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Chapter 1317: The Best Actor Among Ducks

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The comments were stunned for a moment.

【This isn't right, it's not like a hen brooding.】

【Exactly! When a hen broods, even if there are no eggs, it won't easily move, and you can grab it easily.】

【Generally speaking, a chicken hatching eggs also has a bad temper, but considering that the few ducks just now were so obedient, so this one... so why did it run to eat so nimbly!】

【So "tsk tsk tsk" is the universal language of the animal kingdom...】

【As far as I know, it's not; for pigs, it's "luo luo luo."】

【Off-topic, off-topic, the ones in front! So what exactly is wrong with the duck?!】

Qiao Qiao was also stunned!

He looked at the duck in the back wagging its butt and rushing toward Chen Xi, then looked at the remaining few obedient ducks hatching eggs without moving, and said blankly: "It... what's going on?"

Chen Xi had already reached out and grabbed the duck's wing roots, lifted it up, and looked at the mark ring on its leg: "It's you again, you repeat offender!"

【I'm really dying of laughter, you even rhymed when summarizing the experience.】

But that position was occupied by the flower-hemp duck, and it couldn't win a fight, and the family group only had 4 members, so it could only shrink into the corner aggrieved. Now, looking at Qiu Sha with its tiny eyes, the fluffy broom-head gently swept across his palm, and Qiu Sha instantly became happy:

The comments were full of 6666.

【Don't say it, you really don't say it!】

【It's just saying, the fashion design concept is not to have both, to want everything...】

He asked by the way: "For a duck with a criminal record like this, shouldn't it usually be stewed to teach it a lesson?"

However... close-up shots were fine too. We've observed it with intimate contact; our main job is done well enough, right?

He took the duck from Wu Ying's hand, put it far away, and then returned to the room to say: "Sister said, only old ducks are delicious! They are still young!"

【Don't just look at the body! Look at its head! How is it? Is the big brother's broom-head elegant?】

"This is too smart!"

"The 2nd time it learned to be smart, it didn't call, mixed in for two extra meals, but at night it wandered in the shed, always making noise, and was heard by the princess."

He pointed to the corner of the duck shed ceiling, where a camera was facing the whole scene.

【Just looking at the body alone, it can be compared to a swan! That ink-cloud-patterned feather is really too fairy-like!】

【Duck! You've evolved too greedily!】

Qiu Sha obediently placed the phone next to the Chinese Chen Xi duck. This duck wasn't afraid of people at all, and it was clearly already very familiar with Qiu Sha.

The Chinese Chen Xi duck didn't know at all that its appearance was looked down upon by humans, but that didn't matter; anyway, it had already been looked down upon by the flower-hemp duck group.

Qiu Sha picked up the phone and very quickly found the Chinese Wu Ying duck huddled in the corner.

About in the duck's brain, insisting on huddling there without moving, it could receive a 【Motionless as a Mountain】 reward meal, right?

Although it was a joke, there was no possibility of it coming true, so they were still very dejected.

【The broom-head is fluffy, the neck is shiny green, but the body is national-style ink cloud patterns...】

Qiao Qiao hesitated for a moment, but still told the truth: "Because... it might not have any status."

Who knew Qiu Sha would stare with wide eyes: "How can you say that in front of it!"

【Sister is right, old duck stew is nourishing, so is it sour bamboo shoot old duck or winter melon old duck?】

"So this is the 3rd time?"

【Dying of laughter, following the childhood duck detective, it's the duck best actor but the sequel is being filmed.】

【Terrifying!】

【Understood, understood, next year's fashion element is improved national style + non-mainstream.】

"Are you looking at the Chinese Chen Xi duck? Is it a bit strange-looking?"

Sigh, the two from the Forestry Bureau sighed silently.

Seeing his palm reach out, the fluffy head rubbed against his palm twice, and the flat beak sucked in his palm, as if asking him: Where's the food?

The young guy asked curiously.

【It didn't hold on the 1st time, exposed at night the 2nd time, couldn't resist the temptation of food the 3rd time... hiss! This duck has been making progress!】

"Why does it look so pitiful and have no status?"

Chen Xi was also unable to laugh or cry: "It was discovered so quickly the first time, it's just that Chen Chi's extra meals weren't at a fixed time, and that duck huddled there for a long time and couldn't wait, so it called out, and that's how it was discovered."

By the way, he also held the camera and, imitating what the young guy taught just now, snapped photos of it!

Originally, it had its eye on the thickest straw in the innermost part. It had observed that lying there, it could take the opportunity to eat a few more mouthfuls from the bucket when the two-legged beasts fed them.

The old and young from the Forestry Bureau also became interested. At this moment, they threw the Chinese Chen Xi duck to the back of their minds and instead examined this duck with a long criminal record.

Unlike everyone's careful examination, the livestream room was already laughing wildly:

He finished speaking and looked at the young guy whose eyes instantly widened, only then explaining: "You can't use human eyes to measure the popularity of animals in a group."

Only Qiao Qiao was helpless: "This isn't the first one; these few days almost 4 have done this, and two of them are male... it's really become a spirit."

Just thinking about it, the two's saliva was about to flow out.

【Good, good, good! Human aesthetics confirmed the Class I status—is it really not because of its non-mainstream broom-head that it was rated Class I?】

"Look at our ducks, the fur is shiny, the butt is fat, the body is sturdy... it looks very solid and delicious, right?"

Looking at that angle, the two people standing outside were instantly in despair about the light and shadow and composition.

Class I status, it would definitely have more "bige" (class) than that flower-hemp duck.

"I was pondering what was going on, so I checked the surveillance..."

"Qiu Sha, move the lens closer, let everyone see."

【Pfft hahahahaha】

【Hurry and call the brothers and sisters in the entertainment industry! Acting skills can't be worse than a duck!】

Then, after Qiao Qiao's phone moved closer, he said: "Because Chen Chi often gives extra meals to those ducks hatching eggs, they eat well, and the other ducks get jealous—see, this one has pretended to hatch eggs several times!"

Everyone was really speechless, both amused and not knowing how to summarize the language. Finally, the two from the Forestry Bureau regained their reason: "Maybe we should still look at the Chinese Chen Xi duck."

"Xiao Qiu! Someone is here specifically to see you!"

【No problem, this really can't blame the duck.】

【Don't talk nonsense, don't talk nonsense. Don't recruit haters for Teacher Qiu Sha.】

【One thing to say, this can't blame the duck. It disguised itself to eat good food, you pretended to use delicious food to tempt it, if it didn't eat, wouldn't this disguise lose its meaning?】

"Right!" Chen Chi unconditionally stood by his little partner. At this moment, imitating the deep posture in the anime, he said word for word: "Ducks also have hearts! We must eat them quietly!"

Qiu Sha was anxious: "Oh my!"

Arrange for me and him to go on a business trip next time! ===== CHAPTER 1318 =====

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