Chapter 534: All-Nature

"Hiccup～"

"I seem to have drunk too much tonight."

At night, lying on his bed in Dorm 404 while his roommates were all out having a good time,

Zhang Chulan, the only one left, felt his consciousness growing hazy.

Four people had gone out for a meal, so naturally, the sharp weapon for fostering bonds at the dinner table—beer—was indispensable.

But why were the other three full of vigor, while he was the only one drunk to the point of unconsciousness?

Xu San, who possessed such high-risk abilities and was clearly a veteran of the bottle with an immense capacity,

could be excused, as could Zhang Jie, whose cultivation was unfathomable and whose alcohol tolerance had likely been enhanced;

but how could Feng Baobao, a young girl, also have such a massive capacity for alcohol?

Could this be the legendary saying: "Alcohol is an old hero, the more you drink, the braver you get; alcohol is the essence of grain, the more you drink, the younger you become"?

"Ugh～"

Suddenly, Zhang Chulan felt his stomach churning violently.

"No, this won't do, I must circulate my Qi to neutralize the alcohol."

Dazed, Zhang Chulan struggled to sit up, crossed his legs, assumed the five-hearts-facing-the-sky posture, and silently circulated his True Qi.

As the True Qi in his dantian's sea of Qi slowly flowed through the meridians of his internal organs,

Zhang Chulan felt his stomach ease up just a little.

"I'm never drinking this much again!"

Rubbing his stomach, Zhang Chulan set a flag for himself.

"However, since I'm the only one in the dorm now, can I... hehe..."

Looking around the empty dorm, Zhang Chulan, with drunkenness swirling in his brain, revealed a lewd smile.

"Speaking of which, X-Message seems to have launched a new feature."

Thinking is doing; Zhang Chulan took out his phone, opened X-Message,

and then, with practiced ease, flipped to a certain "Shake" mini-program.

Then, emboldened by the alcohol, he clicked on the mini-program he hadn't dared to click before.

People nearby...

"Hello."

"Hello."

"Meet up..."

"Location..."

"Hehe..."

With things progressing smoothly, Zhang Chulan's smile became even more lewd.

"Brother, today your big brother will take you to see the world!"

With his mind still unclear, Zhang Chulan was bursting with initiative; he found his best clothes to wear,

and in a flash, he was out of Nanbu Kai University.

"Yo, it's even a cute girl with pink hair; old Zhang here has quite the romantic luck!"

The moment he saw the person on the side of the road, Zhang Chulan beamed with joy.

"Hello..."

Zhang Chulan swore he had brought into play every bit of the love manual he had summarized from reading countless books.

"Hello."

The other party just covered her mouth and smiled.

"My god, is this what love feels like?"

Zhang Chulan felt that in this instant, he had been struck straight in his little heart by the arrow shot by Cupid, the god of love from Western mythology, unable to extricate himself.

The arrow shot by Cupid, the god of love, pierced straight into his little heart, and he could not extricate himself.

With the man willing and the woman interested, the two soon developed to a very deep level.

Zhang Chulan gritted his teeth and, at the cost of a massive hemorrhage from his wallet, opened a nice room.

In the hotel, the figures of the two drew closer and closer...

"Wait, I seem to have overlooked something..."

Zhang Chulan, paralyzed by alcohol and with hot blood rushing to his head, always felt he had forgotten something.

"However, screw it, the matter at hand is what's important."

Zhang Chulan, already with hot blood rushing to his head, hesitated for only a moment before casting this doubt to the nine heavens.

He now only wanted to take off his virgin hat and experience the legendary ultimate joy of the human world.

"Hiss!"

Suddenly, an indescribable pain, piercing to the bone marrow, came from a certain unspeakable place,

instantly causing Zhang Chulan, whose brain was filled with lust and whose blood was rushing to his head—uh, no, downward—to sober up.

'The Cinnabar Mark, I actually overlooked the Cinnabar Mark!'

Zhang Chulan suddenly remembered what he had overlooked.

Under the paralysis of alcohol, he had actually forgotten the Cinnabar Mark restriction his grandfather Zhang Xilin had placed on him!

He needed to maintain his virgin body to practice another family technique,

so his grandfather had placed the Cinnabar Mark on his brother to help him guard his heart and restrain his desires,

suppressing inner demons to ensure he wouldn't go into Qi deviation due to lust before his mind matured.

The Cinnabar Mark not only prevented the leakage of primordial Yang, but was also a protection for him!

Once he reached adulthood, he could interact with girls; if the other party accepted him sincerely, everything would be fine;

but if the other party harbored ulterior motives, the Cinnabar Mark would trigger excruciating pain,

forcibly pulling him back from the illusion to reality, preventing him from falling into a trap and losing his life.

"Cinnabar Mark, excruciating pain..."

"Damn it, this woman harbors ill intentions!"

Zhang Chulan immediately wanted to get up from the bed and flee.

Just then, he suddenly felt his body go limp,

and the True Qi that had been as obedient as his own arm in the past seemed to have solidified, completely ignoring his commands.

"I actually added a meridian-sealing Gu insect inside, you know;

as long as your cultivation hasn't reached the level of a sect leader, it's impossible to break free."

The woman in front of Zhang Chulan covered her mouth and smiled, laughing coquettishly.

"Damn it!"

Zhang Chulan only had time to let out a curse before his vision went black and he fell into a coma.

"Where is this?"

It was unknown how much time had passed before Zhang Chulan, who had fallen into a coma, slowly woke up.

He looked around a few times and his pupils shrank: in front of him were dense forests,

lush shrubs; it was clearly a deep mountain forest far from human habitation.

And he himself had been stuffed into a sack, with only his head exposed,

not only was the True Qi in his whole body as difficult to mobilize as before, but he was also tightly bound with several hemp ropes.

"Yo, little brother Zhang is awake."

At this moment, a voice that was incredibly coquettish, and just hearing it made a man's lust burn, sounded in his ear.

He couldn't help but look in the direction of the sound, only to see a pink-haired imperial sister with a hot figure, incredibly graceful, a charming face,

and every detail of her body exuding seductive desire, walking leisurely from behind a large tree.

"So beautiful..."

Even knowing this woman harbored ill intentions, a trace of intoxication couldn't help but flash in Zhang Chulan's eyes.

Such a woman, I'm afraid, could make all men go crazy for her!

The so-called "beauty is a disaster" and "toppling nations and cities" probably referred to exactly this!

"Sister Xia He, stop teasing this kid, the serious business is what's important."

A short boy with a youthful face, wearing a bowl-cut,

and a pair of large black-rimmed glasses, stood helplessly between Zhang Chulan and the pink-haired imperial sister,

blocking the pink-haired imperial sister's figure from Zhang Chulan's line of sight.

"I'm not teasing him."

The pink-haired imperial sister Xia He smiled charmingly.

"Yes, yes, Sister Xia He, you are naturally beautiful and hard to abandon."

The little boy didn't dare to look at Xia He too much and hurriedly shifted his gaze.

"Really boring."

Xia He leaned casually against a large tree.

This action made her already hot figure even more curvaceous and eye-catching.

"Who are you people, why did you capture me?

I tell you, this is a society ruled by law!

Arbitrary imprisonment is against the law, and you will be sanctioned by the national laws!"

Having regained his sobriety, Zhang Chulan shouted sternly, attempting to use national laws to intimidate the lawless thugs harboring ill intentions before him. ===== CHAPTER 535 =====