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Chapter 471: Schrödinger's Teeth

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"Lord Black Star, please sit."

A clever little pirate invited Zhang Jie to sit down with a fawning smile, and even wiped the seat with his sleeve.

"Thank you."

Zhang Jie didn't expect that there would be someone among these pirates bold enough to talk to him, and was a bit surprised.

However, the habit he had cultivated over time still made him subconsciously thank this little pirate.

"Serving you, my lord, is my, my honor."

The little pirate's face instantly turned bright red, and his speech became a bit stuttered.

Zhang Jie sat down, tapped the bar counter with his finger, and said to the bar owner:

"A portion of food. Hmm... and a beer."

Coming to a bar, Zhang Jie also followed the local customs and ordered a beer.

The bar owner was a middle-aged man with a burly build and knotted muscles,

making his loose vest unbearable, and his name was the source of Boss Boss Taili Bar.

Compared to the trembling pirates, Boss Boss Boss Taili appeared very calm.

He put down the glass he was wiping: "What food would you like, my lord?

We provide roast meat, bread, and vegetable oyster cream soup here.

Of course, there is also Old Boss Boss Taili's specialty, various pies, apple pie, strawberry pie, and cherry pie are all available."

Once he started talking about the dishes he was good at, Boss Boss Taili couldn't hold back, and his words flowed endlessly.

Zhang Jie looked with interest at the owner who clearly looked more like a warrior than a bar owner,

but whose hobby was being a chef, baking various pies.

Of course, perhaps only this kind of physique that could beat a polar bear to death with bare hands,

could deter these chaotic evil pirates and keep them from acting recklessly.

"Let's start with a cherry pie."

He also wanted to know what kind of cherry pie made Blackbeard, who would arrive here later, full of praise,

and issue that very famous declaration: "A man's dream will never end!"

"Alright, guest, please wait a moment."

Boss Boss Boss Taili walked into the kitchen in a rush.

Not long after, he came out carrying a steaming cherry pie.

Being careful, he even divided the cherry pie into small pieces suitable for eating.

"Please judge, my lord."

Boss Boss Taili placed the cherry pie in front of Zhang Jie, his tone humble.

Zhang Jie picked up the fork beside the plate, speared a piece of cherry pie, and put it into his mouth.

He directly ignored the rising steam:

Although he had never thought of himself as a god or immortal,

as his strength grew, they were indeed moving further and further away from ordinary people.

With his current physical strength, let alone mere water vapor of around a hundred degrees,

even if he learned from the father of Homelander in The Boys,

Soldier Boy, gargling with AK bullets would be a piece of cake.

Of course, not getting hurt didn't mean not feeling pain, so Zhang Jie naturally wouldn't self-mutilate for no reason.

Speaking of which, Soldier Boy was gargled with AK bullets by the scientists of the Great Bear every day,

or brushed his teeth with concentrated sulfuric acid, and after so many years, he didn't completely go crazy,

and was still the man who thought women got more mellow as they aged, and loved to chew on some foreign leaves when he had nothing to do,

he was simply, I cried to death~

A piece of cherry pie entered his mouth, and Zhang Jie's first feeling was sweet, the second feeling was very sweet,

and the third feeling was cloyingly sweet; he suspected that Boss Boss Boss Taili had put the sugar jar into this cherry pie.

Although he felt the taste was average, looking at Boss Boss Boss Taili's hopeful eyes,

he still couldn't say anything hurtful, barely squeezing a smile at the corner of his mouth, and praised:

"Boss Boss Boss Taili's craftsmanship is indeed well-deserved."

"Where, where, you flatter me, my lord."

Boss Boss Taili waved his hands, extremely humble.

However, his smiling face, which looked like a blooming daisy, exposed his true inner thoughts.

"If you don't mind, my lord, I am willing to give you a few more cherry pies."

In a great mood, Boss Boss Boss Taili waved his hand, heroically indicating that he would pay for Zhang Jie's consumption today.

"Then thank you, Boss Boss Boss Taili."

Feeling Boss Boss Taili's sincerity, Zhang Jie smiled and agreed.

Yes, don't look at Boss Boss Taili's cherry pie being so sweet it could directly choke someone to death,

quite having the style of an American housewife cooking in the 21st century

(It is rumored that when Mixue Bingcheng opened a store in America, in order to conform to the taste of Americans,

after market research, they specially launched a new product with 200% sugar content.

As a result, after trying a few sips, the American public said,

it wasn't sweet at all, and there was no difference from plain water. When Zhang Jie learned of this news,

he felt that he now believed that the thirteen members of the Qi family would really drink that bowl of arsenic...

Hmm, in order to follow local customs, it should be the thirteen members of Old John's family...), but he was very sincere.

Unlike the modern world with its explosion of technology and industry,

most of the islands in the Pirate World remained as they were around the 18th century.

And at that time, for a mouthful of sugar, the gentlemen of the Old European White Flag were conducting the evil triangular trade,

crazily capturing Old Blacks from Black Africa to the Americas, opening plantations, and planting cash crops like cotton and sugarcane.

In the Caribbean region at that time, over 80% of plantations grew sugarcane.

Because the profits were too high, European colonists (such as Little Britain, French Chicken,

Two Teeth) invested almost all their resources into sugarcane.

In Mauritius, known as the "Sweet Island," sugarcane cultivation once occupied 90% of the island's land area.

Even in the 21st century, although the economy has transformed, sugarcane fields still occupy more than half of the country's arable land.

Boss Boss Taili was willing to crazily add sugar to the cherry pie,

obviously he was much more sincere than other bar owners who added water to rum.

'Loving to eat this kind of cherry pie that is sweet enough to choke, no wonder Blackbeard is missing several teeth.'

Zhang Jie was stuffing cherry pie into his mouth while slandering Blackbeard in his heart.

With such sugar intake, it would be strange if he didn't get rotten teeth.

'However, how does the number and position of the missing teeth of this guy Blackbeard change.'

With the progress of strength, his memory also became stronger,

and Zhang Jie, who could clearly recall scenes he had only glanced at before crossing over,

suddenly discovered some details he had previously ignored.

When Blackbeard appeared in different periods, the position and number of his missing teeth would change,

sometimes missing three teeth, sometimes missing four teeth,

and sometimes his teeth were completely intact, quite having the feeling of the cat-abusing madman Schrödinger:

Before Blackbeard's mouth opened, you never knew how many teeth he would be missing,

just like before opening Schrödinger's box, you never knew whether the Hajimi inside was dead or alive.

Zhang Jie rubbed his chin: 'Could that interesting guess be true?'

Blackbeard Teach's teeth are sometimes missing a few, sometimes complete, this might not be a drawing error by Teacher Oda,

but an implication of the different "personalities" or "individuals" within his body. ===== CHAPTER 472 =====

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