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Chapter 303

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At this moment, Song Qiao Song Qiao had already picked half a basket of chili peppers; a big pile of green and red ones was already peaking over the rim of the basket.

Seeing the thick and tender green peppers on the side, Zhang Zhang Yanping's mouth burned instinctively.

And just at this moment, he saw another sneaky figure not far away, lurking there in a familiar posture, motionless.

This time, Zhang Zhang Yanping, who had discovered it in advance, was speechless.

I mean, everyone is a treasure, so why is Zhou Qibao uniquely more gluttonous?

It's a good thing he hadn't entrusted it with any important tasks, otherwise wouldn't it be stealing from its own post every day?

This time, he would let its bad reputation spread across the entire internet!

He suddenly shoved the camera over.

How could the little puppy know about Zhang Zhang Yanping's little bit of malice?

Zhou Qibao only knew that in this vast vegetable field before it, it liked every single thing!

But San Bao and Si Bao watched it too closely every day; it hadn't stolen anything, and could only dig up the wild grass on the ridges.

And just two days ago, it finally succeeded in stealing a cucumber that was only as big as a banana!

It was a pity; it was discovered by San Bao and Si Bao, then shown to the owner, and the owner finally gave that little cucumber to San Bao and Si Bao as a reward.

While it could only watch from the side... woo... dog life is so hard!

Today is the same.

Isn't it just farming? Everyone is helping, and it is helping too; it just dug a bit messily and raked out a corn kernel again.

Why was its cucumber only that tiny bit?

Zhou Qibao was very unconvinced; what kind of bad intentions could a little puppy have? It was just not skilled yet.

See, after the failure, it couldn't help but recall the taste of that tender cucumber from that day. After all, although it got its head tapped, it had still bitten off a mouthful of that cucumber while stealing it.

At this moment, the owner and the others were gathered together, not knowing what they were talking about, and San Bao and Si Bao were watching them, unable to spare attention for it—

The right time, the right place, and the right dog!

Zhou Qibao must succeed in stealing a big one!

It was a pity; the puppy's venture was caught halfway through. Even San Bao and Si Bao didn't get anything. It was unwilling; Zhou Qibao was absolutely unwilling!

But it couldn't steal the cucumber anymore; what should it steal now?

Zhou Qibao looked left and right—the little owner had picked a lot of those fruits in his basket; were they particularly delicious?

It was a bit suspicious; that thing clearly had a smell it didn't like, it seemed very irritating. Being close to it, even the faint scent leaking from the chili stems gave it an urge to sneeze.

But... why did the little owner pick so many?

They must be delicious things hidden away!

Since that's the case...

At this moment, it crawled along the shadows of the vegetable field, then silently arrived in front of the big basket that Song Qiao Song Qiao had put down because it was getting full, pretending to squat there casually.

Everyone in the livestream watched its performance and couldn't help but die of laughter:

【This little earth dog is being sneaky, not a good dog!】

【What does it want to do? Don't tell me it wants to steal chili peppers?】

【Dogs can't eat chili peppers; it irritates the stomach, and in severe cases, it might lead to...】

【This silly dog, it will taste it as soon as it bites, it won't swallow.】

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Zhou Qibao continued its "secret" behavior.

At this point, even Song Qiao Song Qiao couldn't help but whisper to Song Tan: "Sister, Zhou Qibao is so bad."

"Yes," Song Tan also nodded: "So today we must let it learn a lesson, let it know that some things cannot be stolen."

"But this chili is really spicy," Song Qiao Song Qiao hesitated: "Why does it want to steal it? Is it because its brain isn't good?"

"It seems so." Song Tan was dead serious.

"It must be a little dummy among dogs."

Song Qiao Song Qiao also nodded solemnly: "It's okay, I'm not afraid that it's a dummy."

Zhou Qibao was already starting to switch its two front paws in place—it was a bit anxious; why were both owners looking at it? Did they find out?

It was so unwilling. After switching its feet back and forth like this a few times, it saw Song Tan and Song Qiao Song Qiao both turn their heads away at the same time, as if something in the distance was attracting them...

Good opportunity!

Zhou Qibao suppressed its excitement to bark, then pounced forward and snatched a bright red, sky-pointing chili pepper no thicker than a little finger from the basket, then quickly ran away.

Only then did San Bao and Si Bao, who were reflecting in frustration in the distance, seem to realize something, and with a leap, they attempted to intercept it.

"San Bao, Si Bao!"

Song Tan stopped them: "Come here."

San Bao and Si Bao threw aside Zhou Qibao, who was about to be caught, and ran over quickly.

And at this moment, Zhang Zhang Yanping just extended the stand as far as possible.

Zhou Qibao stood in place, facing the strange feeling in its mouth; its little head seemed to have a big question...

But never mind!

It must eat it today!

So with an "ah-woo" bite, it took the chili into its mouth, grinding its upper and lower teeth together.

The next moment, it was as if the whole dog had been pricked by a needle; it jumped up, and then quickly spat out the small lump of red chili bits with yellow round seeds.

Afterward, it stood there blankly staring at the grass, not reacting for a long time.

【What's going on?】

【Is it not spicy? Why is there no reaction?】

【It's possible this dog has Sichuan-Chongqing ancestry and isn't afraid of spice.】

【Not spicy, but it doesn't taste good, right? Otherwise, why would it spit it out?】

The livestream was chatting when they saw the whole dog suddenly go crazy, then jump up and down on the lawn, its two front paws landing heavily, its eyes staring hatefully at the bits, and it let out a loud—

"Woof!"

"Woof woof!"

"Woof woof woof!"

It started jumping left and right, constantly sticking out its tongue and panting, and then launched a strong condemnation and protest against the red bits, along with various unspeakable insults.

Song Tan chuckled, and even Song Qiao Song Qiao laughed out loud.

He said proudly: "Even I was cried by the spice, how could a little puppy not cry?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Zhou Qibao run forward with unprecedented ferocity, then dive headfirst into the water bucket next to the doghouse, its big tongue rolling, drinking water desperately.

After drinking for a while, it seemed to feel it wasn't spicy anymore, so it lifted its head and shook its water-filled head.

But, not even a minute after shaking its head, the whole dog went "ah-woo" again and stuck its dog mouth into the bucket once more:

"Gulu gulu..."

Everyone in the livestream finally understood—

【I don't know why, but I'm laughing so loud.】

【Zhou Qibao, do you know that you're going to be stolen for being this cute!】

【Hahaha, reminds me of my husky, it's currently destroying... ah ah ah... damn!】

【It seems this chili is not ordinarily spicy, hahaha.】

The chat was full of laughter, but Song Tan's expression...

San Bao and Si Bao saw its appearance and let out a pitiful whimper, then looked at Song Tan with eager eyes.

Song Tan then tightened her expression, which wanted to laugh, and said seriously: "See that? This is the consequence of stealing food. You must remember this from now on!"

"Woof woof woof!"

"!"

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