Chapter 341: What Does It Have to Do with Me

Song Tan stood in the courtyard, trying to make room for the tossing Dabai, while rubbing Dawang's dog head, her expression couldn't be more comfortable—

"Right—left—legs, legs, legs—oh my, Old Lady Zhou, why don't you listen! I warned you, but you insisted on not dodging... Look! Oh my! Bit again, right!"

She said slowly, but Old Lady Zhou was so angry she was fuming—you call that a warning? The goose's beak is faster than your voice!

"Warning my ass! I... I'll sue... sue in court..." She gasped for breath and cursed—originally there were dirtier and uglier words, but at this moment she was out of breath and really couldn't say more lines.

Song Tan looked innocent:

"Look at you, at your age, why are you talking like that? The goose doesn't like you, what does it have to do with me? With those few wounds on you, you can't even get a minor injury report at the hospital. If you want to sue, go ahead!"

Isn't that so!

Old Lady Zhou looked down—sure enough, it was just a little red! This goose has become a spirit!

She was going to be angry to death!

What made her even angrier was Song Tan's words:

"Besides, this goose isn't mine, it's my grandfather's. My grandfather is so old, if the police come or you go to court, won't it just be mediation?"

"Old Lady Zhou, be patient, I think Dabai likes you quite a bit. Don't worry, it has a sense of proportion, it won't bite you badly."

Good heavens!

This made Old Lady Zhou almost explode!

She turned a corner, saw Dabai jumping up, and endured the pain to pull out a hoe, fiercely turning around to smash it at Dabai!

However, as an old lady, how could she smash better than Dabai, who was now agile and sensitive?

Only to see Dabai dodge to the side, and with a "Ga," its eyes revealed ferocity!

When it lowered its head again, it flapped its short wings and jumped up, biting the inside of Old Lady Zhou's arm!

"Ow—"

"Clang!"

The hoe fell to the ground, and the old elm handle that had been passed down for many years smashed directly onto the bone of her foot...

This time, Old Lady Zhou really cried out in pain.

"Goodness!"

Song Song Youde and Wang Wang Lifen heard the commotion in the main room, and looking at Dabai's rampant energy, they couldn't help but marvel:

"We've raised Dabai for so many years, how come we didn't find it so clever? It even knows not to bite badly!"

In the main room, everyone marveled.

Song Tan had never underestimated Dabai's cleverness. Just looking at how it bit people usually—facing Sun Sun Shouping, whom it didn't like, it bit first, then didn't let go, but the force wasn't heavy, obviously wanting to scare him.

Just looking at Zhang Zhang Yanping's description that Sun Sun Shouping was fine after walking two steps, you know the force.

But facing a hunched old lady like Old Lady Zhou, it bit once, then bit again, frequently, but it didn't bite heavily.

It can be called a master of proportion.

It's just... it specifically twists those sensitive places, the inside of the thighs and the inside of the arms, no matter who it is, those places must be sensitive and fragile.

Just a light bite...

Isn't that why Old Lady Zhou is crying for her father and mother?

Don't say, in the hot summer, an afternoon like this is quite cooling.

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Old Lady Zhou was already unable to help squatting down, her body was burning with pain everywhere, and even under her split collar, her fragile belly was fiercely twisted with several red marks.

And what hurt even more was her foot.

The hoe handle was heavy, and when it smashed down, it happened to hit the protruding bone, making her unable to even make a wailing sound at this moment.

After a long while, she finally wailed truly:

"My foot, my bone!"

In the main room, Until Wu Lan began to worry: "Don't really break the bone, otherwise she'll find trouble again... I'd rather throw money into the water to hear a splash than take advantage of this kind of person!"

Who says it isn't!

However, Song Tan poked her head out to look—as I said before, the little old lady is probably because she has no quality, so she is never in pain. So much so that she is strong and has a good appetite, and look, her bones are quite strong too.

"It's okay," she comforted: "You held the hoe yourself, you let go yourself, and you smashed a big bump on yourself, and the bone isn't broken, it's quite good."

When this was said, Old Lady Zhou was even sadder.

However, Dabai didn't know if it understood, but at this moment, it aimed at Old Lady Zhou's butt and bit and twisted it fiercely again!

Good heavens! Old Lady Zhou jumped up like a rocket, and then covering her butt, she rushed out the door in a panic!

"Don't go!"

Song Tan chased two steps actively: "Why are you running so fast? Don't fall. I'm waiting for you to sue me—"

Behind her, seeing that Song Tan also wanted to play, Dabai became even more energetic, and made another rampant "Ga e e e" strange cry, and then buried its head, pattering its feet and rushing onto the cement road!

Scaring Old Lady Zhou to tremble all over, and she ran even faster, limping.

Looking at that fleeing back, Song Tan knew that this old lady would definitely not dare to walk past her door again, and she would probably avoid the back mountain as well.

However...

She thought for a while, and at this moment her wrist turned slightly, and a trace of spiritual energy was quickly flicked out. Then it chased Old Lady Zhou's back like a meteor.

The next moment, Old Lady Zhou only felt her skin cool, as if she could feel the friction of this old cloth.

So much so that the burning pain on it became even more unbearable!

She finally couldn't help it, while shedding old tears, she accelerated even more miserably.

In the courtyard, Song Tan was also very satisfied.

Returning to her hometown, although the progress of spiritual energy accumulation is very slow, because she is always using it, her control is even better than before.

This tiny bit of spiritual energy can neither nourish the body nor strengthen the blood, it is purely to improve Old Lady Zhou's pain perception...

Not bad, not bad!

She hugged a watermelon out of the side room, and at this moment, with a punch, it was directly divided into two halves.

After Dabai returned triumphantly and rampant, she hurriedly gave that half to it and Dawang:

"Eat! This big piece is all yours. Today we only eat the watermelon pulp, and the rind is for the pigs!"

"Oh my, our Dabai is really amazing! So great... what would this family do without you..."

Dabai stood there, and its neck was stiff for a while.

I mean, the owner who usually only pinches its neck and swings it around, actually has such a moment of praising itself?

Although it didn't understand much, the emotion was felt solidly!

At this moment, it raised its neck high, made a rampant goose cry, and then plunged its head down, biting the red meat in the center of the watermelon!

For a time, a goose and a dog ate happily!

And in the main room, everyone looked left and right, and finally couldn't help but make a strange wild laughter no less than Dabai's.

What a wonderful play!

Even Until Wu Lan and Wang Wang Lifen couldn't help laughing: "It's been so many years, and I finally saw Old Lady Zhou suffer—it's so satisfying to watch!" ===== CHAPTER 342 =====