[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-solo-farming-in-the-tower":3,"chapter-solo-farming-in-the-tower-solo-farming-in-the-tower-chapter-793":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Solo Farming In The Tower",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1751833,2237,"Vol 2. Chapter 69: Welcome to the Kindergarten of Destruction! (69)","solo-farming-in-the-tower-chapter-793",793,"\u003Cp>“Oh! Another record-breaking day in sales!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sejun shouted after checking the daily revenue on the POS terminal after closing Queng’s Café.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Puhuhut. All thanks to me-nya! I, Vice Chairman Theo, took lots of photos today-nya!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kkuhehehe. Queng!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Hehehe. That’s not it, da yo! It’s because Queng brewed 15 cups of coffee each, da yo!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Theo and Queng both puffed up proudly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What are you two talking about?! Do you know how many watermelons I blended today?! It’s all because of—wait! No, hold on! This is wrong!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sejun scoffed at the two, trying to act smug himself—until he caught Theo’s changing gaze and quickly relaxed his expression.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Chairman Park, your face is rotting-nya! Queng, trample him-nya!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Queng!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was already too late.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Guys, wait—ugh!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Theo and Queng began stomping all over Sejun’s face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Some time later—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Eoksamchiri, transfer this money into Queng’s account.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Yes, understood.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After being stomped into humility, Sejun instructed the earnings to be sent to Queng’s allowance account, which was managed by [System SJC].\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For reference, Queng’s Café was located in a building owned by Sejun, so there was no rent. Utility bills, supply costs, and other operational expenses were covered by Han Tae-jun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In exchange, Sejun agreed to supply the Korea Awakener Association with five servings of the stat-boosting elixir Assorted Eggfruit every month.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Mohehehe. Mr. Sejun, great work today!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Poyo came flying in energetically, full of power after devouring so much misfortune.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Poyo, did you eat a lot?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Mohehehe. Yes! Thank you for letting me eat such delicious misfortune, Mr. Sejun! Here’s today’s earnings!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Poyo handed Sejun a crumpled bundle of bills—₩1,000s, ₩5,000s, ₩10,000s—and a handful of coins.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wow. How much is all this?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Puhuhut. The great hybrid Chairman Park, allow me—the luckiest being, Vice Chairman Theo—to count it-nya!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whirl!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Theo rapidly sorted the bills and coins.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Three seconds later—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Puhuhut. Chairman Park, your capable Vice Chairman has completed the calculation-nya!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Theo announced proudly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kkyut-kkyut-kkyut.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Iona smiled smugly as well.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In truth, Theo did the sorting, and Iona did the counting—but that was their little secret.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh. That was fast.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Puhuhut. I know-nya!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Theo struck a smug pose at Sejun’s words.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So how much?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Puhuhut. ₩2,043,900-nya!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Theo proudly declared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That’s more than I expected.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Aside from the first two groups, most people had Small or Tiny Misfortune, so the total shouldn’t have been that large.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Mohehehe. Some people received free misfortune removal and still gave us money out of gratitude!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thanks to the generosity of those who received Tiny Misfortune diagnoses but still donated, the earnings were higher than expected.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A society that gives and receives is a beautiful society indeed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Well done.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hehehe. This’ll be my secret stash.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pretending to slip the cash into his wallet, Sejun sneakily tucked it into his pocket.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He didn’t really need emergency funds, but just having them felt reassuring.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Maybe that’s what motivated Raul, Ppoci’s father-in-law, to build his secret slush fund.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Or maybe not.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Puhuhut. The great hybrid Chairman Park might lose this-nya, so your loyal Vice Chairman will take [N O V E L I G H T] good care of it-nya!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Swipe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before Sejun could react, Theo’s paw moved like lightning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Faster than the eye.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Let’s clock out.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And so, Sejun and the group took flight and traveled through the skies without drawing attention.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A short while later—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Guys, we’re home!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sejun arrived at the Kindergarten of Destruction.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Sejun!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Mr. Sejun, welcome back!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Daddy, welcome back!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Aileen, Flamy, and Taecho came rushing out to greet Sejun and the others.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Chairman Ddejun DdanDdan is here!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“DdanDdan is back!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Baba!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Destruction kids also poured out to greet Sejun with cheers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But where’s Kkamang?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not seeing Kkamang, Sejun immediately asked about his whereabouts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You never knew where he’d be causing trouble. That gnawing anxiety stirred in his chest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Kkamang is on the 3rd floor of the 10th Tower, expanding the sweet potato farm with the wardens and the Three Heavenly Kings.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thankfully, he was being productive.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Making Kkamang the farm boss really was a good call.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Daddy, punish Kkamang oppa! He didn’t play with Taecho!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though it had made Taecho lonely, at least he wasn’t causing chaos.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Alright. Daddy will scold him properly.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yay!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sejun comforted Taecho and entered the open portal to the 10th Tower.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had left it open so anyone could come and go freely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It normally wasn’t possible to keep it open this long, but with [System Eoksamchiri]’s support, it stayed stable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When he arrived on the 3rd floor—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kkihihit! Squeak!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Hehe! Move faster and expand the great Kkamang CEO’s sweet potato farm! We need to fill the 3rd floor and impress the butler!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pop-pop!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kkamang, perched comfortably on Blackmoonbok’s back without lifting a paw, barked orders loudly at everyone else.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This brat...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just when I thought he was finally shaping up, he’s slacking again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sejun’s frustration spiked just seeing Kkamang lounging.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Park Kkamang, a boss should lead by example. You think barking orders is enough?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sejun scolded him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Puhuhut. He’s right-nya! Look at our great hybrid Chairman Park! Always working like a servant-nya!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Theo chimed in.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was that... supposed to be praise?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why does it sound insulting?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Maybe it’s just my imagination?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sejun felt weirdly irked by Theo’s words.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But now wasn’t the time to debate it. He had to discipline Kkamang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You guys are dismissed. Kkamang, no dinner until you plant 1,000 sweet potatoes.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And so, Kkamang was left with overtime while the others were released from their farm duties.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Squeak...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Butler’s mean...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as Kkamang was spiraling into despair—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Kkamang oppa, want Taecho to help?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Taecho extended a helping hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kkihihit. Squeak! Squeak!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Hehe! Yes! Help me!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The great Kkamang’s training of the youngest finally paid off!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Revived by hope, Kkamang cheered—until...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Humph! You didn’t play with me earlier, so nope!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Taecho stuck out her tongue and ran off.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Squeak...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[So hungry...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With his stomach growling, Kkamang rushed to plant 1,000 sweet potatoes just to earn a bite of that ultra-delicious roasted sweet potato jerky.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>***\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Day 5 of MisEats.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>– Guys, have you been to MisEats yet? It keeps showing up on YouTube, so I gave it a shot. They gave me a Medium Misfortune card. FYI, I’ve failed three civil service exams and just had an interview. Paid the ₩300,000 and removed my misfortune. Two days later—I just got my acceptance message!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>ㄴ Please advertise somewhere else.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>ㄴ This is legit. I removed Small Misfortune, and for the first time in a week, my girlfriend hasn’t asked if I’ve changed something.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>– Removed Large Misfortune at MisEats, now I’m test-driving a Benz! Usually my blind dates go horribly...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>– Got a Medium Misfortune card at MisEats, then made the national team. I normally get injured the day before the final cut...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>SNS and forums began flooding with testimonial-style posts from people who used MisEats.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thanks to that, even more people flocked to Queng’s Café just to use MisEats.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It exploded in popularity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fortunately, the space had been built spacious from the start, so even large crowds didn’t overwhelm it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Daily revenue reached ₩300 million on weekdays and ₩1 billion on weekends.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Additionally—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>– Don’t just drink coffee at Queng’s Café. The watermelon juice and cake are amazing too.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sejun’s watermelon juice and desserts also contributed to the sales boom.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And so, on day 7 of MisEats operation—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hmm-hmm-hmm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bzzz.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After dropping off Poyo for his early morning shift and doing the morning routine, Sejun was preparing lunch in the kitchen when his smartphone buzzed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Queng Café Manager]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hello?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hello, boss. A MisEats customer received a ‘Consultation Required’ card.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Finally, a customer beyond Large Misfortune had appeared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Really? Got it. Please let them know I’ll be there within the hour.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sejun ended the call and quickly finished preparing lunch.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shortly after—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hello.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sejun greeted a pale-faced woman in her 30s. Next to her stood a boy with a ghostly complexion, whose face brightened slightly upon seeing Sejun.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So your son is the one who received the ‘Consultation Required’ card.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sejun recognized it immediately.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The boy looked incredibly weighed down, with dozens of evil spirits clinging to him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yes...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The woman answered in a voice as dark as her expression.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She’d been visiting all sorts of places for the past three years trying to solve the strange things happening to her son.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her secretary had reported on MisEats, and she came here as a last resort.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Get out of here!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sejun suddenly shouted at the boy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hiss! Get away from Chairman Park-nya!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Theo hissed right after.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What are you doing?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The woman was about to get angry—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Mom! I suddenly feel light! I don’t hear scary voices anymore!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The boy beamed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh. Sorry, I should’ve warned you. Your son looked like he was really suffering. I wasn’t shouting at the customer, of course.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Puhuhut. That’s right-nya! Our great hybrid Chairman Park treats customers like royalty-nya! But if you’re rude to him, I, Vice Chairman Theo, will not forgive you-nya!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As Sejun explained, Theo added with an ultra-serious expression.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Glare!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sejun focused his gaze, and golden light filled his eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whoosh!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The evil spirits that had clung to the boy fled and were burned away, crossing over peacefully.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, this was only emergency care.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If the misfortune wasn’t removed, new spirits would return.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>While Sejun helped the spirits pass on—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Puhuhut. How much were you planning to pay-nya?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I smell money-nya!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Theo smiled brightly and dove into negotiations.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Compared to what Sejun earned in the tower, this was pocket change—but it was Theo’s mission to keep Sejun’s treasury full.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though he also emptied it just as often.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ll pay whatever you want. Just please remove my son’s misfortune.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing that her son felt better gave the woman faith, and she spoke earnestly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Puhuhut. Very well-nya! Then...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Theo settled on a price: ₩1 billion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A fair price, in Theo’s professional cat-pinion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Once the deal was made—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mohehehe. Time to feast!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Slightly milder than Mr. Sejun’s misfortune, but still tasty!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Poyo devoured the boy’s misfortune with joy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Poyo. You can get back home on your own now, right?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Mohehehe. Yes! I’m bursting with energy now, so I can travel solo! Don’t worry!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Great. Then see you at home later. Vice Chairman Theo, let’s go.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Puhuhut. Understood-nya!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sejun returned to the Kindergarten of Destruction with Theo.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He hadn’t done much, yet it was already time to prep dinner.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As Sejun began cooking—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kkihihit. Squeak!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Hehe! Anyone planting less than the great Kkamang gets no dinner!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the 3rd floor of the 10th Tower, Kkamang continued working the employees of Sejun Company’s Park Kkamang Sweet Potato Farm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t worry, sir! I, Umdol, will plant twice as many as the great Kkamang!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Squawk!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shalala!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>..\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ding-ding!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kkamang’s subordinates were determined to outwork him no matter what.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hehe! Taecho planted more than Kkamang oppa, so Taecho wins!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kkaung!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nyong-nyong!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pop-pop!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chirp chirp!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Taecho and the wardens treated it like a game and simply enjoyed farming.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s unfair that only we work!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yeah! White Lava Corin is the top-ranked one! Why doesn’t he help us?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Let’s talk to the great Kkamang and make him bring Corin too!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Grumbling began to build among the Three Heavenly Kings.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Great Kkamang! We know a great worker!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That’s right! Corin, the leader of the Four Heavenly Kings, works better than all of us!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“With Corin, we could plant 100,000 sweet potatoes a day!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They suggested bringing White Lava Corin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kkihihit. Squeak?! Squeak!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Hehe! 100,000 sweet potatoes a day?! We’re going the moment the butler arrives!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kkamang’s answer was, of course, yes.\u003C\u002Fp>",1928,"2026-06-06T17:08:59.535Z",1,"novelbin.me","dfd7d5650e27f5b0be4965db4a7e5d193e6dae10b12c51137caf9205c00fdb6f","solo-farming-in-the-tower-chapter-576","solo-farming-in-the-tower-chapter-792",835,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsolo-farming-in-the-tower-cover.jpg"]