Chapter 594

"GG Boom~"

"My name is Peppa, and I have a younger brother named George..."

While Zhang Jie and the others were discussing Quansheng, the sound of a cartoon reached their ears.

"Sister Bao'er, what are you watching?"

Zhang Chulan looked curiously in the direction the sound was coming from.

There, Feng Baobao was sitting carelessly on a stone stool, holding two mobile phones in her hands.

"Here."

Feng Baobao raised the phones, showing the images inside to Zhang Jie and the others.

On one phone screen was an anthropomorphic little pig wearing a red tight-fitting suit,

still licking a round, colorful lollipop.

On the other phone screen was a pink little pig whose head looked like a revolver.

They were none other than two classic childhood cartoons, GG Bond and Peppa Pig.

Don't be surprised that there are such cartoons in the extraordinary world.

As a world created by Teacher Mi Er based on that Water Blue Star, there are not only Peppa Pig and GG Bond here,

but also classic cartoons like Tom and Jerry, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, and Boonie Bears.

Even the three major migrant worker cartoons, Naruto, Bleach, and One Piece, exist.

The pity is that the timeline of the extraordinary world is later than that of Water Blue Star,

so Zhang Jie cannot watch One Piece in Under One Person to provide the Pirate Zhang Jie with the super-future vision of a high-dimensional observer.

Looking at Peppa Pig and GG Bond playing on the phone screens, Zhang Chulan was even more confused:

"Sister Bao'er, why are you watching two cartoons at the same time?"

Feng Baobao is innocent and naive, with a heart of a child; the dust of all memories cannot stain her soul.

As such, he understood very well why she loved watching children's cartoons like Peppa Pig and GG Bond.

But watching two cartoons whose styles didn't match at all at the same time left him very bewildered.

Only Xu San frowned, as if he had thought of something bad.

"Hmm, I'm wondering, between GG Bond and Peppa Pig, which one tastes better?"

Feng Baobao didn't hide anything and directly stated the reason why she was watching the two cartoons.

As she spoke, she even frowned slightly, truly troubled by this question.

"Uh..."

For this whimsical and boundless question, Zhang Chulan was floored.

"This is Bao'er's style; you'll get used to it."

Xu San patted Zhang Chulan on the shoulder.

After so many years, he had already gotten used to it.

Zhang Jie's mouth also twitched; if other children could ask this question,

then even Satan would have insisted on playing house with them when he was a child.

But the one who asked this question was Sister Bao'er.

She has a certain amount of common sense and social cognition, but not that much;

she was probably truly comparing in her heart which one, GG Bond or Peppa Pig, had better-tasting pork.

This reminded Zhang Jie of a picture that seemed to be a prank:

A label on a box of minced pork in a supermarket read "Peppa Pig Puzzle Toy."

Thinking about it, Zhang Jie's wicked sense of humor also came up, and he began to analyze seriously:

"Logically speaking, it's clear at a glance whose taste is better between a Guangdong mountain-running pig and a British farm-raised pig,

especially since Britain doesn't have the habit of castrating pigs; Peppa must have a very strong odor.

But this little fat pig, GG Bond, isn't much better. Although his name is GG Bond,

his GG didn't explode at all; looking at Princess Phoebe, he's not pure, with all sorts of wild thoughts;

at a glance, he hasn't been castrated either, and he might even be playing Valorant every night.

So his meat quality must also be extremely pungent,

and if you really eat it, you'd have to use a lot of star anise, cinnamon, and other spices to suppress it.

So we have to exclude this premise before we can further discuss the meat quality and taste of the two pigs."

Zhang Chulan and Xu San both stared dumbfounded at Zhang Jie, who was talking eloquently,

and that expression can be referenced to the meme of the Landlord in Kung Fu Hustle: "Ah Zhen, are you serious?"

"Ah Jie, your analysis makes so much sense."

Feng Baobao's eyes were full of admiration.

She then asked: "Then do you think they are suitable for eating?"

"Actually, I personally suggest not eating either of them."

Zhang Jie continued to analyze: "In terms of taste, GG Bond is an authentic Guangdong mountain-running pig,

and since he practices martial arts all year round, the meat should be firm and have a good balance of fat and lean;

but this pig likes to eat stimulant lollipops whenever he has nothing to do; he's a hormone pig, full of high technology;

if Mendeleev took a bite, the first edition of the periodic table would have two more pages;

even if the taste is good, it wouldn't pass food safety inspections.

And Peppa is even worse; not to mention rolling in mud pits all year round, she also looks like a revolver,

a pink hair dryer; at a glance, she's a product of genetic mutation.

She gets sick every few days, especially with red spots on her body,

a typical symptom of swine fever; even Nurgle would have to say a word about the bacilli born from the stomach.

You don't even need to eat it; if you throw it into the East African Rift Valley, I'd think it was buried too shallowly.

Both pigs are like a smiling tiger and a two-headed black shark; neither is fit for the table.

If you made it into a dish for Goujian to eat, he probably wouldn't want to take revenge anymore and would directly reconcile with his past self.

Looking at the benefits, GG Bond passed the English CET-6; this pig brain must be very nourishing;

especially since he's dressed like a ham sausage, which makes people very appetizing.

Plus, GG Bond eats hormone lollipops all year round, full of Nine Dragon technology, especially suitable for bodybuilding enthusiasts;

after eating it, your head will become pointed on the spot, and you'll ascend to the steroid planet, bringing bad news to the bodybuilding circle.

And GG Bond is also a martial arts master and a summoner of the Five Spirit King;

if you explode him, you might even be able to drop a few legendary pieces of equipment.

On the other hand, Peppa, let alone saving the world, looking at her appearance, she'd struggle just to go downstairs to pick up a package; eating her, I'm afraid it would affect my IQ."

"If you had to choose one?"

Zhang Chulan was also led astray and chose to join the topic.

"If I had to choose one..."

Zhang Jie pondered for a while:

"Peppa Pig's family doesn't do any dietary planning at all, eating cakes and pasta every day; they are pure swill pigs,

full of bacteria, no wonder Peppa gets sick every three days.

But GG Bond only eats lollipops, with a single source of feed, and can be marinated in advance; you don't even need to add extra sugar when making red-braised pork.

Especially since he maintains high-intensity exercise; in the morning, GG Bond goes out wearing carbon-plate shoes,

and when he comes back at night, the carbon plates can be stepped into diamonds; with this amount of exercise, the meat quality definitely can't be bad.

So if I had to choose one, GG Bond wins over Peppa Pig."

"Oh, so GG Bond's taste is better!"

Having solved the question that had been in her heart for many years, Feng Baobao's eyes shone.

Zhang Chulan was also thoughtful: "Listening to this, GG Bond seems pretty good?"

"Sigh..."

Xu San looked at the loose practitioners who were completely addicted to this boundless topic and covered his face with a sigh.

Because he was too normal, he was always out of place.

"What's going on?"

At this moment, Xu Si, who had gone to the outskirts to investigate, walked in, puffing on the cigarette that never left his mouth.

As soon as he came in, he saw Xu San sighing and looking miserable.

And Zhang Jie and the other two were huddled together, discussing something heatedly.

"It's like this..."

Xu San told Xu Si what the three were discussing.

"Uh..."

Xu Si also fell into silence.

Silence, ah, silence, ah.

Silence is the two Xu brothers today.