Chapter 1028: Scraping pig hair

Scraping pig hair is a very stress-relieving job.

Even if the scraper provided by the butcher is just a simple wooden board with a small blade embedded in it. But when the pig body is scalded with boiling water and the scraper moves over it piece by piece, bringing down clumps and strands of coarse, hard pig hair...

Not to mention Qin Yun and He Kuang, even Zhang Yanping and Xin Jun were eager to try.

Just in time, the second pig was about to be slaughtered, and the Eldest Aunt came out with a basin, seeing her son standing there idle, she quickly urged him:

"Don't just stand there, do some work too."

This is the traditional old mother.

At home, she cherished him like a pearl or treasure, not even willing to let him wash a bowl, but when out and about, she was afraid he wouldn't work and would just eat for free at a relative's house... making Zhang Yanping sigh helplessly:

"Fine, fine, fine, I'll work in a moment, I'll first ask Qiao Qiao to livestream."

The pig-slaughtering scene was too bloody, so it was destined not to be broadcast.

But now that they had already been slaughtered and the blood drained, it was just right to give an account to those fans who didn't have the chance to attend the pig-slaughtering feast.

Everyone on the bus, laughing happily while watching the livestream:...

And the livestream room was also in shock—

【Ah ah ah pork pork pork!!!】

【Hateful! Knowing we can't eat pork, yet still giving us homework!】

【I'm not convinced! What about those who went to the pig-slaughtering feast? Why don't they have to write a thesis to eat meat?】

"I'm different, I'm just thinking about how much I can eat at noon..."

"It's good not to watch, I'm timid. Not too daring to watch."

【Uh... I'm willing to do the homework, but Teacher Qiao Qiao, can you tell me where to collect the pork first?】

"Holy crap, it's already over 30,000... Everyone understands the logic, but how much the signing fee is, there has to be a trade-off! Look quickly, what is this? Scraping pig hair?"

And just at this moment, on the bus driving at a steady speed, everyone's phones rang with notifications in unison.

【So big! So white! Such fat piggies!】

Teacher Qiao Qiao has to think carefully about what kind of homework to assign for the winter break?

So, Qiao Qiao's diary was only half-written before he was pulled out again:

【Woo woo woo, don't force me to cry right before the New Year, I have no fields and no land, I can't plant corn or sweet potatoes, and now I don't even have a pig】

【Can you sell it? When I went to your house to see the long-tailed pheasants in the summer, didn't you say you could sell them?】

【Winter break homework and such, that's not something normal people do】

"Hurry, hurry, is it slaughtering pigs?"

He Kuang was startled, his hand slipped, and "swish" went a patch of pig hair.

【??? Is the person behind a local? You're rushing straight to their doorstep?!】

"It's incredible, it's only been a minute since the broadcast started, look at the number of viewers above, it's already over ten thousand."

"Ah!" someone called out anxiously: "I haven't even gone yet, why did the livestream start?"

【Wow! So that's how pig hair is removed... This pig is round and fat, really chubby】

【Am I the only one who saw Underworld Brother... look at his cold face while scraping pig hair, isn't he both cool and fierce?】

But Qiao Qiao didn't know any of that; he just curiously moved the camera close to the chubby, round little pig, sighing silently at this moment.

"It's good you don't hurt."

【The person behind, did you lose this golden abacus, or the silver abacus, or the plastic abacus in my hand?】

【Teacher Fan Guang, tell the truth, was this pig slaughtered by our Eldest Brother?】

"Holy crap, be careful!"

While also staring at the livestream data.

【Post the link, post the link, post the link!】

And how to fight for that signing fee? It depends on this pig-slaughtering feast today.

【Shh! If you dare say that to the Eldest Brother, do you not want your life?】

"I reckon we didn't come for nothing... They really have popularity! The things sold in the livestream are also really good. There are no substitutes..."

Zhang Yanping became proud, feeling that being a tough client was really wonderful—the initiative for signing was in his hands, and he had a unique advantage, the taste was really cool!

"This appeal is more than twice as good as those internet celebrities with millions of fans!"

"Children, this is what you do after slaughtering the pig—scrape the pig hair! The pig's hair is a bit hard and slippery, if it's not scraped clean, it's not very tasty."

【It's so coincidental, Teacher Qiao Qiao, I'm a poor student, I can't afford winter break homework—unless you mail me a pig leg, I'll do the homework for you to see】

【My goodness, can pigs grow this big now? How many jin must that be?】

Just looking at the livestream room in front of him, Qiao Qiao was raising a smiling face to explain to everyone:

That sentence was said, and everyone who hadn't eaten much in the morning touched their stomachs in unison.

There were ten netizens in total, and three spots were given to the livestream platform—if they wanted to sign a long-term contract with Qiao Qiao, they had to come up with a decent signing fee, right?

Thinking about it, he held the phone stand and felt a surge of heroism—

But his thoughts were instantly attracted by another matter:

"Children, I was too busy before and didn't assign you winter break homework—can you finish it if I assign it today?"

"We should have gone earlier this morning, it's such a pity we didn't see the pig slaughtering with our own eyes."

【If you write it like that, the protagonist of this book is clearly a killing god, are you afraid?】 Qin Yun was surprised.

"It's fine, I'm timid. Not too daring to watch."

"It's good, oh!" Qiao Qiao felt a bit embarrassed, everyone was on winter break, and his livestream time had become very little, he hadn't even had time to assign winter break homework to the children!

??? The boomerang hit himself?!

【Good, good, good, give him the pen! You write it! The stronger the New Year atmosphere, the more expensive the pork!】

【Help, doing this kind of work feels like it's not slaughtering a pig, but committing a crime, woo woo woo】

After saying that, he saw Xin Jun and Zhang Yanping glance at him.

"But the uncle slaughtering the pigs still has to slaughter other pigs, so the ones scraping the pig hair are two uncles and a brother."

"You can start a livestream to let your children see how the pork in our house gets into our mouths."

And in the back seat of the bus, the three people sitting in a row opened their phones, put on headphones, and watched the livestream earnestly.

Qin Yun was skillfully scooping a large ladle of hot water from the wooden bucket below to pour onto the pig's body; hearing this, the ladle shook, almost scalding He Kuang.

【Good, good, good! As a corporate slave, I have to relive the nightmares of childhood, right?】

Qin Yun instantly stopped talking.

"And when you all go back to slaughter pigs, remember to scrape the pig hair yourself! Look, it's very simple."

Looking at the time again, at this point, those netizens staying in city hotels should all be setting off, right! ===== CHAPTER 1029 =====