Chapter 420: Crap, they

"Saren la, Saren la!"

Lu Yang's head was down, bound with tangled rope and hung upside‑down from a crooked‑neck tree.

Bai Yuan clenched a vine whip, exuding a scorching smell, staring fixedly at the wailing Lu Yang.

"I haven't pulled the trigger yet, why are you howling, and besides, who wants to kill you!?"

"Weren't you the one who just said you wanted to kill me?"

Lu Yang's gaze rotated a full 360 degrees with the hanging rope.

In front of him, Bai Yuan and Lao Mao appeared and disappeared like a revolving lantern.

Lao Mao snorted coldly: "Stop wasting words with him, beat him up! He just set foot on the island and dares to steal cigarettes, instant noodles, and even the leftover soup from my bowl, and you don't mind the mess?"

Lu Yang heard the accent at the end of his words, his eyes brightened: "Oh my god, brother, a northerner—where in the north?"

"You skinny calf, stop trying to get friendly with me!"

"Northeast, you can tell he's a Northeastern guy, Northeastern people are open and bright; besides, I wouldn't even pee on you, why are you picking a fight with me?"

Lu Yang instantly switched to a Northeastern accent, forcing camaraderie with Lao Mao: "When will the cycle of revenge end? Haven't the supplies arrived? Let's sit down, have some old snow, and chat?"

"I have brothers who are northerners, families that run martial arts schools... and restaurants, all very open!"

"Later he'll give you two bottles of protein powder, multivitamins; you look so sallow, you must be lacking nutrition!"

We need you, big man!

Lao Mao almost let this kid go off track!

He grabbed a branch and jabbed several times: "Get friendly, get friendly, get friendly!"

Lu Yang, being pricked on his tender flesh, like an upside‑down giant silkworm, screamed even louder: "Murder! Help! Someone!"

His few shouts immediately summoned the eleven trainees.

Xu Ce, Tu Hongwei, Jiang Dahai and others saw the scene, their faces full of bewilderment.

"What the heck is this?"

"Performance art?"

"What kind of trendy training method is this? I've never seen it."

Lao Mao was furious at Lu Yang's shameless, brazen behavior.

He plans to make these guys all get lost, no spectators allowed.

But Lu Yang seized the chance, telling everyone not to leave, to watch right here.

"Comrades, brothers, fellow soldiers, if they dare hit me, you all become witnesses."

"After training ends and we leave the island, you can boldly report; this clearly exceeds reasonable normal training limits."

"With so many of you jointly reporting the instructor's corporal punishment, each report will be spot on; the written checks are mild, but it could still lead to suspension and reflection."

"Think about how those two treated you earlier, think of all the grievances and hardships you've endured!"

Lu Yang's rally turned the eleven from hesitant to determined to stay and watch like onlookers.

Xu Ce, Tu Hongwei and a few others rubbed their chins, flashing a sly grin.

As if saying, if you two dare to act, we will jointly sue.

Any team is strictly prohibited from any form of beating or corporal punishment.

What we see now is pure personal emotion, clearly beyond normal training scope.

Lao Mao was furious, never expecting this kid to be so cunning and to mobilize the crowd against them.

Clearly he's mastered the "unity is strength" principle; the collective consciousness technique has reached consummation!

Still angry, he looked at Bai Yuan: "Squad leader, don't lose face, beat him, make his butt blossom!"

Bai Yuan's eye twitched: "Looks like you've coveted my squad leader position for a long time, just waiting for me to slip up?"

Seeing Bai Yuan didn't act, Lao Mao resorted to provocation: "Old Bai, why are you hesitating? Act! It's about time you got caught! You aren't really scared by his few words, are you? These kids wouldn't dare to sue!"

"No, you can tolerate this? Anyway, if I were drenched in urine, I couldn't stand it, I'd definitely beat him till he loses his teeth!"

WTF!

Everyone almost fell to their knees.

They never imagined that Number Twelve was tied up because he peed on the instructor's head.

They say you shouldn't touch a tiger's butt; even in dreams they wouldn't think of this, yet Lu Yang did it.

Know that Bai Yuan on the island represents absolute authority, his power is unfathomable; a single glance can make their legs go weak.

But now, Lu Yang skipped "touch the tiger's butt" and "pull the tiger's whiskers", and went straight to peeing on someone's head—this move is truly astonishing!

"Impressive, Brother Yang's nickname isn't empty, truly daring art!"

"I want to give him a salute, he did something I never imagined in my life!"

"So satisfying, really satisfying; I say look at Bai Yuan's head all wet and smelling burnt, that's his comeuppance!"

"That's called reciprocity; before he peed on us at the cliff, now it's his turn to suffer; why didn't he leave a pile of poop though?!"

Jiang Dahai raised his arm and shouted: "Brother Yang, we back you; if he dares to touch a single hair on you, we will send eleven complaint letters, they'll all land on the chief's desk!"

Xu Ce: "I happen to know a few publicity officers and political work friends; if he dares to touch you, I'll expose the matter!"

Tu Hongwei: "I can also go to my old unit and ask for help; I have a friend now in the Three‑Armed Military Police!"

A cold bead of sweat ran down Bai Yuan's forehead, instantly soaking him.

Shit, these guys are too united!

At that moment, he suddenly felt like he was lifting a stone to smash his own foot.

Not long ago, he worried about this team's lack of cohesion and selfishness; now they're twisted into one rope, even teaming up to swing at his face.

"Alright, alright, great!" Bai Yuan tossed the vine whip to Lao Mao, hands on hips, laughing: "Just as I expected, you passed my test again; no abandonment, no giving up, you truly did it!"

"Lao Mao, did you see? This is the result we wanted, I told you these kids could make it."

This play was performed perfectly; later we'll each get an extra chicken leg.

Lao Mao: "......"

Damn, why don't you be the team leader?

He's good at handling crises, his mind works quickly.

But the steps have been offered, he can't ruin the stage, so he can only cooperate by showing a sly, deep-smiling smile and also cooperate with slow applause.

"Don't abandon, don't give up; don't abandon, don't give up! You've already grasped the essence—very good, haha, very good, hahaha..."

"Hurry up, hurry up..."

Bai Yuan elbowed Lao Mao, and the two, feeling guilty, hurried away in a quick little run.