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Chapter 177: The Miserable Dead Fatty

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"Awoo, awoo, awoo!"

The Demon Dog let out an unhappy howl: "This master is currently sleeping; who is being so noisy, lacking eyes to see!"

It did not climb up, but opened one eye to glance at the big fatty, then immediately stood up with a *swish*: "Oh my!"

It looked at the big fatty as if it had seen a treasure: "Master, finally something with substance has arrived. Is this a grand feast you prepared for me while I was sleeping?"

"This thing has substance; eating it can improve my strength a little bit. I'll graciously accept!"

The big fatty was slightly stunned, then threw his head back and laughed: "Kid, are you trying to amuse me?"

"You are merely a kid at the Heart Movement Stage, keeping a mutt that can't even bite through stone, and you still want it to eat me?"

"Is it because you offended the Joyous Union Heaven Sect that you've been scared out of your wits?"

"I came to find you personally, which has already given you great face. You still want to play jokes on me? Do you think I won't use forceful measures against you?"

"Don't think that just because your aptitude is good and you are watched by many sects, you can do whatever you want."

"In our eyes, you are nothing but a tool, not worth mentioning!"

He could not sense any aura from the mutt; it was just a puppy as ordinary as could be.

This kid was actually using a mutt to scare him; if that wasn't trying to amuse him, what was it?

The puppy could speak, so it was just spiritually awakened.

The fatty pointed at the ground: "Kid, kneel down and kowtow to beg for mercy, and I will consider sparing you!"

"Otherwise, I will take action, strip you naked, tie you up, and whip you until you know what pain is!"

Lu Tianyu shook his head slightly: "You grew this whole body of fat in vain; your brain is not easy to use."

"Dead fatty, I will also give you one chance: kneel down and submit to me, acknowledge your position."

"Otherwise, I will take action to carve off the fat on your body and help you lose weight and sculpt your figure!"

"Puppy, go bite off a few chunks of his meat and let him sober up!"

He used the Heaven-Swallowing Cauldron to conceal the puppy's aura so that others could not see it, all to teach people a lesson by surprise.

This dead fatty could not tell and had fallen for it.

It was just that the dead fatty was unlucky to have encountered Lu Tianyu using the Heaven-Swallowing Cauldron to conceal the aura, causing even a cultivator at the Great Vehicle Stage to misjudge.

Awoo, awoo, awoo~

The Demon Dog became excited upon hearing this.

It immediately jumped down from Lu Tianyu's shoulder and circled the fatty happily.

"Help me lose weight and sculpt my figure!"

The fatty became furious upon hearing this, the rolls of fat on his face trembling violently: "I'll just stand here without moving and let your dog bite."

"If your dog can bite my meat, I will immediately acknowledge you as my master."

"But if you can't bite it, I will sit you under my buttocks until you can't bear it and are willing to be my person!"

He said this with great disdain.

"Good! You said it yourself."

Lu Tianyu chuckled: "If you go back on your word later, this whole body of meat of yours will belong to my puppy."

"Puppy, go!"

"Hahaha! You're killing me!"

The fatty stuck his buttocks out directly: "Come on, there's plenty of meat here, come and bite!"

"But I warn you, you are not allowed to bite my chrysanthemum or other places, otherwise I will slap you to death!"

Awoo—

The Demon Dog was extremely excited: "Good, good, good, watch this master swallow your buttocks in one bite!"

"Your obesity is caused by practicing some kind of technique; there is quite a bit of energy inside this fat of yours. Here I come!"

Saying this, it circled behind the dead fatty, licked its lips, opened its mouth, and slowly bit down.

Hearing the Demon Dog say that his condition was caused by practicing some kind of technique and that his meat was full of energy, the fatty's face changed immediately.

He realized that this puppy was likely not an ordinary puppy, but the kind that plays the pig to eat the tiger.

Seeing Lu Tianyu's eerie smile, he realized something was wrong.

He immediately channeled his energy into his buttocks, preparing to resist the Demon Dog's attack, and tried to dodge.

But even though he channeled energy to resist, how could he use his physical body to withstand the Demon Dog's sharp teeth?

It was already too late to dodge.

His defensive barrier was bitten through as if it were made of paper, and with a *squelch*, his entire buttock was bitten off.

"Ah—"

The big fatty let out a shrill scream; he touched his buttock and it was gone, with blood streaming down his back!

*Swish! *

He teleported away, fearing the Demon Dog would attack again.

He quickly took a bottle of medicinal pills from his Storage Ring, popped the stopper, and threw his head back to swallow them.

"Ah, ah, ah—"

He was in so much pain that his entire body of fat trembled incessantly, and the fat on his face was squeezed into a distorted shape, looking incomparably painful.

However, the medicine he took was high-quality; the blood at his buttock stopped flowing immediately, and new flesh began to grow at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"You, you are not an ordinary dog, you were hiding your cultivation!"

"Kid, you are so despicable!"

By this moment, how could he not know that this puppy was not at all what it seemed, just an ordinary puppy.

When the dog bit him just now, he felt a sharp aura, and this aura was not weaker than his own.

Furthermore, he sensed a chilling demonic Qi; this puppy should be a demonic hound.

It was just that he did not understand where Lu Tianyu had obtained such a puppy!

"Hahaha!"

Lu Tianyu laughed out loud: "Fatty, realizing it only now is already too late."

"Come over and sign a soul contract with me; from now on you are my subordinate, and you must listen to everything I say."

Fatty snorted coldly: "You used despicable means to ambush me, so those words do not count!"

"If you have the ability, fight me properly; if you win, I will submit to you!"

As he spoke, his figure flickered, and he had already arrived behind Lu Tianyu, reaching out to grab Lu Tianyu's neck.

He was a Great Vehicle Stage cultivator; how could he possibly be a subordinate to someone in the Heart Movement Stage.

Besides, he had been schemed against and had his buttocks bitten; he had to vent this pent-up anger no matter what.

But at this moment, a cold wind suddenly struck his back, and he was immediately shocked, hurriedly dodging to the side.

The next second, he appeared at Lu Tianyu's side and reached out to grab Lu Tianyu again.

But a black shadow flickered before his eyes, and a large mouth snapped toward his head.

Fatty's reaction was fast, and he hurriedly turned his fingers into a palm to strike at the demonic hound's teeth.

Bang!

A loud noise rang out.

Fatty and the demonic hound both retreated two zhang simultaneously.

This time, Fatty did not dare to attack, but instead glared at Lu Tianyu huffily: "Brat, if you have the ability, fight me one-on-one!"

His strike just now had been fast enough, but it had still been blocked by the demonic hound.

From this, he judged that the demonic hound's speed was even faster than his own, so it would not be that easy to capture Lu Tianyu.

"One-on-one?"

Lu Tianyu sneered, "You, a Great Vehicle Stage cultivator, want to fight me one-on-one; you are truly shameless!"

"You go back on your word; a person like you is not worthy of fighting me!"

He despised such untrustworthy people the most.

Moreover, relying on being a Great Vehicle Stage cultivator to actually compete in fisticuffs with a junior in the Heart Movement Stage was going a bit too far.

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