[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-simultaneously-transmigrated-my-cheat-skill-is-m":3,"chapter-simultaneously-transmigrated-my-cheat-skill-is-m-simultaneously-transmigrated-my-cheat-skill-is-m-chapter-594":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Simultaneously Transmigrated: My Cheat Skill Is Myself",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2315849,4528,"Chapter 594","simultaneously-transmigrated-my-cheat-skill-is-m-chapter-594",594,"\u003Cp>\"GG Boom~\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m Peppa, and I have a little brother named George…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As Zhang Jie and the others discussed the Quanxing, a cartoon soundtrack drifted into their ears.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Bao’er-jie, what are you watching?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Chulan turned curiously toward the source of the sound.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There, Feng Baobao sat lazily on a stone bench, holding two smartphones in her hands.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Here.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Feng Baobao raised her phones, displaying the screens to Zhang Jie and the others.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On one phone screen was a humanoid pig wearing a red bodysuit,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>licking a round, rainbow-colored lollipop.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the other phone screen was a pink pig whose head resembled a revolver.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was unmistakably two classic childhood cartoons: Piggy Xia  and Peppa Pig.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Don’t be surprised that such cartoons still exist in the One Person World.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As a world created by Master Mi Er based on the blue planet, this place has not only Peppa Pig and Piggy Xia ,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>but also Tom and Jerry, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, Boonie Bears, and other classic animations.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even the Big Three Shonen Jump series are here.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Unfortunately, the timeline of the One Person World comes after the blue planet,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>so Zhang Jie cannot watch One Piece in the One Person Under World to grant Pirate Zhang Jie a hyper-future observer’s perspective.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching Peppa Pig and Piggy Xia  playing on the phone screens, Zhang Chulan grew even more confused:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Bao’er-jie, why are you watching two cartoons at once?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Feng Baobao was innocent and childlike, her soul untouched by the dust of memory,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>so she enjoying children’s cartoons like Peppa Pig and Piggy Xia  was perfectly understandable to him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But watching two shows with completely opposite styles at the same time? That left him utterly baffled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only Xu San furrowed his brow, as if he’d just thought of something unpleasant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hmm, I’m wondering which one tastes better—Piggy Xia  or Peppa Pig?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Feng Baobao revealed her reason for watching both cartoons without any concealment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As she spoke, she slightly frowned, genuinely troubled by the question.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Uh…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Chulan was utterly dumbfounded by this wildly absurd, off-the-wall question.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is just Baby’s style—you’ll get used to it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu San patted Zhang Chulan on the shoulder.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all these years, he was already accustomed to it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Jie’s lips twitched—if any other child had asked this question,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>even Satan as a kid would have begged to play house with him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the one asking this question was Bao’er-jie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She had some basic life knowledge and social awareness, yet not enough of either;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>she genuinely must have compared in her mind which pig—Piggy Xia  or Peppa Pig—had better pork flavor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This reminded Zhang Jie of a certain seemingly satirical image:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>a box of minced pork in a supermarket labeled “Peppa Pig Puzzle Toy.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he thought about it, Zhang Jie’s mischievous streak surfaced—he began analyzing seriously:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Logically speaking, Guangdong free-range pigs versus British farmed pigs—who tastes better?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s obvious, especially since the British don’t have the habit of castrating pigs; Peppa’s meat must be full of old flavor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Piggy Xia  isn’t any better—he’s a fat little pig whose name is ‘GG Bao ,’\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>yet GG never actually exploded; he just stares at Princess Feifei with impure thoughts, fantasizing endlessly;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he clearly hasn’t been castrated either—he probably performs the Fearless Covenant every night.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So his meat must be extremely pungent,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and you’d need a ton of star anise, cinnamon, and other strong spices just to mask the taste.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So we must first rule out this premise before further discussing the flavor of these two pigs.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Chulan and Xu San stared at Zhang Jie in stunned silence,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>their expressions mirroring the “Ah-Zhen, are you serious?” meme from Kung Fu Hustle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ah-Jie, your analysis makes perfect sense.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Feng Baobao’s eyes sparkled with admiration.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She asked next: “So do you think they’re edible?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Personally, I recommend eating neither.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Jie continued: “In terms of texture, Piggy Xia  is authentic Guangdong free-range pork,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and he’s trained in martial arts daily—his meat should be firm and well-marbled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But this pig loves eating stimulant lollipops all the time—he’s a hormone pig, saturated with high-tech.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If Mendeleev took a bite, the original periodic table would gain two extra pages.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if the taste were excellent, it’d fail every food safety inspection.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And Peppa? She’s even worse—rolling in mud pits daily, looking like a revolver,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>a pink hairdryer—clearly a genetic mutation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She gets sick every few days, especially with red spots on her skin—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>classic symptoms of swine fever; even Naga would say, ‘Bacteria grow from the stomach.’\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No need to eat them—dump them in the East African Rift, and I’d still think the grave’s too shallow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Both pigs are a pair of smiling tigers and two black horned sharks—neither is fit for the table.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If Goujian took one bite, he’d probably give up revenge entirely and reconcile with his past self.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for benefits, Piggy Xia  passed English Level 6—his brain must be packed with nutrients;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>especially since he wears a costume like a sausage, making him look delicious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Plus, Piggy Xia  eats hormone lollipops constantly—his whole body is infused with Nine Dragon Tech, perfect for bodybuilders;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>after eating him, you’d instantly develop a pointed head and ascend to the Steroid Planet, sending shockwaves through the bodybuilding world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And Piggy Xia  is a martial arts master and summoner of the Five Spirit Kings;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>if you kill him, you might even drop a few legendary items.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In contrast, Peppa? She can’t even save the world—she struggles just to walk downstairs to fetch a package. Eating her? I’d fear it’d lower my IQ.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But if you absolutely had to choose one?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Chulan had been drawn in—he joined the topic.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If I absolutely had to choose one…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Jie paused, thinking:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Peppa Pig’s family never plans meals—they eat cake and pasta every day, pure garbage pigs,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>teeming with bacteria; no wonder Peppa gets sick every other day.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Piggy Xia  only eats lollipops—his diet is monotonous, yet he’s already marinated in flavor; you wouldn’t even need extra sugar for red-braised pork.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Plus, he maintains intense exercise—he wears carbon-soled shoes in the morning,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and by evening, those soles are crushed into diamonds; with that much activity, his meat quality can’t be bad.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So if I absolutely had to pick one, Piggy Xia  crushes Peppa Pig.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh, Piggy Xia  tastes better!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Feng Baobao’s eyes lit up—her long-standing question finally resolved.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Chulan also looked thoughtful: “So… GG Boom isn’t so bad after all?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Sigh…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu San covered his face and sighed, watching the three of them completely lost in this absurd topic.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was too normal, so he always felt out of place.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What’s going on?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Xu Si entered, smoking his ever-present cigarette, puffing clouds of smoke.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He walked in and immediately saw Xu San sighing, looking utterly miserable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, Zhang Jie and the other two huddled together, enthusiastically debating something.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s like this…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu San explained the topic of their conversation to Xu Si.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Uh…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Si fell silent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Silence, oh silence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Silence was the mood of the Xu brothers today.\u003C\u002Fp>",1182,"2026-06-20T14:22:37.780Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","2f32e731b02075e27989a7fce32ee292acd2cba2e62007e0faf84556f2873dae","simultaneously-transmigrated-my-cheat-skill-is-m-chapter-595","simultaneously-transmigrated-my-cheat-skill-is-m-chapter-593",601,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsimultaneously-transmigrated-my-cheat-skill-is-m-cover.jpg"]