[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-my-cheat-skill-is-m":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-my-cheat-skill-is-m-simultaneously-transmigrated-my-cheat-skill-is-m-chapter-572":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: My Cheat Skill Is Myself",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2315827,4528,"Chapter 572: The Programmer","simultaneously-transmigrated-my-cheat-skill-is-m-chapter-572",572,"\u003Cp>If Turing Ancestor endowed computers with a “soul” (computational theory and logic),\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>then the other Ancestor, von Neumann, endowed computers with a “body” (physical architecture and implementation).\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before him, a computer’s “program” and “data” were often separate,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>requiring programming through plugging and unplugging cables—extremely tedious and inconvenient.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Von Neumann first proposed the concept of “stored program,”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>meaning instructions (programs) and data are stored together in the same memory.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He established the five fundamental components of modern computers:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>arithmetic unit, control unit, memory, input device, output device.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even into the 21st century, the underlying hardware logic of everyone’s phones and\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>computers still follows this architecture.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Without von Neumann, computers might still have been massive,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>hard-to-program, single-function monsters of vacuum tubes—he was the founder of modern computer engineering architecture.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Turing was the “architect” and “philosopher”: he drew the blueprint,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>proved theoretically that the “skyscraper (general-purpose computer)” could be built, and defined its function.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Von Neumann was the “chief engineer”: he designed the specific construction plan (stored-program architecture),\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>specified how to build the skyscraper with steel and concrete, how to route pipes and wires, making the skyscraper rise from the ground.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Turing invented computer science, while von Neumann invented the modern computer,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>both indispensable, together forming the foundation of the digital world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The other Ancestor of computers, von Neumann, did not turn into 0 or 1 like Turing Ancestor—he was male, fond of women.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But perhaps as the price of attaining ultimate computational power and wisdom,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>his hairline resembled a grassland devoured by goats, constantly receding.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In short, he grew stronger, yet went bald.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The primordial influence of an extraordinary path always affects later followers, just as the primordial biases of witches and hunters differ.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Turing and von Neumann, these two Ancestors, continuously influence their subsequent disciples—programmers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Every time programmers pray their code won’t have bugs, they are making a pact with these two Ancestors.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If von Neumann Ancestor responds, your hairline will keep receding.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But if Turing Ancestor responds, congratulations—you will automatically unlock cross-dressing and slowly become a boy-girl…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There is no third option, because the world of computers is only 1 and 0.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, if both Ancestors respond at once, congratulations,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>you will become a bald, wig-wearing, cross-dressing boy-girl.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Zhang Jie also knew a way to bypass the Sequence-0 and Sequence-1 heroes:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>seek an adjacent path and switch paths when at Sequence One, thus evading high-sequence influence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In plain terms, that means changing your major.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A brief medical anecdote:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doctor: What discomfort are you experiencing?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Patient: There’s a bit of pain at the entrance of my buttocks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doctor: ?? Wait, where exactly did you say?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Patient: The entrance of fasting—that’s where, I accidentally…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doctor: I must remind you, that’s the exit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If you think it’s an entrance, it will keep hurting.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Patient: …\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>See? That’s professionalism!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What made me shed tears wasn’t just last night’s wine… (a powerful melody begins)\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>………\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m just a part-time programmer—surely I won’t suffer from hair loss, right?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Jie thought uncertainly to himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His main profession in this world is a Qi-refiner; in other worlds, Zhang Jie was a martial artist,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>emperor, and Devil Fruit user—all never specializing in computers, programming was merely his side job.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Surely von Neumann Ancestor wouldn’t be that thorough?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He’s just a temporary worker.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But to be safe, Zhang Jie decided he’d use true Qi to properly care for his thick, jet-black hair from now on,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and never wear plaid shirts again (if Turing School’s standard attire is cross-dressing,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>then von Neumann School programmers’ true calling is plaid shirts and wigs).\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for whether Turing Ancestor might notice him and make him a disciple of the Turing School?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No need to worry—Zhang Jie was utterly certain: he was male, fond of women.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though in this life he was still a herbivorous man without a girlfriend, in other worlds, Zhang Jie—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>like the Heaven’s Sword Zhang Jie, the Dragon Zhang Jie, and the Water Margin Zhang Jie—were enjoying nightly revelry.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But it wasn’t their fault; after all, the worlds they lived in were low-cultivation realms.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With martial cultivation hard to advance further and themselves invincible under heaven,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>they had ample time and energy to devote to pleasure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Heaven’s Sword Zhang Jie, Dragon Zhang Jie, Water Margin Zhang Jie: After all these years of hard work, can’t we enjoy ourselves?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Keep playing music! Keep dancing!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Jie had no judgment toward their slight indulgence:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before the Shared Space came, I suffered; after the Shared Space came,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I still suffered—wasn’t that a wasted divine gift?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, the several Zhang Jies weren’t idle pleasure-seekers—they still fulfilled their primary duties diligently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Water Margin Zhang Jie had already conquered the island nation and sent Ruan Xiao Wu overseas,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>preparing to find the Egyptians and force the French, whose shoulder joints were already severely worn, to dig the Suez Canal centuries early;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>domestically, he vigorously developed industry and improved people’s livelihood, propelling Great Gan from the steam age straight into the internal combustion age.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ming Dynasty Zhang Jie had already chased down the fleeing and pursued the defeated; Emperor Shun of Yuan was ordered by him to be sent on his way by Wang Bao Bao using a bowstring at Fishinger Sea.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though he didn’t wrap the last Caliph in a carpet and trample him into a 2D image like the Mongols,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>dying the same way as the last Han emperor, Zhu Youlang of Yongli, was already more than generous.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, if he dared learn from Wu Sangui and rebel, Zhang Jie would slap him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hmm, just a gentle slap—one that could crush a King-level monster.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dragon Zhang Jie was slower, but he had already convinced Duan Yu to surrender his territory and unify the realm,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and naturally, other former Chinese lands like Western Xia and Liao couldn’t be exceptions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for why Dragon Zhang Jie, who was doing fine as Martial Arts Alliance Leader, suddenly began unifying the realm?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It wasn’t because Dragon Zhang Jie intended to evolve toward the Wind and Cloud world, where rulers weren’t called emperors\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>but “Supreme Martial Sovereign”—the martial level of the Dragon world simply wasn’t high enough;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>it was simply that the Song Dynasty was pathetically weak, swarming with vermin, and how could one build China alongside such vermin?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Eventually, Dragon Zhang Jie could no longer bear it,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>went straight to Dongjing (Bianliang), discussed matters with the Song Emperor, and made him learn from Yao and Shun, abdicating in favor of a worthy successor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Overall, in these three worlds, thanks to the Zhang Jies,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>though they hadn’t yet reached modern levels of life and development, they were undoubtedly moving in a better direction.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>………\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Cultivate, cultivate.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Jie drew back all those random thoughts and memories into his heart, sat cross-legged,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>placed his hands naturally on his knees, palms upward, assuming the Five Points Toward Heaven posture, beginning his daily practice.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Streams of heavenly Qi were drawn to Zhang Jie, flowing through his Eight Extraordinary Meridians,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>finally refined into liquid and converging into his dantian, vast as an ocean.\u003C\u002Fp>",1173,"2026-06-20T14:22:37.780Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","18910c8196e9c2fd8399ada7083fc1a0cffbde17edd7af7280c08ed6926f27f2","simultaneously-transmigrated-my-cheat-skill-is-m-chapter-573","simultaneously-transmigrated-my-cheat-skill-is-m-chapter-571",601,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-my-cheat-skill-is-m-cover.jpg"]