Chapter 1704

This really can't blame the fish thieves for not being meticulous.

A slightly quiet boat, a prepared large net.

The two brothers even rowed the boat manually for silence, just to not wake the dogs on the river beach.

If the dogs don't wake up, people won't discover them.

If people don't discover them on the water, wouldn't they be unscrupulous, wanting to handle the fish however they want?

And the result?

Originally they were calm and collected...

Now the two brothers looked at the big goose staring at them with a pair of bean eyes, and the crowd of duck teams behind it, and both fell silent.

In this situation, the older brother even had the mind to be distracted and think: don't know if it's scarier that there's really a water ghost behind, or if this scene in front is scarier...

But the younger brother didn't know the immensity of heaven and earth, and at this moment, he had already excitedly suggested:

"Brother, don't you think that once they honk later, the people on the shore will discover us?"

"We have to wait to cast the net to catch fish, why not cast the net now and drag this group of ducks and geese away!"

Looking at the physique of these free-range mallards, you know they definitely aren't the kind that are quickly sold; in this free-range environment on the river beach, they eat who knows how much fresh food every day, the meat definitely isn't fishy!

Just selling them for twenty or thirty a catty, someone will definitely want them!

And this goose!

Oh my, geese aren't cheap at all now!

With this net, maybe they'll sell more than the fish; if they can't sell them all in one day, they can keep them for the next day.

But it's best not to; what if they feed them until they lose two taels in their hands, wouldn't that be a huge loss?

The younger brother's imagination ran wild.

It can only be said that the two brothers' brains were really active; in the short moment they looked at each other, one thought after another appeared in their minds.

The younger brother was smug:

"How about it! Brother, just tell me if my idea works or not?"

The older brother began to ponder.

Don't say, although it's a bit outrageous, it's unexpectedly really practical!

Anyway, the geese will honk.

If they really go up to the boat to twist them, if they can't beat them, they can't go into the water to fight with the ducks again.

But it's different if they scoop them up with a net; drag them in the net and drive the boat directly, the people behind won't be able to catch up even if they want to!

Some ducks submerged in the water might not survive, but these fresh, hot ones that just died, still don't affect the sale!

The two brothers looked at each other and bent down together at this moment, wanting to get the fishing net in the boat.

But it would have been fine if they hadn't moved. Da Bai had already declared its fighting spirit in advance, and it also stood still like a mountain.

In its eyes, these two little nose-snot people seemed to be stunned by its majesty and strength, not moving at all.

Since that's the case, it will let them be scared for a while longer.

But once they moved, and were sneaky, not knowing what they were going to do...

Good heavens!

"Honk—"

It honked loudly, its wings flapping desperately, its body leaving the water surface, but its webbed feet seemed to have practiced light-body kung fu on the water waves, slapping and stepping!

Don't know if it was the sound of slapping waves or the sound of wings flapping, in short, it rushed onto the boat in one go!

Its physique was actually much stronger than it looked, because it needed to exert great strength every day, so it was all muscle from head to toe.

Standing on the boat heavily at this moment, it made the small boat shake instantly and sink slightly.

The leading goose had moved, how could the duck team not move?

Accompanied by the goose sister's another loud honk, it! Also waved its wings and rushed over with the ducks.

Flapping! Fluttering! Beating!

Occasionally mixed with the wild screams of the two brothers:

"Don't come over, ah ah ah—"

What's comforting is that the ducks don't participate in the battle actively, more like the atmosphere group and the straight man—

Where is that comforting?!

If their boat carries so many ducks and geese, it's hard to say it won't sink!

But before the boat sinks, the first thing they have to resist is Da Bai's attack, which is as fast as the wind and moves like thunder!

They also grew up in the countryside and actually have some experience in dealing with geese; it's not that scary.

You just need to do this, do that!

For example, when it stretches its neck to attack, grab its long neck...

But are there many teeth in this open mouth, ah ah ah!!!

And why is this neck so thick and slippery, it's not easy to grab with one hand!!! The goose grew so fat, is this reliable?

"Ah!"

The older brother screamed, obviously bitten hard by the goose.

Although the back of the hand has thin skin and little meat and couldn't be bitten for long, this hard bite, and on the sensitive back of the hand, instantly made this seven-foot man's tears almost burst out.

No need to look, it will definitely be bruised and purple for many days!

But it doesn't matter.

The younger brother hesitated on the side and didn't dare to come forward, but his spirit came to support:

"Brother, don't be afraid, grab the root of its wings when it stretches its head and flaps its wings! Our grandma used to catch geese like this!"

Although they had to overcome fear and pain, and although they were bound to be bitten again, it was still more certain than grabbing the neck!

The difference is that grandma, that thin little old lady, grabbed a goose that wasn't this big...

"Woah, it's so strong!"

The older brother was struggling and couldn't care about saying anything else to him, only roaring at this moment: "Hurry up and come help me deal with it!"

Just as the words fell, only heard—

"Ah!"

The younger brother also screamed in pain instantly!

It turned out that the goose sister opened its mouth and bit his inner thigh hard!

This was much more painful than his brother's hand!

In summer, he was originally only wearing big shorts, and now he was twisted hard without any obstruction, and the other side wouldn't let go...

"Woo..."

He burst into tears on the spot, howling:

"Brother! It hurts! It hurts!"

The older brother looked and instantly clenched his legs.

No other meaning, it's just that the vital parts are also very important...

Who knew Da Bai was an extremely smart goose.

It didn't matter if it didn't pinch the legs, but after pinching the legs, it always wanted to explore if there was any treasure inside.

So it lowered its body, and on this boat crowded with ducks and people, it actually rushed out a path without any obstruction!

Then its big wings flapped with force and rushed forward, aiming straight at—

The small boat swayed again.

The older brother saw he was about to fall, but the goose's target didn't change, so he instantly knelt down with his hands folded: "Not here, really not here!"

But the consequence of not being able to was that the back of his hand was twisted hard again!

But there was no meat!

Da Bai then tilted its neck and bit his inner thigh hard too—

"Woo..."

What kind of instant stinging pain was this!

The older brother, like the younger brother just now, stiffened instantly.

And the big white goose in front of him slowly closed its mouth, stood high in front of him, and flapped its wings leisurely and comfortably, only then releasing a loud honk—

"Honk honk honk—"

The next moment, the ducks that gathered around also seemed to have received an order, and they also pecked at him, pecked at him...

But the ducks don't understand balance.

Originally, this boat was already swaying left and right during the fierce fight, making people stagger.

Otherwise, the older brother wouldn't have knelt down so nimbly to maintain balance.

But at this moment, when they rushed to one side, these hundred-plus ducks and two big geese weighing several dozen catties, plus two big men curled up by the side of the boat, instantly made one side of the boat tip high!

A faint motor sound came from the distant shore.

It should be Chen Xi bringing Chen Chi to drive over.

But no one cared at this moment, because the boat was tipping high, tipping high, tipping high, tipping—

"Splash!"

At this moment, it finally lost its balance, and everyone, including the ducks, flipped over and slammed into the water!

And during this flip, the biggest white goose also extremely abominably kicked them and, using the momentum, flapped its wings and stood on the bottom of the overturned boat.

It's a pity the two brothers didn't see this scene.

Because they had already been slapped into the water directly.

The ducks flew away in panic but smoothly in the water, revealing their heads in the distance.

And the small boat was overturned on the water waves, swaying.

That bundle of fishing nets had already sunk, and the two brothers struggled desperately in pain and embarrassment, finally revealing their heads on the water surface, but when they raised their hands to wipe the water off their faces and opened their eyes!

Good heavens!

It was still those familiar bean eyes!

It was still that familiar goose.

The despair that heaven was going to destroy the two hadn't yet arisen when they saw Da Bai lower its head again and pull a tuft of hair off the older brother's scalp!

The stinging sensation felt as if it wasn't hair that was torn, but a layer of scalp!

The younger brother felt even more terrified, but the goose sister beside him was also eyeing him covetously, evaluating him seriously with a pair of bean eyes, seemingly wanting to find a point of interest to bite!

The next moment, the other side's flat mouth rushed straight at his face!

"Ah!"

The younger brother screamed, instantly closed his eyes, and wanted to sink into the water, but his movements, how could they be faster than the goose sister?!

So that piece of cartilage under the bridge of his nose was bitten hard!

At this moment, heaven and earth were silent.

A nerve in his brain seemed to be pulled tight, all thoughts were gone, only endless sourness and pain rushed to the top of his head!

He instantly burst into snot and tears, his whole body, including his hands and feet, lost control, and he sank heavily under the water.

The older brother saw it from the side and thought the goose had poked out his brother's eyes, and at this moment, he exclaimed:

"Brother!!"

Sorrowful and unspeakable, truly pitiful!

Chen Xi, who was driving the boat over quickly, also vaguely heard the exclamation in the motor sound, and at this moment, he couldn't help but worry:

"Don't tell me Da Bai didn't know its own strength and caused a death!"

He became anxious.

But the throttle was already turned to the end, and at this moment, he was burning with anxiety, but he still rushed to the scene amidst the ducks scattering in panic.

He saw two big men, one of whom was leaning on the overturned boat, letting the goose sister bite him hard from time to time; his body was twitching, but he didn't even scream anymore.

The other one was like a perpetual motion top.

At this moment, he was swimming desperately back and forth around the boat, using all kinds of strokes like dog paddle and breaststroke, just to avoid the big white goose that suddenly attacked...

But avoiding was useless, and he also took many bites on his body.

Ah, this...

Chen Xi looked and felt that it seemed to be fine.

Since it was fine, then there was no need to worry!

He then slowed down the boat speed and rowed slowly on the side, while Chen Chi looked at all this curiously, and finally sighed pitifully:

"The ducks didn't sleep well, they will definitely be thinner tomorrow."

Oh my, this woke Chen Xi up.

Ducks sleeping to nourish their bodies is a big deal!

Look at the time, if they go back now, if they get up a bit later, they can still sleep for another hour or two!

There was a small fishing net on the boat, usually used to catch fish for themselves to eat, so he took it out and netted the two brothers directly, then said to Da Bai:

"Da Bai, you guys have worked hard too, you've helped a lot, now go back and rest early. If you don't sleep, your ducks won't have any energy!"

Da Bai is the king of the duck flock.

How could it let its subjects not rest well?

At this moment, it honked long, and then looked contemptuously at the two shivering, trembling people in the net who looked like dead fish.

Only then did it twist its butt, swaying and stepping on the green waves, and swam toward the front leisurely.

Behind it, the scattered ducks heard its call and, like a gathered skirt, continued to follow toward the front.

And Chen Chi stared at the two people in the net and asked curiously:

"Do we have to drag them back like dragging big fish?"

Chen Xi was startled: "That won't do, it will cause a death."

This was just because their boat speed wasn't fast enough; if it were fast enough, the waves hitting people's heads could also knock them unconscious.

What can be done?

In the past, if a thief entered the house, beating them to death wouldn't count.

But now, if this thief had an accident, they would still have to be responsible.

So he honestly dragged the heavy-as-lead two people back onto the boat.

Thanks to Chen Chi's great strength, it was successful.

In short, wrap the fishing net a few more times, tie it tightly, and drive the boat back to the river bank.

At the same time, Chen Xi also instructed:

"Call the boss."

Chen Chi responded and dialed the phone.

And so—

Song Tan slowly opened her eyes by the balcony window. At this moment, she answered the phone and heard the wild, rushing wind and the ticking sound of the engine, mixed with Chen Chi's loud shouting—

"Boss sister, Da Bai caught two thieves—"

Song Tan touched her forehead.

The difficulty of gathering spiritual energy, although radiating to the surroundings, her own spiritual sense didn't cover that far every day.

Now she missed a big show, oh my!

She felt extremely regretful.

Looking at the time again, she asked: "Are those two thieves okay?"

"They're fine." Chen Chi even squatted down and looked carefully:

"They aren't bleeding, just a bit painful and a bit tired."

Song Tan said calmly: "Since that's the case, we aren't heartless people, tell them to rest a bit more."

"Wait until five o'clock when everyone gets up, I'll take everyone to watch the fun—and call the police."

It's not like an hour or two makes a difference.

"Okay," Chen Chi thought: "Then can we leave them for the King to watch?"

The King has the best sense of proportion and can also command other dogs.

Song Tan:...

"As long as the thieves don't have any objections."

What objections could the thieves have? Of course, the thieves have no objections!

The two thief brothers curled up together with difficulty, tied firmly by the fishing net, and apart from rolling, they couldn't do anything.

When they got to the shore, because the ground was grass, the big, strong guy even pulled the fishing net forward with his hands, grinding them until their shorts were about to fall off.

Finally, they were just put there.

Open air, grass, mosquitoes.

Although it wasn't cold in the middle of summer, and their wet clothes felt quite comfortable, the problem was—

Is this house a demon's den?!

When they were asking questions, why didn't anyone tell them there was such a lion-like big dog here!!!

When they opened their eyes, the King was sitting quietly in front of them, yawning lazily. Its big tongue curled on its wet nose:

Hmm, information confirmed, they are strange thieves attempting to steal fish.

It lowered its head slowly and looked at them quietly again.

Brothers:...

The two hugged each other and scrambled backward desperately.

They didn't scramble, so they just rolled again, but the other end hit something else.

Turning their heads again, they saw several other dogs standing side by side, looking down at them as if watching a show...

They are thieves! So excited, they haven't caught thieves for a long time!!!

They clearly know how to swim, just not fast enough, why did Da Bai snatch such an interesting thing?!

Looking down at these two people staring at them with wide eyes, the dogs lowered their bodies and wagged their tails excitedly, woofing:

Humans, cute!

The two brothers:...

At this moment, tacit understanding finally manifested in the two brothers, and all the details of crime dramas appeared in their minds—

"Brother, you didn't tell the family when you came out, right?"

"Brother, you say if we... no one will know we were here, right..."

?? Big temperature drop tomorrow, my flowers and plants!!!

? By the way, I ordered pomelo leaves for 6.5 yuan yesterday, and today I found out the boss sent it via SF Express (!!!).

? Are there any knowledgeable readers who can tell me where the profit point of this order is...

? 【This chapter is over four thousand words, la la】