cotton.
"Hmm, very good."
Aokiji subconsciously moved his body, feeling comfortable everywhere.
Aokiji clicked his tongue in wonder: "I didn't expect you kid to have such a trick."
Zhang Jie laughed and prepared to gloss over it:
"Just a little trick, not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning."
Aokiji shook his head, his expression becoming solemn: "This is not a small trick, it reminds me of..."
Halfway through, he stopped abruptly:
The function of this chair itself was not worth his surprise. No matter what, he was a Marine Admiral,
although his life was far from the luxurious pig-raising life of the Celestial Dragons on Mary Geoise,
he had eaten and seen things; but what surprised him was that
the change of this chair was inexplicably somewhat like some concepts and high-tech products manufactured by the world's smartest scientist—
Dr. Vegapunk, the super scientist who was five hundred years ahead of the world.
And compared to the expensive,
poorly functional experimental products created by Dr. Vegapunk that could only be used in laboratories,
what Zhang Jie showed now was clearly a mature product with practical value.
Of course, because Dr. Vegapunk and the Marine Science
Unit he led were top-secret existences, they could not be told to Zhang Jie, who was still an outsider.
Zhang Jie asked jokingly: "What did the Admiral think of?"
As a transmigrator, he naturally knew about Vegapunk's existence.
He also knew how ruthless this super-high IQ scientist would be in the future.
This super-high IQ scientist fully explained what it means to kill without a knife,
but to kill the heart—an Egghead Island live broadcast, directly announced the "Blank Century" that the World Government wanted to
bury directly into the long river of history,
causing the legitimacy of the World Government to be directly halved.
It could be considered a big revenge against the World Government, which was named "cooperation" but was actually imprisonment.
"Haha, nothing, the old man must have been hungry and dizzy."
Aokiji also laughed it off.
"I'm also a little hungry, Black God, serve the food."
Zhang Jie tapped the table and ordered the intelligent system.
"Buzz, Black God understands, start cooking mode."
In the kitchen that occupied 1/3 of the *Black God*'s space, the fully automatic tableware controlled by Black God began to cook,
and the collision of pots and pans played a harmonious piece of music.
"Buzz, Master, please have the appetizers first."
A short while later, the intelligent system Black God controlled a dining cart to arrive.
Plates of appetizers like cold jellyfish skin, smashed cucumber, and smoked fish were placed on the table that had deformed into a dining table by its mechanical arm.
"Admiral Aokiji, please."
Zhang Jie, as the host, invited.
"Then the old man won't be polite."
Plates of delicious food made Aokiji's index finger move, and he picked up the tableware and ate heartily.
Both of them tacitly stopped mentioning the previous matters involving each other's secrets, and the atmosphere became more and more harmonious while drinking and chatting.
After the appetizers were almost finished, Black God served the cooked main course—
pieces of Sea King meat steaks, each the size of a football, roasted until sizzling with oil.
Sea King meat not only has high energy density but is also extremely delicious, combined with spices,
it is so delicious that it makes people almost swallow their tongues into their stomachs.
Zhang Jie and Aokiji were both big eaters, so they ate from both sides,
eliminating carts of roast meat, and the plates were piled up like a small mountain on the dining cart on the side.
Time passed in a flash, two hours later.
"Hiccup~"
Aokiji, who had eaten out the *One Piece* characteristic of an abnormally swollen, round belly, but with slender limbs,
forming an exaggerated "top-heavy" or "bloated" funny effect, wiped his mouth elegantly with a napkin:
"Thanks for the hospitality."
Zhang Jie, who had the same figure, replied: "It is my honor to entertain the Admiral."
"Haha."
The next second, the two looked at each other and smiled, both seeing their own shadow in each other, and the relationship became closer. ===== CHAPTER 461 =====
End of Chapter
