Chapter 516

"And in stark contrast to Moria..."

After sighing over Moria, who counted as a man, the Zhang Jies looked at each other,

and the name of that man—no, that piece of trash—appeared in their minds simultaneously:

"Kozuki Oden!"

Compared to Moria, who tried hard to resist, Kozuki Oden, as the heir to the Kozuki family, the legitimate shogun family ruling Wano Country,

was like a clown, fooled around by Kaido and Kurozumi Orochi, and finally ended up being boiled in oil.

The key is that Kozuki Oden was not a powerless person without strength who was sidelined by his retainers;

he possessed top-tier three-color Haki, his strength was recognized by Whitebeard, Luo Jie, and others,

and the vast majority of his retainers supported him, yet he gave up resistance and ended up in a ridiculous, extreme way.

"To be honest, I can't understand Kozuki Oden's behavior at all."

Thinking of Oden's brain-dead operations, the Zhang Jies only felt he was a moron.

You are Kozuki Oden, the son of the shogun ruling Wano Country, the legitimate heir to the shogunate,

and you possess a group of samurai loyal to you and daimyo who owe you allegiance.

Now a hotheaded Kaido has occupied your motherland; he is a newcomer who hasn't stood firm,

his subordinates aren't many, just a pirate crew, and his strength is about the same as yours, at most a little stronger.

At this time, you could choose:

A, send a call for help, requesting the invincible Pirate King,

Gol D. Luo Jie, who was once willing to kneel to others to recruit you, and his Luo Jie Pirates to help you seek justice.

B, seek help from your other captain, the world's strongest man who is on par with the Pirate King,

the righteous Whitebeard; he knows Kaido and is the big brother who brought him into the business,

perhaps a few words would make Kaido give him face and withdraw from Wano Country,

at the very least, Kaido is definitely not a match for you and Whitebeard combined.

C, loyal subject Moria brings troops back to serve the king; with his fruit ability,

as long as you give him your shadow and let him eat a dozen more shadows,

and launch a night raid on Kaido, couldn't the two of you slice him into sashimi in minutes? Defeating him probably wouldn't be a problem.

D, secretly contact all the daimyo and the loyal patriots to fight Kaido to the death;

a mere pirate crew couldn't possibly be a match for the Land of Samurai,

as long as you can hold Kaido off, waiting for your subordinates to defeat the Beast Pirates and surround Kaido, you wouldn't necessarily lose.

E, do nothing, dance naked on the street, let your daughter be a geisha, lift weights in a boiling pot...

You have three-color Haki, strength starting at Emperor's First Mate level, and two Great Grade swords in hand;

you have four daimyo in the country supporting you, plus local boss Hyogoro and the Nine Red Scabbards;

outside, the peak Rayleigh asks if you need help, and you are brothers with the captains of the two top pirate crews;

Moria's entire crew came over, and you, you son of a bitch, are dancing your lightning-exploding-cylinder dance naked on the street...

This "thousand steams and ten thousand boils reveal Oden's true character" part...

If you can't fight, you might as well stab yourself and give your corpse to Moria...

You are simply the most useless person in the entire One Piece!

The several Zhang Jies reached this evaluation of Kozuki Oden.

They had never seen such a shameless... er, such a useless and incompetent person!

His actions were simply a waste of Kaido-sensei's pot of good oil!

"On the way to fight Kaido with a broken sword in hand, Uncle Moria

saw a naked man with top-tier three-color Haki holding two Supreme Grade swords dancing a naked dance..."

Heavenly Dragon Zhang Jie recalled the scene at the time; it was simply too much to look at.

Zhuan Yi Tian Zhang Jie covered his face: "Just because Moria took one look at Oden, he laughed so hard he couldn't exert any strength during the fight."

Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie issued a soul-searching question: "Why didn't Kaido laugh? Because he'd seen it for too long and had laughed enough, becoming desensitized?"

Consumption Zhang Jie thought of those brain-dead operations of Kozuki Oden that absolutely couldn't have been done by anyone not brain-dead, and he was furious:

"Oden, this idiot, would have been better off slitting his own throat and giving his corpse to Moria to make into a zombie;

that might have allowed Moria to win directly, and there wouldn't have been all that mess afterward."

"With Oden's stupidity, that would probably have resulted in a dancing Ryuma."

Thinking of Kozuki Oden's various brain-dead operations, Pirate Zhang Jie couldn't bear to look, so he complained.

Zhuan Yi Tian Zhang Jie spread his hands and smiled helplessly: "Perhaps this made up for the regret that Ryuma died early and never danced?"

Suddenly, Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie spoke seriously: "Actually, Moria is the 'all-fault brother';

if he had chosen to dance with Oden, Kaido might have thought this place was a bit weird and wouldn't have dared to take it."

Consumption Zhang Jie affirmed this: "That's for sure;

if Kaido had seen Moria run from hundreds of miles away to Wano Country to dance together,

Kaido-sensei would definitely have run away; he'd be afraid of being cursed if he stayed a second longer; wouldn't he have packed his bags and run overnight?"

Heavenly Dragon Zhang Jie smiled slightly: "That would be a waste of your Uncle Kaido's two pots of good oil."

Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie proposed a hypothesis: "Oden was with the Luo Jie Pirates,

having been to the final island, Laugh Tale, and knowing the truth about the world's blank history;

he also knew that in the future, Wano Country would be saved by someone who both dances and giggles, and he thought it was himself."

Pirate Zhang Jie had a sudden realization: "Then isn't Oden playing Cosplay?"

However, the slightly upturned corner of his mouth still exposed his true inner thoughts.

Heavenly Dragon Zhang Jie gave his evaluation of Oden: "He thought he was the Sun God Joy Boy,

who would liberate the sea and bring peace to the world, but he didn't expect to be a 'Silly Boy'."

At this time, Consumption Zhang Jie winked, a mysterious smile hanging on his face:

"It is said that it was precisely because Kozuki Oden wasted a pot of good oil back then

that during the decisive battle on Onigashima, Kaido-sensei could only drink and couldn't eat any food, which led to him having no strength and being defeated by Luffy."

Pirate Zhang Jie was immediately shocked and shouted: "Could this be Oden's century-long plan!"

The other Zhang Jies were dumbfounded and stared at Consumption Zhang Jie, who had made such a wild statement:

"Oden, get on your main account to speak!"

After discussing the brain-dead Kozuki Oden, the Zhang Jies' topic continued to expand.

"Speaking of which, not only is the shogun Kozuki Oden problematic, but the people of Wano Country are also afraid to have a big problem."

Thinking of the operations in Wano Country after a hundred turns, even One Zhang Jie, who had the most peaceful personality, felt a sense of suffocation.

One fought Kaido for three days and three nights, one was played in the palm of Kaido and Kurozumi Orochi,

willingly offered his neck to be slaughtered, sacrificed Wano Country for decades for the fake Momonosuke, and countless people died;

yet the people of Wano Country still worship Oden and have forgotten Moria.

"To put it bluntly, either all the people of Wano Country are morons, or they were brainwashed by some Devil Fruit ability,

having a thought-imprint of absolute loyalty to the Kozuki family implanted in their brains.

No matter what brain-dead actions the Kozuki family members take, they will automatically rationalize and justify them."

Consumption Zhang Jie gave a guess based on the specialty of the Pirate World—Devil Fruits.