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Chapter 1203

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The netizens in the livestream were feeling itchy with curiosity due to those consecutive, serious-sounding comments, but the other party didn't know what they went off to do, and there had been no movement for a long while.

Everyone could only face this serious standoff scene, wishing only that both sides would start fighting immediately.

But...

How could they fight?

Once the owner of this mountain arrived, He Shui Heshui Fangfang didn't even have the heart to look at the comments anymore.

After all, the other party was truly righteous and confident, didn't seem short of money, and had so many security guards who also looked like they could fight.

And on her side...

She quietly peeked at her tall and thin boyfriend again; he often went to the gym to maintain his image, but just now, he couldn't even push that skinny little guy after pushing him twice!

And Song Tan was still asking with a smile:

"How about it? Have you decided? How much compensation do you plan to give us?"

You Gao looked at the time—it had been a while since the police were called, and given the current police response policy regarding how long it takes for the other party to appear, it should be about time.

【Song Tan's fans are silently popping up, wanting to see exactly what kind of person is shoveling spinach for her.】

【God, this script is too deliberate. If you have the ability to pull a small flag, have the ability to pull a bigger one.】

【We were in the wrong to begin with, just apologize properly.】

But if she admits it now...

No wonder she has a million fans so quickly, she must have gotten them from livestream shopping, right?

【I'm different, I won a prize for my homework once, and to this day, no food other than rice noodles has appeared in my dreams.】

After all, except for when they are grabbing things and cursing, the guys rarely say a harsh word at other times.

If Zhang Yanping saw this, he would probably sigh at the peace and leisure on Yan Jin's side.

【Hiss...】

Just some rice noodles, shouting so loudly and jumping up and down... Is this some rice noodle brand made by this family?

Not to mention that the security team has a high amount of exercise every day, they must be hungry.

【Just this? Don't think too mysteriously, actually many people perform meritorious service every year...】

【Can't believe I ran into such a big thing the first time I came to the livestream... exciting.】

"It's Song Tan, don't just eat, find out clearly why the trouble started, I still want to hear about it when you come back."

The direction of the comments gradually changed.

【Has anyone noticed that the security guard who has been talking has been wearing a glove on one hand?】

Everyone argued for a moment, then thought of another possibility.

【Today I still equally hate everyone who eats the delicious food from Song Tan's house.】

The comments made 【He Shui Heshui Fangfang】's heart jump wildly; just a moment ago, a large group of people were shouting to join the fun, but now that these things were involved, no one made a sound.

The wealth from the heavens cannot be let go!

【Host, let me just say one thing, you really kicked an iron plate this time.】

But in 【He Shui Heshui Fangfang】's view, these complaints just show that today's netizens are getting crazier.

【Isn't it! Is it necessary? Are they doing some kind of hunger training?】

【Think about it and be terrified!】

"I see the comments seem to know your family, saying you have a million fans... Which platform are you a host on? Everyone is a peer, there's no need to target us like this, right?"

After he finished speaking, he happily twisted the tricycle. The two police officers sighed and touched their faces; before they could comment on the term "Uncle," they became puzzled again:

Boiling soup and rice noodles, when the rice noodles are in the pot waiting, it's just the right time to prepare bowls of side dishes and soup base.

【Really envy you guys, never eaten rice noodles, can only rely on imagination here.】

Can only say, it's a problem with the livestream style.

【Ah ah ah dog thief! Look at my 40-meter big knife.】

【You're doing it on purpose, right, finding a shill to keep us here, right?】

Rather than earning that 50 cents, it's better to focus on grabbing goods first! Whose order isn't an order?

Of course, no one cares about the feelings of the paid posters. And the paid posters are cursing while watching everyone desperately grabbing goods in the livestream, even if they aren't interested, they sneer...

"Okay! I'm going now!"

【It's not bad to have something to eat, you still want to eat 5 bowls? Is it because of this that the host didn't invite you for New Year's!】

"The bowl with the most chili oil later, no one is allowed to grab it from me!"

Qiao Qiao almost wanted to sigh.

She now feels that Zhang Yanping's salary isn't enough. Because sometimes you really can't figure out why other people's thought processes are so bizarre, even opening your mouth to answer feels like a crime—

"Oh," Song Tan replied indifferently: "If you're not convinced, hire a lawyer."

And on the mountain, Grandpa Qi Biao is doing his work in an orderly manner—

As for after the things are grabbed—

Causing trouble?

The female host originally wanted to say that farming is nothing special, but remembering that the person opposite seems to be a million-fan host on some platform, she couldn't help but sigh again after looking at the comments:

"Right." The female host also felt aggrieved: "A million fans is something special, huh? Just because you have a million fans, you can bully us with a hundred thousand fans?"

And the other party didn't speak, the group of men opposite stared at her covetously, 【He Shui Heshui Fangfang】 didn't care what she was planning in her heart, she was still uneasy at the moment, so she had to stare at the comments, pretending to divert her attention.

At this point, she looked at Zhu Xinyu and the others beside her: "They originally had their own jobs, but because of your entanglement, the shifts that were arranged can only be filled by others, don't forget to calculate the lost wages."

She then dialed the phone: "Song Tan, sister will send you a location, can you send us some food later?"

Money can be tolerated, but this cannot!

She was too lazy to talk and looked at her phone—don't know how long it will take for the police to arrive? They still have to catch lunch.

【Isn't it? Is the contrast so big? So happy to eat rice noodles?】

The two exchanged glances, then looked at the number of viewers in the livestream that was rising rapidly again, and tacitly took out their phones to communicate—

【Wish I could replace them, I can eat seven bowls!】

But many of their fans were attracted by the excitement and conflict, and now their words are exceptionally sharp.

This scene happened to be seen by Qiao Qiao, and she instantly became unhappy too.

Making everyone's hearts, which were a bit indifferent just now, waver instantly.

"Right, do you know how to get to this address?"

Once this was said, the security guards who had calmed down slightly were instantly pleasantly surprised again:

"I'll eat the plain one, you guys must choose carefully when picking."

Even those who spoke were advising them to admit it.

The two looked at each other, then looked at the security guards who had changed from their serious state because of a bowl of rice noodles; the words in the livestream just now seemed to have had their filters removed, and they weren't so scary instantly.

【The one upstairs, your urine is yellow, I'll come and spray you!】

His eyes were clear, and his simple appearance matched with this cute little tricycle; even though the other party had to come out at noon, they couldn't help but soften their voice:

And at this moment, several fans in the livestream who had always disagreed with the host jumped up instantly, the full screen of 【Ah ah ah】 brushed over, as if only in this way could they vent their jealousy and unwillingness!

【If it's really a retirement due to injury, then I'll say two possibilities, one is government placement, then this place is very likely not purely private.】

Just at this time, a familiar ID popped out—

Everyone guessed in a mess, and Qiao Qiao could only smile helplessly: "There isn't that much soup... this counts as an extra meal, everyone only has one bowl. However, if you aren't full, you can go to the cafeteria to continue eating after things are handled later, Master Jiang will leave food for you."

"Thank you for your hard work today, let's eat rice noodles at noon?"

【He Shui Heshui Fangfang】 gathered her courage and glanced at the comments again, and at this moment also said: "You guys are extorting people!"

【As for my relative... let's put it this way, we don't even know where he is performing a mission now.】

【Why is the one in front still not making a sound?】

【It's rice noodles! It's rice noodles from Song Tan's house!】

Different from ordinary security guards, their sitting movements were uniform, and the curvature of their shoulders and backs seemed to have been measured by a ruler, looking like they had an exceptionally symmetrical beauty.

And just at this time, she saw the girl opposite say to the group of security guards: "Don't stand, you've worked hard, find a place to sit down."

Thinking about it, Grandpa Qi Biao also filled a bowl for him:

"The police have already been called, why is he still so happy?"

"Right, the food in the cafeteria is hard to bring, call Grandpa Qi Biao, let him use yesterday's pork rib soup to boil the rice noodles, isn't that ready-made?"

【Found it! Found the security guard opposite!】

【What is the meme about shoveling spinach?】

Everyone waited for a long time, waited in a fog, and now felt depressed. Some people even started cursing the host directly—

"Okay okay okay! Can you bring up more chili oil? I love eating that."

Qiao Qiao's arrangement had its own purpose, and Yan Jin would undoubtedly execute it 100%. After hanging up the phone, she smiled at the security guards who were looking over with anticipation:

In short!

【It's not, there are many people who find jobs after retiring, lots and lots, nothing strange, you can't just run into trouble whenever you meet one.】

But after exchanging news, the two's eyes still involuntarily looked towards the hands and ankles of these people, their eyes full of exploration and suspicion.

【Host, confirm again, otherwise let's admit defeat.】

【...】

【He Shui Heshui Fangfang】 was instantly choked.

One by one, the big bowls were simply covered with plates and put into the tricycle, and Yan Jin rode the tricycle, smoothly turning onto the main road, only to see a police car driving over rapidly from behind.

His only concept of 【causing trouble】 was still stuck on the unreasonable Old Lady Zhou in the village, and at this moment he instantly tensed up:

But looking at the drone wreckage on the ground, the female host also gathered her courage, looking fierce but weak: "You guys wait, I've already called the police, the police will be here soon!"

【...】

Seeing 【He Shui Heshui Fangfang】 and the comments were a bit confused—

"Wow, are you guys police?"

Song Tan took a look and became confident: "I know, I'm sending them food! Uncle Police, I'll take you there!"

What kind of dog-shit script!

【Don't stimulate everyone, be cautious in words and actions, don't lose the livestream later.】

【Playing mystery.】

【You have many words, what you say makes sense.】

This was clearly a question, but it just happened to verify what everyone heard just now, a group of people looked at each other, the joy in their eyes couldn't be hidden!

And on the mountain, Yan Jin looked at the road in the distance, and then got off the electric scooter:

【Look quickly at the one on the left! Is the ankle a bit like metal?】

Song Tan instantly tensed up.

【Retired due to injury?】

"Be careful, be careful, only allowed to look from afar, not allowed to smell or touch up close! Don't get my rice noodles dirty..."

Everyone didn't see it as an outsider; these two sides were stone piers cleared out by Brother Sun at the end of last year, they could sit down anywhere.

"Yes, and the security brothers, 11 people in total—but bring 13 bowls."

【The other one—under this situation, still willing to come here to be an ordinary security guard...】

And among them, when several people sat down, their pant legs were pulled up, and the color of their ankles, which was obviously different from normal skin color, was noticed by the fans in the livestream.

But in the end, they couldn't help but try to grab the first order.

Work can be taken, but if the work requires sending enough messages, it's hard to grab it at the first time when goods are listed!

When Song Tan rode the tricycle down the mountain, it was exactly 13 bowls of steaming hot rice noodles.

Not to mention, even if they are recruited retired soldiers, they can still have this discipline and posture after retiring... proves that they are quite powerful themselves, right?

"Time to eat."

【What is it, what is it?】

But the other party had already walked far away, the two had to put down their thoughts and also drive their car to follow closely.

【Damn, waited for a long time, stop talking nonsense!】

【The security guard sitting on the lowest stone in the corner, is his ankle not abnormally thin? That skin color is also a bit strange.】

Another one laughed and said: "I don't have any requirements, just give me an extra bowl."

It's like the brain has been downgraded.

【The appearance of the security guard just now, I have seen it in my relative's photo album, coincidentally, meritorious service and awards... um, won't say more.】

He had seen this in a popular science book, but this was the first time seeing it in reality, so he couldn't help but stop the car, opening his eyes wide with curiosity.

"Just heard your sister say someone is causing trouble on the mountain, I can't leave here, you might as well eat there."

This made 【He Shui Heshui Fangfang】 feel suffocated again!

When it came to eating, they changed from their previous serious state, and at this moment their expressions were as happy as kindergarten children lining up waiting for fruit.

Pfft!

【The old brother in front, come out and talk, don't be guessing blindly and leading us astray.】

"Wait." Yan Jin sighed and sat back on the electric scooter: "You first see if your savings are enough to compensate—"

The opposite side was suffocated again.

In short, although Song Tan's fan count has risen sharply, and the comments are a bit discordant, compared to the fans of 【He Shui Heshui Fangfang】 who don't think it's a big deal, they are already full-screen angels.

It hasn't been long, and there's leaking trade secrets, portrait loss, and now lost wages...

【The riddle maker in front, I don't understand.】

After all, it's human nature to love to join the fun.

Earlier there were still some jumping paid posters and haters, now even the paid posters can't be found...

We are clearly livestreaming here and the fans are steadily rising, okay?

Estimate the time to go up the mountain, just in time to scoop out the rice noodles—

【Right! Haven't you called the police? Wait for the police to come! Host, our own people shouldn't start with a bang and end with a whimper.】

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