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Chapter 5: The Golden Finger Is Actually Myself?

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At night, Zhang Jie, who maintains the habit of going to bed early and getting up early, lies on the bed and enters a dream.

Zhang Jie spreads his hands helplessly: In this ancient world without mobile phones, without computers,

without the Internet, and without various electronic products,

besides sleeping at night, one can only clap for love.

Zhang Jie looks down at his slender but weak figure and thinks of a sentence:

"Are you okay? You skinny dog~"

"Hmm, where is this?"

Zhang Jie in his dream suddenly finds himself in a place that is hard to describe.

Here it seems infinitely large and infinitely small, as if perfect, and full of damage,

as if containing the sun, moon, stars, and the universe, and empty.

He seems to have seen a giant who opened up the world in chaos;

in a palace with the ancient characters "Zixiao Palace" written on it, a Daoist who lies high on the nine-fold clouds,

preaching to three thousand existences whose faces cannot be seen;

a mysterious person who is ever-changing, like an old man, like a child, like a young man, and like a strong man,

is a demon, a god, and even a human, overlooking the past, present, and future!

"Wake up, wake up!"

Suddenly, a voice that felt inexplicably very familiar rang in Zhang Jie's ear.

Zhang Jie slowly opens his eyes and finds himself lying on a huge square that cannot be seen at a glance.

In front of him, there is also a fitness expert who can still see a strong figure even if he is wearing a loose dark blue Daoist robe.

"Who are you?"

Zhang Jie asks with a confused face.

Inexplicably, he feels that this young man is very close to him,

as if they are brothers of the same father and mother, same blood and same origin.

No, it's a thousand times, ten thousand times closer than this, as if they should have been one person!

"Don't hesitate, let's share first."

The Daoist young man does not introduce himself, but instead reaches out his right hand to Zhang Jie.

Zhang Jie, who hasn't shaken hands with anyone for more than ten years,

actually reaches out his right hand to shake hands with the Daoist young man very familiarly.

"Yee!

So we are all Zhang Jie!"

After a while, Zhang Jie, or rather, Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie, exclaims.

It turns out that when they were rolled into two-dimensional beings by the transport truck,

they inexplicably turned into countless copies and were reincarnated into the heavens and ten thousand worlds.

The Daoist young man in front of him is the Yitian Zhang Jie who was reincarnated into the world of Heaven-Dependent Dragon Slaying!

Yitian Zhang Jie was the first to come to this mysterious space.

According to his memory, Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie learned that there are Zhang Jies in the heavens and ten thousand worlds!

Zhang Jie: My golden finger is actually myself!!!

This information also inexplicably appeared in his mind after Yitian Zhang Jie entered the space.

According to Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie's understanding, this information is like the game guide in the game he played before transmigrating,

simply telling the player what functions this space has.

Yitian Zhang Jie didn't come much earlier than him,

looking at the time flow of the Yitian world, it was less than three months.

"Your luck is really good."

Yitian Zhang Jie looked at Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie with envious eyes.

He was not envious that Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie had established a relationship that was about to transcend friendship with Pan Jinlian, who had a charming figure and a charming demeanor.

Okay, Yitian Zhang Jie admitted in his heart that he was a little bit envious.

However, Yitian Zhang Jie thought about it, and he and Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie were one person.

Since Pan Jinlian belonged to Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie, didn't she belong to him, Yitian Zhang Jie?

Yitian instantly wasn't envious, and a mysterious smile hung on his face:

Let the storm come more violently!

Unlike Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie, who had both parents after being born and accompanied him for more than ten years before passing away,

Yitian Zhang Jie had been eating alone and the whole family was not hungry since he had memories in this life,

taking a selfie was a family portrait, and picking up a bowl was a reunion meal.

In short, Yitian Zhang Jie is an orphan.

His parents were said to have been killed by chaotic soldiers before he had memories.

The era of the end of the Yuan Dynasty and the beginning of the Ming Dynasty in Yitian was originally chaotic,

the rebel army and the Yuan army were fighting hard, and there were countless orphans like Yitian Zhang Jie.

"Your luck is not bad either."

Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie, who shared Yitian Zhang Jie's memories, replied.

"That's true."

Yitian Zhang Jie nodded in agreement.

If the luck was too bad, he wouldn't be in this shared space:

Those chaotic soldiers didn't care about babies or children.

They killed men, women, old, and young in the whole village without leaving any!

There were even those with bad temperaments who put babies on spears to dance!

Even in the case of a shortage of military rations,

children with thin skin and tender meat had to go to the pot!

The chaos of the Yitian era can be compared to the Five Hu Chaos China where there are really wives in wife cakes!

If Yitian Zhang Jie hadn't been saved by Yu Lianzhou, one of the Seven Heroes of Wudang, who passed by at the last critical moment, he would probably have been gone.

What is the probability of this?

It's probably about the same as cutting a knife on a certain platform.

Because Yitian Zhang Jie's root bone was okay, he was accepted as a disciple by Yu Lianzhou, the second hero of Wudang,

and became the first disciple of the second disciple of this Sanfeng Zhenren.

Although Yitian Zhang Jie's age was not yet weak, because he started early,

he was the second senior brother of the third-generation disciples, second only to Song Qingshu, the son of the first senior uncle Song Yuanqiao,

and also the first disciple.

Yitian Zhang Jie: It's time to backstab the first senior brother Song Qingshu and become the first senior brother himself...

"By the way, which version of Heaven-Dependent Dragon Slaying is your Heaven-Dependent Dragon Slaying?"

Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie asked curiously.

As a classic martial arts novel by Mr. Jin Yong, Heaven-Dependent Dragon Slaying

has been remade several times, with several versions, both TV series and movies.

There are versions of breakup master Deng Aochao, and also Huangtangjing, no, it is Wu Qihua version, etc.

Yitian Zhang Jie replied: "Oh, I have determined this.

The place I am in now should be the Su Youpeng version.

After all, this Zhang Wuji looks exactly like Su Youpeng after growing up.

And it is that Patriarch Sanfeng Zhenren is not a sloppy fat man, but a Daoist Zhenren with immortal style and Daoist bones."

"Su Youpeng version~"

Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie's thoughts drifted away, thinking of Zhou Zhiruo, Zhao Min, and others...

"Hehe, by the way, after so many years,

why haven't you done some happy things with Jin Lian?"

The thoughts of Zhang Jie from the Water Margin world could not help but drift away, as he thought of Zhou Zhiruo, Zhao Min, and others...

He knew that those young masters basically tasted human affairs for the first time with personal maids at the age of thirteen or fourteen.

In "Dream of the Red Chamber," also one of the Four Great Masterpieces, when Jia Baoyu and Xiren had sexual intercourse for the first time,

the age was roughly eleven and a half to thirteen.

This is the basis for age calculation:

When Daiyu entered the Jia family, she was seven years old, and Jia Baoyu was one year older than her, about eight years old.

The book briefly writes about Lin Daiyu's life in the Jia family, and two or three years have actually passed.

Leng Zixing mentioned that Jia Lian had married Wang Xifeng for two years, and when Granny Liu entered the Jia family,

Zhou Rui's wife mentioned that the Jia family had been managed by Wang Xifeng for five years, implying that several more years had passed.

According to the time calculation, Jia Baoyu was about eleven and a half to thirteen years old when he tried the cloud and rain for the first time.

And a certain Kangxi, who was regarded as the "Emperor of the Ages" and

"The First Saint Ancestor of All Ages" by the Manchu fans, had his first son at the age of fourteen.

Even if Kang Mazi often rode horses and shot arrows, with precise marksmanship, hitting the target with one shot,

according to the ten months of pregnancy, he also started working when he was thirteen.

And now Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie is almost nineteen years old, and he is still a Chulan,

which makes Yitian Zhang Jie, who wants to get addicted, very despised.

As for why Yitian Zhang Jie doesn't go find a girlfriend?

This is a good question.

As everyone knows, the founder of the Wu Dangpai, Zhang Sanfeng, is a hundred-year-old old Chulan, a pure Yang old Daoist,

and the seven disciples under him are all men, so the Wu Dangpai does not accept female disciples.

When Heaven-Dependent Dragon Slaying began, although Zhang Sanfeng saved Zhou Zhiruo from the Yuan army,

he could not accept her as a disciple, and finally sent her to the Emei Sect, where she was accepted as a disciple by Abbess Miejue.

Yitian Zhang Jie: Boundless Heavenly Venerable, the poor Daoist actually arranged the Patriarch as an old Chulan in his heart, sin, sin.

Patriarch is generous, please don't blame...

"Do some happy things?

If I had done some happy things, would you still be able to see me now?"

Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie stretched out his thin, sickly pale palm,

and shook it in front of Yitian Zhang Jie with annoyance.

Over the years, in order to live a few more years, let alone do some happy things,

he didn't even dare to let Pan Jinlian serve him at night.

For fear that he would not be able to hold back for a while, happy is happy,

but his vitality would be greatly damaged, and he would die young, dying on Pan Jinlian's belly.

"Uh!"

Yitian Zhang Jie was speechless for a while.

With Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie's previous skinny dog figure, he was afraid that he would not be able to handle Pan Jinlian, who was becoming more and more plump. ===== CHAPTER 6 =====

"Ugh!"

Zhang Jie from the Heaven-Dependent world was speechless for a moment.

Given the "skinny dog" physique Zhang Jie from the Water Margin world used to have, he likely wouldn't be able to handle the increasingly plump Pan Jinlian.

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