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Chapter 1421

~8 min read 1,409 words

In the comment section of the giant pumpkin, half were exclamations and half were asking for the shop, but most people didn't believe that such a beautiful and big pumpkin was grown because of manure, so the most popular ones were the seed shops.

And the girl who made it to the trending search stared at the pumpkin in the courtyard, and was scolded by her parents at this moment: "Look at you! You're on the news, but you shouldn't have said everything! How could you mention Qiaoqiao's shop?"

"Exactly, it's so hard for us to grab anything! You've made it even harder."

The girl felt both guilty and regretful: "I... I... I thought they wouldn't believe it... but everyone doesn't believe it, right?" Speaking to the end, she brought a little expectation and couldn't help but flip through Weibo again.

Who knew that before she could find any comments, she saw the neighbor climbing over from the wall, holding his phone high: "Hey, neighbor, is the Qiaoqiao you mentioned this one? Why don't they sell anything in their shop! I asked him if he sells manure, why didn't he answer me?"

They don't grow pumpkins in their courtyard, but if such good fertilizer is real, how great it would be for growing flowers!

The flower grower was ecstatic and accepted this recommendation very naturally.

The girl's eyes went dark, and when she opened the Weibo comment section again, sure enough, she saw many people posting pictures below and asking: "Is it this one?"

And in the village, outside, they were cooking lamb and slaughtering cattle for fun, and Grandpa Qibiao was loudly calling Qiaoqiao to prepare to make lamb offal soup in the evening, and Qiaoqiao was also hurriedly washing his hands and setting up phones everywhere.

Only Zhang Yanping!

He stared at the computer, with unread messages on the screen one after another, and the message notification sound was continuous, annoying him so much he almost threw the computer!

He wanted to find someone to share the work, but Xin Jun went to the homestay again today!

Damn it!

He opened the background messages with tears in his eyes—

【Boss, how much is a bag of manure?】

【Boss, your manure is what grows giant pumpkins, right?】

【Hello, why isn't the manure listed?】

【Hello, is it chicken manure, sheep manure, or earthworm manure?】

【Is the Qiaoqiao house manure mentioned for the giant pumpkin yours?】

Zhang Yanping's iron-like heart was about to break!

At this moment, he opened his phone and started searching for the keywords "giant pumpkin" and "manure" with hatred. Not long after, he found the Weibo topic, clicked in, and saw the comments below the top post were 26k, with 14k reposts...

His eyes went dark!

Who on earth leaked the organization's secret!

At this point, he simply didn't reply to a single word, and directly lay on the balcony and shouted: "Tantan, is that manure for sale or not?!"

And just at this moment, Qiaoqiao's live broadcast room also opened.

The overwhelming crowd of onlookers, still muttering words like "marketing," "sky-high wealth," and "routine," rushed in, and before they could see clearly what was in front of them, they heard a shout from outside the screen.

And then someone else with a clear voice said: "Not for sale, just use that bit of fertilizer on the mountain, what's there to sell?"

It's really not for sale. To be honest, the most manure is cow manure, which has a lot of fiber and can be used for firewood, and it doesn't smell after being dried... The problem is, as a fertilizer, it's not fertile at all.

Even if the spiritual energy in the grass fiber makes its effect as a fertilizer not bad at all, if this kind of thing is sold, wouldn't the customers scream that they've been cheated?

She never intended to sell it from the beginning to the end, so Song Tan answered very frankly.

She was busy cleaning up the lamb with Lu Chuan at this moment, where would she have the time to deal with any manure? The two fairy-like figures who were still bright and laughing at the class reunion two days ago, talking about millions, were now one sitting on a stool wearing rubber gloves pouring hot water, and the other squatting there with sleeves rolled high, with water splashing on the internal organs...

In short, it had nothing to do with fairy air, but it was a rare occasion to slaughter a lamb, so just like cleaning up beef, the whole family went into action!

Old Yang, the only one who stayed out of it but was unwilling to stay out of it, was running around the whole place, looking anxious!

Hey!

And the ignorant newcomers who just entered the live broadcast room, many of whom were just joining in the fun and had just downloaded the app, were stunned when they heard the question and answer from outside the screen.

No, is this also a type of marketing?

Before they could ask, a large group of people suddenly came in and started sending bullet comments, and the number of viewers soared instantly—

【Grandma! The streamer you've been waiting for is finally broadcasting again!】

【Teacher Qiaoqiao! You're finally broadcasting!】

【Actually, it hasn't been many days since we ate lotus root tips last time...】

【Don't mention lotus root tips! I searched for half a day at the vegetable market in the evening, ah ah ah, I'm dying of craving.】

【Eh, what did the bullet comments say about manure earlier?】

【Oh, I can't stand you flower growers, I already said the manure is not for sale!】

【Ah ah ah ah, it's lamb today! It's lamb! It's the little lamb jumping on the river beach!】

【My god, slaughtering cattle and sheep, streamer, give me the address, I'll bear this sin for you!】

【Abacus, Antarctica, understand?】

【No, how can you tell this pile of meat is lamb?】

【Lamb leg, lamb leg!】

The bullet comments were overwhelming and flashing fast. The newcomers didn't understand anything and were covered by new ones again. At this moment, they thought for a long time and had to move their eyes away, then focused on the lamb scene.

Don't say, the freshly slaughtered lamb looks like it's very delicious...

And Qiaoqiao finally set up the position. Looking at the meat waiting to be processed everywhere, he asked: "Grandpa Qibiao, besides lamb offal soup tonight, what else are we eating?"

Grandpa Qibiao thought for a while: "Let's eat something simple in the evening... I'll mix some lettuce, and roast a few lamb chops? Do you want it spicy?"

Old Yang appeared out of nowhere and shouted loudly at this moment: "Want it spicy! Want it spicy!"

Grandpa Qibiao now finds this father and son very pleasing to the eye—the little lamb is a top student and even takes Qiaoqiao to study together. As an elder, he loves such children.

Old Yang is a wealth-sending boy... old boy, he sent so many agricultural machines in one go, and several large trucks were sent over...

How impressive!

He added some thief-like energetic music to his trembling voice, and it got over a thousand likes!

At this moment, he immediately agreed: "Okay! Spicy!"

And here, Zhang Yanping also returned to the computer, rubbing his hands, not replying to a single message, but directly started editing a new announcement—

【Thank you for your enthusiastic expectation for the manure, but since we are a small family farm, the breeding scale is not large, and the output does not match everyone's enthusiasm for the time being. Therefore, after careful consideration, in order to ensure that customers' moods are not affected, we have decided not to sell it for now.】

Red text below!

【Don't buy it, don't buy it! No stock! Nothing at all! If it can be listed, there is stock to buy; if it's not listed, there is none! Don't buy it, don't ask, I can't answer, there's only one customer service!】

【Dear, please forgive me!】

One-click automatic reply!

Perfect!

Zhang Yanping released the keyboard and let out a long sigh of relief at this moment.

The next moment, the background messages that had already calmed down actually started to vibrate again!

【Customer service Xiao Li? Are you that rough-voiced old man who asked questions outside?】

【Who on earth is Xiao Li!】

Zhang Yanping:...

He closed the computer, his oppressive face unfathomable.

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