Chapter 1008: Slurp Slurp [Many Comments]

Qiao Qiao didn't understand other people's pain; he only knew that little friends should learn more knowledge.

He said excitedly: "Look, we're going to make it! Everyone must study carefully, that way if you can't come to the pig slaughter banquet, you can make it for yourself."

【??? Teacher, are you speaking human language?】

【Fine, fine, fine, you're stabbing me!】

【A worker cried hard, can I afford to rent a kitchen, or do I have the luck to attend a pig slaughter banquet?】

【I won the prize with a monthly salary of 3500, do you guys understand my misery!】

【Bragging, right! Just tell me if you're going or not!】

【Open your notebook and study hard! You'll have one more skill when you submit your resume after the New Year!】

【That... that... thank you Teacher Qiao Qiao! Our local good unit is recruiting someone with a food major but they have to know how to cook.】

【???】

【Can't write it all, continuing from before, I was third in the written test but my resume said I know how to pickle vegetables, make pumpkin vines, dry sweet potato strips, stir-fry sour cowpeas, and make fermented beans...】

【Continuing from before—Yay! I got it! Ah ah ah, thank you Teacher Qiao Qiao!】

【...】

【I'm devastated, family, others can get an offer just by watching a livestream, while I have nothing, and I can't even grab food.】

【What?! Learning more skills is indeed useful! Teacher Qiao Qiao wait for me, I'm taking out my little notebook now!】

But making Scorched Leaf is really simple: crack the eggs into the flour one by one, then add black sesame seeds and salt in order, add a little bit of water, and stir the flour into a flocculent state.

Seventh Cousin was very worried about these flustered old men, and now he kept instructing: "You must add very little water, pour it in a little bit... add less, add less, or it will all turn into batter!"

"Sigh, why did you start shaking at this age? I told you to add less water... No, no, add some more flour."

"Stir the two balls into a flocculent state, haven't you seen what flocculent looks like... Really haven't seen it? Then... you stir it first, okay, I'll tell you again."

"This is good, this stirring is good, just knead them into a dough, knead it however you want, it's fine..."

"Fine, fine, fine, once your dough is kneaded, it's fine, cover the basin with plastic wrap, and let the dough rest for 20 minutes."

【Hahahaha, it's like seeing myself.】

【Ah, look at those weathered hands working, were the old men in the village also roped in to help?】

【I know this question! Old men, be bold! If there's too much water, add flour; if there's too much flour, add water.】

【Exactly! Such a big basin can hold a lot more, no need to be afraid at all.】

【Oh my, whose little old man is so old and doesn't even know how to stir dough! They must be living a very blessed life!】

The comments were lively, making people unable to help but fantasize about the liveliness of the pig slaughter banquet once again.

And Seventh Cousin walked back and forth, giving pointers repeatedly.

The old men were flustered and trembling. At the same time, they looked with envious eyes at Xiao Du and the others who were washing and scrubbing outside, thinking to themselves that it would be better to do something that didn't require brainpower!

However, since this was something even a beginner could learn, after some stumbling, everyone succeeded.

Including Seventh Cousin and Qiao Qiao's basin, a total of 6 basins were lined up on the long table. Only Old Yang, who was boredly boiling water, carried the boiling water out and looked at his happy companions, his heart full of jealousy.

But soon he wasn't jealous anymore, because while filling the stove with firewood, he discovered a sweet potato in the corner!

Hehehe! Why else would they say that tending the fire is a good job? It's warm, easy, and has little surprises!

Without a second word, he shoved it into the stove!

During the time the dough was resting, Qiao Qiao took his phone and walked outside the courtyard.

On the large concrete floor at the entrance, Brother Xiao Du was squatting on the ground with a brush, holding the oval wooden tub that had been laid down, scrubbing it hard, triggering a chorus of "hissing and hawing" in the comments—

【This waist, sisters! We didn't say the pig slaughter banquet had this kind of benefit, woo woo woo.】

【Oh my, sisters, look at the one scrubbing the big wooden board! That butt is so perky!】

【That one! The one pulling the iron hook out of the hot water bucket to wipe it, that ape-armed, wasp-waisted figure! Ah ah ah, how is the body proportion so good!】

【Fine, fine, fine! A small pig slaughter banquet actually has so many top-tier goods—if you have the ability, let us see your faces!】

【Teacher Qiao Qiao, tell the truth, are these people from your village who came back for the New Year after working? Ah ah ah, I'm taking a train overnight!】

【??? Whose underwear was thrown on my head? There are over a hundred thousand people watching this!】

【Restrain yourselves, everyone, is there no one on the internet you care about?】

【Hiss... are the girls on the internet this wild and bold?】

【Meek in reality, slurp slurp on the internet.】

【No, does no one care about these tools? They look like the things my family used to slaughter pigs when I was a kid.】

【Yes, yes, yes, I also think they look familiar, that big wooden board being scrubbed, is it a dismantled door panel?】

【And that big bath tub, is it used to hold hot water when scraping pig hair?】

【??? What? Is there so much attention to detail in slaughtering pigs? Why must you dismantle the door panel?】

【Because it's using local materials, old-fashioned rural wooden door panels can be easily dismantled, it's convenient.】

【Ah ah ah, old-fashioned traditional pig slaughter! Teacher Qiao Qiao! Please livestream it, ah ah ah!】

【Ah, I'm afraid I can't broadcast it, there are bloody scenes... but I can broadcast the gutting after the pig is dead.】

But Qiao Qiao didn't pay attention to the comments at all; he just walked around the open space, explaining to everyone:

"This is the bath tub used for slaughtering pigs, now only the pig slaughterer's family has one, many families in the village have showers, they don't use this anymore."

"The pig slaughterer said this door panel was something he was used to using before, and later when he built a new house, he didn't throw it away, and now he's taken it out again..."

"This iron rack is for hanging the pig up to divide it after it's slaughtered. Look at these hooks, aren't they fierce? Brother Xiao Qi just scalded them with boiling water."

As he spoke, he sighed again: "The piggy is so pitiful... but Sister said, give the pig the fermented rice used for brewing wine on the morning of Laba, and after it eats it and falls asleep, it won't feel pain or fear!"

【...】

【As expected of you, Teacher Qiao Qiao, the piggy is so pitiful, how can it be so delicious, woo woo woo.】

【Falling asleep before slaughtering... hard to comment, but it's also quite good.】

【I've seen pigs struggling desperately and suffering, it's indeed quite good to let them fall asleep.】

【There's even fermented rice for brewing wine... woo woo woo, this alcoholic wishes I could replace the pig!】

【Uh... the one before, that's not necessary, we don't eat human meat.】

【Hiss, the scene suddenly became bloody, but I have to ask again: is the pork for sale?】

【Damn it, damn it, damn it, why am I not the one attending the pig slaughter banquet!!!】

【That... just a notification, our pig slaughter banquet squad has already gotten off at the high-speed rail station, hahahahaha.】

【Ah ah ah, die, you dog thief!】 ===== CHAPTER 1009 =====