Chapter 348: Door‑to‑Door Massage, We

Ah, finally we've taken care of a big matter!

Honestly, I have to say, this Regiment Commander Wang is really good, and his personality is straightforward!

Later, the other detachments are there suffering miserably, while we just put on our new clothes and new shoes; no, later I'll have to take a photo on purpose to tease those guys and make them jealous, right?

Zou Bin and Deputy Political Commissioner Xu were chatting and laughing here, their faces smiling like flowers.

The process went even smoother than they expected; there was absolutely no need to find anyone for a guarantee.

As for Old Lu, ten people came in, following the unit for a few days of training; it's not a big deal.

Just more people, more pairs of chopsticks, ten more people, ten more pairs of chopsticks; considering the new shoes, none of that matters.

Commander!

Lu Yang, with Ding Tengfei, approached Zou Bin and the other, saluted, and said: "Could you arrange our unit and dormitory, please?"

Zou was momentarily stunned; he had been thinking only about the new shoes and had temporarily forgotten about the kid.

In a moment, Deputy Political Commissioner Xu will take you there; all daily necessities are provided, no extra preparation needed.

But I must clarify in advance: this is a People's Armed Police detachment, not your Special Third Regiment; during training you must obey our command.

During the process, to avoid misunderstandings, you must wear our Armed Police shoulder and arm insignia; as for rank, it will still follow what you had with Old Lu.

Understood.

Seeing that Lu Yang was being honest and didn't cause any more trouble, Zou's mood improved considerably.

Deputy Political Commissioner Xu: "You two, follow me; I'll take you to the dormitory first."

The two immediately fell in behind, heading toward the dormitory.

The Armed Police system is actually much like the PLA.

The headquarters corresponds to the army, the detachment to a regiment, the brigade to a battalion, the company to a company, then platoon and squad.

Each unit also adopts a dual‑command system, with Instructor, Trainer, Political Commissar, all exactly the same as in the troops.

Even the surrounding barracks, the playground, and training equipment are almost all cut from the same mold.

This made Ding Tengfei feel no trace of a learning trip at all; it was more like going from one company to another for a visit.

Soon, Deputy Political Commissioner Xu led the two to a vacant empty dormitory, which contained ten bunk beds; the environment wasn't much different from the New Recruit Company's barracks, just a bit dirty.

It's getting dark; you can tidy up the hygiene first, so when the others arrive later they can move in directly; there's no training scheduled for tonight, and tomorrow you'll officially start training with the unit.

Alright, that's it; if anything comes up, go to the office building opposite and find me.

Yes, Deputy Political Commissioner Xu!

Lu Yang's address immediately provoked the other's displeasure.

I'm the Deputy Political Commissioner of the Third Detachment; don't call me the wrong title.

You're so outstanding, it's only a matter of time.

Hmph, a bootlicker!

Deputy Political Commissioner Xu turned his head to leave, a cheeky grin appearing on his face.

He also thought he was excellent; getting a promotion was a piece of cake.

After they left, Ding Tengfei shyly moved next to Lu Yang: "Brother Yang, I didn't expect you to be so comfortable here; had I known, I wouldn't have brought that up."

You won't blame me for speaking too fast, right?

Lu Yang patted his arm, smiled and shook his head: "Silly, how could I blame you? We're good brothers."

Phew, that's good, that's good.

I'll go get the tools; you open the window to ventilate.

Got it.

The two busied themselves briefly, and soon the dormitory was cleaned up.

Lu Yang returned to the tool room with mop and rag, and happened to run into the two guys who had earlier given him a foot massage.

Hey, what a coincidence?

Lu Yang greeted them proactively, but the two who heard his voice couldn't help but shiver.

In just half a day, the two had already been mentally broken by this kid.

They thought Lu Yang had been taken away by their leaders, yet he kept lingering like a ghost.

You, still not leaving?

I'm not leaving yet; your commander's enthusiastic persuasion makes me stay another half month. By the way, I still don't know what you two are called.

I'm Zhang Long, I'm Zhao Hu.

Ah, good names, really good names, just hearing them you can tell they're very combative.

Lu Yang went up, put his arms around the brothers' shoulders, and said seriously: "Here's the thing, I have a friend who heard you're good with your hands and wants you to give a massage. Don't worry, it won't be unpaid."

He said, after it's done, each gets a hundred, plus two packs of cigarettes.

The two stared angrily: "Did he really say that?"

Lu Yang nodded vigorously: "Want to earn this side money?"

Sure!

Where's the person?

Upstairs, the tenth‑class dormitory, surname Ding.

Got it!

At this moment, Ding Tengfei stood with his hands on his hips, blowing air by the window.

Inside, he was also looking forward to the next half month of study life.

He had long heard that the Armed Police's Black Dragon Eighteen Hands are fierce and ruthless, and he was very interested.

If he could learn even a single move, then in future exercises when he meets that guy named Lan Li, he'd be sure to give him a taste of his own medicine.

He heard footsteps behind him and thought it was Lu Yang returning.

But as soon as he turned around, his smile froze on his face.

"You...?"

"Did you order the door‑to‑door massage?"

"Huh? I—I didn't!"

"And you're f***ing classy, ordering two at once?"

"No, brother, maybe there's a misunderstanding, I—I didn't order a door‑to‑door massage, I also didn't ask for double grey?"

The two armed police slammed the door shut, clenching their fists and sneering as they advanced, causing Ding Tengfei to shrink in the corner, trembling.

"What are you going to do? Don't act rashly, I'll tell you, my brother is Lu Yang, he often kills people!"

"WTF, why are you taking off my shoes, I don't want my feet pinched, I don't want it, let me go, ahhh......"

Five minutes later, Lu Yang crept back.

But when he pushed the door open, the scene before him made him dumbfounded.

He saw Ding Tengfei lying at the head of the bed, a cigarette dangling from his mouth, a look of pure enjoyment on his face.

Then he watched him pull out several red tickets from the hidden pocket of his trousers and hand them to Zhang Long and Zhao Hu.

"Thanks for the trouble, take them."

"No trouble, no trouble, not at all."

"Next time, still come to us, we're professionals at massage."

After taking the money, the two grinned broadly.

When they left, they flaunted the tickets at Lu Yang, waving them.

It seemed they were saying, "Thanks, bro, next time we'll introduce you again."

Lu Yang racked his brain and still couldn't imagine that these two were so money‑greedy, truly loving cash!

Ding Tengfei, lying on the bed board with a satisfied grin, blew a puff of smoke at Lu Yang and laughed foolishly like a drunk: "Brother Lu, this is f***ing comfortable, no wonder you don't want to leave. If it were me, I wouldn't want to leave either!"

"If you ever want a massage again, tell me. I got a card with them: five massages, get one free."

Lu Yang slammed his chin onto the ground: "You can actually get a card?"

Ding Tengfei nodded with a smile: "They even give a fruit platter."

Lu Yang's mind felt like ten thousand alpacas galloping past.

Had he known these guys were so easy to bribe, so money‑greedy, why did he even run to the hospital back then?