Chapter 1033: Grandma passes on experience

Lu Chuan somewhat inexplicably squatted down, turned down the fire in the stove, and then looked at Grandma and Grandpa, who were staring intently, and couldn't help but ask again:

"Selected what?"

Song Tan said painfully: "It's just a routine hometown project, randomly selecting a single dog to match with me..."

Lu Chuan:...

He suddenly laughed out loud: "Coincidentally, just in the courtyard, your aunt and aunt have already matched—hmm, a kind of essential item for going out."

Then he lifted the basin in his hand slightly: "I'm going to work—there's a lot of water at the door, you two be careful."

Grandma nodded repeatedly, her eyes looking at Lu Chuan as if they were about to glow.

But he was clearly already used to this kind of gaze, and at this moment, he had already left generously.

And Song Tan was instantly no longer embarrassed, instead pushing Grandpa's wheelchair: "Grandma, let's go, let's go, everyone is waiting at home—there are several singles, you look more, don't worry, okay."

Grandma gripped her arm, frustrated:

"Come, come, come, get ready to split it in half! You all come and help hold it, don't let such good meat fall to the ground."

【That's right! What time is it, the pig is about to be slaughtered, why aren't they here yet? Blowing up the pig, scraping the hair, washing the intestines, are they not doing any work at all?】

Well, it has to be our Qiao Qiao streamer! He really shows us the pig slaughtering!

Although their strength was small, there were so many people, the table for cutting meat was on the side, so they could support carrying half a side of two hundred jin.

【That's right! There's nothing to be jealous of, those pig intestines are so hard to clean, it's a different matter whether you can eat them at noon】

【Four-turn small intestines, ah ah ah! I want to eat!】

"Oh my, Qin and He came to help wearing such new clothes, look, the pig has dirtied the clothes!"

"Is this pig heavy? The four hundred and forty-something jin didn't come for nothing! I haven't seen such a big fat pig in many years."

Grandma sneered: "When we got married, you didn't even know how to cook."

Grandpa instantly had no voice.

【At this moment, a flame of jealousy in my heart. There are so many lucky people in the world, why can't I be one of them...】

【Seconded, fiercely seconded!】

Only then did I see the gleaming knife slide down the pig's belly, like a knife cutting butter, and the pig's internal organs were dissected so easily.

"Why do you feel so good about yourself? You'd be satisfied if you just grabbed one! How many more do you want? Look at how handsome he is!"

【Ah ah ah I want to eat pig liver! Stir-fried pig liver, woo woo woo, drool all over the floor, slurp】

【Vinegar-braised large intestines! Large intestines stir-fried with sharp peppers! Where are the lucky ones attending the pig-slaughtering feast? Eat it fiercely!】

As for the clothes... dirty is dirty, there's no difference between dirty a little and dirty a lot.

【Ah ah ah jealous to the point of rolling on the bed with nowhere to vent!】

The livestream room was already in shock!

Like, those fans in the livestream room, even if they slaughter pigs in their hometowns, they've rarely been this close!

Grandma and Grandpa heard the pig was 400-plus jin, so how could they walk away! They squeezed into the crowd and started watching.

The bullet screen was already full of ah ah ah ah!

The fat white pig's abdominal cavity opened, hot steam instantly drifted out, followed by the internal organs that were swaying and about to fall.

"I'll do it, I'll do it!"

【This can be eaten too?!! Shocked jpg】

"Where's the bucket? Where's the bucket?" The butcher shouted loudly from the outside, and Qiao Qiao, holding his phone, also squeezed over, and with a movement of his foot, kicked a plastic bucket that had been prepared in advance.

【Humph! Although I can't eat the pig-slaughtering feast, I don't have to wash the intestines, I won't cry!】

Everyone discussed it heatedly, but the butcher had already pushed the heavy basin to the side, then greeted people:

The butcher raised his foot and hooked, hanging the bucket directly above the pig, then his sharp knife moved skillfully in the abdominal cavity, and before anyone could see the direction, a large group of thick, blue-gray pig intestines fell into the bucket.

"Ah! Did you see that, children? That's the pig small intestines. And the pig large intestines—the large intestines are to be given to the uncle who slaughtered the pig later, but Mom said she wanted to stuff some sausages this year, so she's going to discuss with the uncle to pay more money and keep the large intestines herself."

During this, there was also the teasing of the villagers:

Slaughtering pigs, participating in slaughtering pigs, it's really too interesting!

【Cantonese style yyds!】

Grandpa hummed, but couldn't say anything against his heart, so he could only pick bones from an egg:

The butcher invited was indeed a good hand who had been doing it for years, although he rarely does it now, his skills were still there.

However, Grandma couldn't enter the courtyard for a while, because just as they bypassed the crowd, they saw a group of people at the door, carrying and hugging, hooking the two hind legs of the big fat pig and hanging it upside down on the frame!

【What's that? This is braised and very delicious, when we were little, our folk remedy was to cure bedwetting】

Most importantly—

From a certain angle, this livestream is like trimming donkey hooves, making people unable to stop!

"I'll do it, I'll do it!"

Song Tan nodded, brushing it off: "Good, good, good! Come, come, come, let's go inside, once inside I'll slowly take it for you..."

【What was that?】

【Give me the pig bladder!】

Two ordinary-looking women stood there laughing foolishly, while taking out their phones and filming the pig back and forth.

Now seeing with their own eyes the pig being scraped and broken in the hot water bucket, and seeing the butcher's fierce fat body, yet using the knife so smoothly and silkily, it was a huge shock!

【Are you making blood sausage?】

【Pig bladder, the pig's bladder!】

【This... Teacher Qiao Qiao, if you keep the large intestines, can you sell me some for stuffing sausages?】

Song Tan laughed: "It's only the first time meeting, we can't just judge people by their appearance..."

【Good, good, good, the pig internal organs were just dissected, and you're already infighting? If you have opinions, bring them up to those who went to the pig-slaughtering feast!】

【Stuffing blood sausage? Braised pig blood tofu with Chinese cabbage, delicious beyond words!】

【Right, right, right! Strongly suggest arranging for them to learn how to wash pig intestines!】

【He's anxious, he's anxious】

"Nonsense!" Grandma glared at her: "If I hadn't judged by appearance, could I have married your grandfather back then? The more ordinary a man is, the more problems he has."

【Sausage! I want, I want! I want spicy!】

【Pig liver soup! Goji berry pig liver soup—my love!】

"So white, I reckon he can't do farm work at all?"

"That's right!" Grandma patted Grandpa: "How about it, this young man is much younger and more handsome than you were, right? Tan Tan really has ability."

Qin Yun and He Kuang instantly looked at each other, then one held the phone and stepped back, the other stepped forward bravely:

【Ah ah ah is this the piggie I'm going to eat later! It's so pitiful, I can't even imagine how delicious it is!】 ===== CHAPTER 1034 =====