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Chapter 572: Programmer

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If Ancestor Turing endowed computers with a "soul" (computational theory and logic),

then another ancestor, von Neumann, endowed computers with a "body" (physical architecture and implementation method).

Before him, the "programs" and "data" of computers were often separated,

and even needed to be programmed by plugging and unplugging cables, which was extremely cumbersome and inconvenient.

von Neumann first proposed the concept of "stored programs,"

that is, storing instructions (programs) and data together in the same memory.

He established the five basic components of modern computers:

arithmetic unit, controller, memory, input device, output device.

Until the 21st century, the mobile phones and computers used by people all over the world

still follow this architecture in their underlying hardware logic.

Without von Neumann, computers might still be a pile of huge,

difficult-to-program, and single-function vacuum tube monsters; he is the founder of modern computer engineering architecture.

Turing is the "architect" and "philosopher": he drew the blueprint,

theoretically proved that "skyscrapers (general-purpose computers) can be built," and defined the functions of the building.

von Neumann is the "chief engineer": he designed the specific construction plan (stored-program architecture),

stipulated how the building should be built with reinforced concrete, how water pipes and wires should run, and made the skyscrapers truly rise from the ground.

Turing invented computer science, and von Neumann invented modern computers;

both are indispensable and together constitute the cornerstone of the digital world.

Another ancestor of computers, von Neumann, did not turn into 0 or 1 like Ancestor Turing; he was male and loved women.

But I don't know if it was the price of obtaining extreme computing power and wisdom,

his hairline was like a grassland eaten by goats, constantly receding.

In short, he became stronger, but he also became bald.

The origin of extraordinary paths always affects later comers, just as the origins of witches and hunters have their own biases.

Ancestors Turing and von Neumann also constantly influenced their subsequent disciples—programmers.

Every time programmers pray for the program not to have bugs, they are making a deal with the two ancestors.

If Ancestor von Neumann responds, your hairline will constantly recede.

And if Ancestor Turing responds to you, then congratulations, you will automatically unlock cross-dressing and slowly become a "trap"...

There is no third choice, because the computer world only has 1 and 0.

Of course, if both ancestors respond at the same time, then congratulations,

you will become a bald, cross-dressing trap wearing a wig.

However, Zhang Jie also knew a path that could bypass the Sequence 0 and Sequence 1 heroes:

finding an adjacent path to transfer paths at Sequence 1 can bypass the influence of high sequences.

To put it popularly, it's changing majors.

Doctor-patient little story:

Doctor: May I ask what is uncomfortable?

Patient: The entrance to my butt is a little painful.

Doctor:?? Wait a minute, where did you say?

Patient: Just at the entrance of the *bigu* (butt), I accidentally... last night...

Doctor: I have to remind you, that is the exit.

If you think it is the entrance, then it will always be painful.

Patient:...

Well, this is professionalism!

What makes me shed tears is not just the wine from last night... (a burst of intense music sounds)

"I am a part-time programmer, so I shouldn't suffer from the trouble of hair loss, right?"

Zhang Jie thought uncertainly in his heart.

His main profession in this world is a Qi-refiner, and the Zhang Jies of other worlds are also martial artists,

emperors, and Devil Fruit users; none of them majored in computers, and programming is just his part-time job.

Ancestor von Neumann shouldn't be so broad-minded, right?

He is just a temporary worker.

However, just in case, Zhang Jie decided to use True Qi to take good care of his jet-black and thick hair in the future,

and never wear plaid shirts again (if the standard equipment of the Turing school is cross-dressing,

then the life-bound items of the von Neumann school programmers are plaid shirts and wigs).

As for whether he will be watched by Ancestor Turing and become a disciple of the Turing school?

No need to worry about this; Zhang Jie is incomparably certain that he is male and loves women.

Although he is still a herbivore man without a girlfriend in this life, the Zhang Jies of other worlds,

such as Yitian Zhang Jie, Tianlong Zhang Jie, and Shuihu Zhang Jie, are singing and dancing every night.

But this can't be blamed on them; who let the worlds they are in be low-martial worlds?

Martial arts cultivation is difficult to advance, and they are invincible in the world,

giving them plenty of time and energy to spend on pleasure.

Yitian, Tianlong, Shuihu Zhang Jie: We have worked so hard for so many years, can't we enjoy ourselves?

Continue the music, continue the dance!

Zhang Jie also had no thoughts about their slight indulgence:

Before the Shared Space came, I was suffering; after the Shared Space came,

I am still suffering, then wasn't this golden finger for nothing?

Of course, the several Zhang Jies are not doing nothing but enjoying themselves; their respective main jobs are still very dutiful.

Shuihu Zhang Jie has already conquered the island nation externally, and also sent Ruan Xiao Wu to the Western Ocean,

preparing to find the French who had severe shoulder joint wear and tear hundreds of years earlier to dig the Suez Canal;

internally, he vigorously developed industry and improved people's livelihood, and Great Gan ran from the steam age into the internal combustion engine age.

Great Ming Zhang Jie has already chased the remnants to the north, and he ordered Yuan Shundi to be sent on his way by Wang Baobao with a bowstring at Lake Buyur.

Although there was no Mongol wrapping the last Caliph in a blanket and trampling him into a two-dimensional figure with horses,

but having the same death method as the last emperor of the Han family, Emperor Yongli Zhu Youlang, is already considered very respectful to him.

Of course, if he dared to learn from Wu Sangui and have some rebellion, Zhang Jie would give him a slap.

Well, just a light slap that could slap a King-level monster to death.

Tianlong Zhang Jie was slower, but he had already persuaded Duan Yu to surrender the land and unify the world,

and other places like Western Xia and Great Liao naturally could not be exceptions.

As for why Tianlong Zhang Jie, who was the leader of the martial arts alliance, started to unify the world?

This is not because Tianlong Zhang Jie planned to go to *Wind and Cloud*, where the ruler of the dynasty is not called emperor,

but is called "Martial Arts Supreme"; the martial arts level of the Tianlong world cannot reach that;

it is really because the weak Song is too dragging and there are too many insects; how can one manage China with such insects?

In the end, Tianlong Zhang Jie could not bear it anymore, could not watch it anymore,

and went directly to Tokyo (Bianliang) to discuss with the Song Emperor, letting him learn from Yao and Shun, abdicate and yield the throne.

In general, because of the Zhang Jies, the three worlds,

although they have not yet reached the level of modern life and development, are undoubtedly developing in a good direction.

"Cultivate, cultivate."

Zhang Jie withdrew the thoughts and memories in his mind, sat cross-legged,

placed his hands naturally on his knees, palms facing up, presenting a five-hearts-to-heaven posture, and began his daily required homework.

Wisps of heaven and earth Qi were attracted by Zhang Jie, passed through his extraordinary meridians,

and were finally refined into liquid and gathered into the *dantian*, which was like a vast ocean. ===== CHAPTER 573 =====

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