Chapter 61: It's All Song Huizong's Fault!

"Isn't this the original text written by Mr. Shi Nai'an!"

Heaven-Dependent Zhang Jie spread his hands, indicating that he wasn't bragging.

"Brothers, don't argue; why don't I go take a look and find out?"

Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie pacified the two who were about to argue.

The two also stepped down the slope and skipped the matter.

"This Song Jiang, when an official, he colludes with bandits; when a bandit, he colludes with officials;

if placed in the War of Resistance, he would be a big traitor inside and out."

Heaven-Tian Tian Long Zhang Jie felt his teeth itch when he thought of Song Jiang's actions.

"To put it plainly, Song Jiang just looks down on bandits and looks up to the officials.

He has expressed many times that he doesn't want to be a grass-bandit, and changing the Gathering Hall to the Loyalty Hall is proof of this.

In his hands, the amnesty of Liang Shan was also an inevitable matter.

Also, if he hadn't accidentally killed Yan Poxi, he wouldn't have become a bandit."

Heaven-Dependent Zhang Jie analyzed while stroking his chin.

"Fang La was right; Song Jiang dyed his official robe red with the blood of his brothers!

The good thing about Water Margin is that Liang Shan surrendered in the end, letting people see the end of surrender.

In five thousand years of history, apart from Liang Shan, there has been no one else who surrendered after winning,

and on this point, Song Jiang is truly heaven-defying to the point of being hard to evaluate."

Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie also said with great emotion.

When Fang La had a talk with Song Jiang, he denounced him: "For the sake of your own official position,

you dragged all the brothers of Liang Shan to accompany you, causing the deaths of so many brothers.

You dyed your official robe red with their blood; do you really talk about loyalty?

The imperial court is corrupt and incompetent; why are you still willing to be a dog for the imperial court, and are you worthy of your brothers?"

Who would have thought that Song Jiang, who dared to write "Dare to laugh at Huang Chao for not being a man,"

was actually a slave with a higher butt than anyone else.

This is the reason why he never thought about becoming a bandit at Liang Shan before his golden finger arrived:

Rather than being a dog for half a day and then being poisoned to death, it's better to be as vigorous as Fang La.

"Haha, no wonder people say that people from Shandong love the system deeply.

Look, in the Great Song, there was a Shandong man who sold 107 brothers and sisters for the sake of the system."

Seeing that Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie's words were tending to enter deep waters,

Heaven-Tian Tian Long Zhang Jie hurriedly changed the subject to avoid attracting the Crab God.

"Hehe, Huang Chao says everyone is from Shandong, why is the gap so big?

When Song Jiang was still struggling to pursue the system, Huang Chao created the system himself.

Of course, because the system was limited, it was only natural that he physically transcended those who already had a system."

Heaven-Dependent Zhang Jie laughed hehe.

A Huang Chao let everyone see the madness of people from Shandong who couldn't pursue the system.

"No way, the system of the Great Song is too hard to pass."

Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie, who had just finished the provincial examination, said with great feeling.

The imperial examination of the Great Song is too competitive, it can be called thousands of troops crossing a single-plank bridge, and it's the kind where you either succeed or die.

Hundreds of thousands or millions of scholars are all counting on the one hundred, or even dozens of spots in the triennial metropolitan examination.

If it weren't for his benign mental change after transmigrating, and his greatly increased memory,

almost photographic, he would have given up on the imperial examination long ago.

Just like the academic gods who can stand out among nearly ten million candidates in the 21st century,

being able to pass the imperial examination in the Song Dynasty is a god in the eyes of ordinary people.

"Hehe, before transmigrating, we had an idea: when we have money, we will remake Water Margin,

and in the first episode, we will stab Song Jiang to death, and the remaining 107 episodes will all be about Pan Jinlian.

Now that Pan Jinlian is in hand, when are you going to kill Song Jiang?"

Heaven-Dependent Zhang Jie asked Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie with a smile.

Heaven-Tian Tian Long Zhang Jie also had a mysterious smile on his face upon hearing this:

Pan Jinlian is worthy of being a widely circulated great beauty; the taste is really good.

To use the words of the combat ceiling "Add-Money Brother" in "Brotherhood of Blades," it is very run~

"Hmm, as for Song Jiang, let's wait until I go to Yuncheng County and see him for real."

Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie thought for a while and replied.

The Great Man said it well, without investigation, there is no right to speak.

"That's fine; killing without teaching is not the style of our Zhang Jie."

Heaven-Dependent Zhang Jie nodded in agreement with Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie's idea.

"Actually, this is all Song Huizong's fault!

If he had governed the Great Song well, these two groups of people wouldn't have fought.

The Jin people wouldn't have fought to the Central Plains and taken him and his son away, causing the Jingkang Shame."

Heaven-Tian Tian Long Zhang Jie directly attributed the faults of Song Jiang and Fang La to Song Huizong.

"That makes sense."

Heaven-Dependent Zhang Jie and Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie nodded in agreement.

Although the reasons for the Jingkang Shame mentioned in history books are mostly caused by treacherous officials led by Cai Jing,

Tongguan, and Gao Qiu.

Saying they harmed the country and the people, extorted taxes, and deceived their superiors.

But the reason for all this is that Song Huizong indulged them intentionally;

without his promotion, could Cai Jing and Gao Qiu have ascended to the high positions of Prime Minister and Taiwei?

Without his support, where could Gao Qiu and the others have withstood the pressure of the hundred officials in the outer court?

It can only be said that Song Huizong and Gao Qiu and Cai Jing were birds of a feather, colluding with each other.

"Speaking of which, Prince Duan stole a house for a lifetime, and as a result, his own house was stolen."

Ending the talk about Song Jiang, Heaven-Dependent Zhang Jie thought of Heaven-Tian Tian Long Zhang Jie plotting against Duan Yanqing, and couldn't help but laugh.

Duan Zhengchun successively stole the house of Zhong Wanchou of Wanjie Valley (Gan Baobao),

the house of the Beggar Sect Deputy Leader Ma Dayuan (Madam Ma),

the house of Murong Fu's uncle, Old Master Wang (Wang Yuyan's mother, Madam Wang),

and in the end, his own house was stolen by Duan Yanqing.

"Haha, and his house went out to deliver itself.

This guy is affectionate everywhere, and his wife also wears a green hat for him.

I can only say that those who green others will always be greened."

Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie grinned and laughed.

"Prince Duan is just like Brother Fangshi Long, committing the mistake that every man will make.

Old Duan belongs to intermittent devotion; whoever comes is devoted, and if they don't come, he isn't."

Heaven-Tian Tian Long Zhang Jie, who was determined to learn from Prince Duan, defended him.

Duan Zhengchun: I am just devoted to every girl, what's wrong with that?

"Full of love words when meeting, dying to live, and 'acquaintance' when not seeing;

the old guy even goes to die for love; it's hard to collapse."

Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie shook his head; he found it difficult to completely analyze Duan Zhengchun's behavioral pattern.

"So, you say he is fickle, but he is truly in love when meeting.

You say it's true love, but he can be separated for ten or twenty years without seeing each other.

Pure love harem, it's really a very abstract term."

Heaven-Dependent Zhang Jie covered his face and complained.

"You guys say, can this One-Yang Finger also..."

At this time, a mysterious smile appeared on Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie's face.

Prince Duan Zhengchun is romantic and lustful, with first-class means for women,

with the charming Madam Ma, Kang Min, the savage girlfriend-type Madam Wang, A-Luo,

the clever and cute Ruan Xingzhu, the resolute and arrogant Qin Hongmian, and the little family-jade-type Zhong Baobao.

And what's great about Duan Zhengchun is not that he has many lovers, but that these lovers, except for Madam Ma,

all remained devoted to him for more than ten years and all wanted to be with him.

With so many beauties of all shapes and sizes still unable to let go of him after many years,

Prince Duan probably has the skills of the Wheel King, Lao Ai.

The book didn't mention that Prince Duan was gifted, so his ability probably came from his martial arts.

In this way, the One-Yang Finger passed down by the Duan family of Dali is very suspicious.

"You have to think, a person only has five fingers on one hand,

but has to practice."

A mysterious smile also hung on Heaven-Dependent Zhang Jie's face.

Prince Duan's One-Yang Finger is probably a hundred times stronger than Kato-kun's~

Duan Zhengchun's "One-Yang Finger," unique in the Wu Lin, who doesn't submit?

Duan Zhengchun is handsome, has good martial arts, is a prince,

can say love words, can flirt with girls, and the best, the best thing is the One-Yang Finger~

"Hehe, this last sword of the six swords is probably below, but if practiced well, it can only give birth to daughters."

Heaven-Tian Tian Long Zhang Jie thought of Prince Duan's terrifying charm,

and the children who were all daughters, so he made a bold guess.

"It is said that the Five-Luo Light Smoke Palm is the peerless martial art developed by Prince Duan to pick up girls,

specifically for taking off clothes and turning off lights." Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie said a little gossip. ===== CHAPTER 62 =====