Chapter 346: If I Had a Boyfriend

"Are you robbing money?!"

Wu Wu Qianqian screamed instantly, jumping in rage.

But after screaming, she realized, was the same line said by herself a few months ago?

However, Song Tan looked disapproving:

"What are you talking about? Robbing money isn't that fast! Now everyone doesn't carry cash..."

Good heavens! Wu Wu Qianqian was even angrier!

The world is changing so fast, why is your vegetable price so stable?

"What kind of watermelon do you dare to sell for 20 yuan a jin? It's outrageous, aren't you afraid I'll report you?"

"You report it." Song Tan was indifferent: "All procedures are reasonable and legal. Besides, cherries have several hundred yuan a jin, and there are also one or twenty yuan a jin, why don't you report them?"

"Wu Qianqian," Song Tan said earnestly, simply like a worried old mother: "After such a long time, why are you still so stingy?"

Wu Wu Qianqian's combat effectiveness couldn't even compare to the geese in the family, let alone against Song Tan.

At this moment, she trembled her lips, simply unbelievable—"I'm stingy?!"

"Right."

Song Tan nodded seriously: "You complained that the vegetables were expensive before, and now you complain that the melons are expensive—it's normal to complain that it's expensive, but the key is that you never ask the price, you report the quantity first, and you say you want it as soon as you open your mouth. After you want it, you start to feel that I'm robbing money... you can't do this!"

This made Wu Wu Qianqian so angry that her whole body was shaking!

2,000 yuan, to be honest, she couldn't take it out, but as long as she thought that 2,000 yuan was only used to buy watermelons, her heart felt as brittle as if it had been broken into 8 pieces.

If she smashed another punctuation mark, it would fall all over the floor.

She was so angry that tears were spinning, and at this moment she could only look at Xin Jun who was putting popsicles into the car:

"Xin Jun, do you think Song Tan's vegetables are sold expensively, so she has more money, that's why you are with her?"

What?

Xin Jun opened his mouth, and the "Big Head Doll" popsicle he was holding in his mouth "plop" fell to the ground: "Me with her?!"

He pointed at Song Tan, and the first thing that flashed in his mind was that she wanted to harvest rice to test her boyfriend, and his face turned pale with fright—feelings are like rice fields, it's better not to step into them if you can!

So he retorted loudly:

"What are you talking about! We have no fate, what does it have to do with Song Tan?"

Song Tan was thoughtful: "It's not impossible..."

"Wu Qianqian, do you still have feelings for Teacher Xin? How about this, you introduce a few suitable ones to me, and I'll screen them later, maybe Teacher Xin will give up."

Wu Wu Qianqian:...

How to say it? This proposal is a bit outrageous, but it seems to reveal a trace of reliability, making her can't help but fantasize.

Although it's impossible for her to eat the grass back, if she introduces some people to Song Tan, and she sways left and right in the end, her ex-boyfriend Xin Jun will definitely be more painful...

They are just being stubborn now.

Xin Jun has been with Wu Wu Qianqian for a period of time, and looking at her expression, he knew what she was thinking, and at this moment his eyes almost rolled to the sky.

"Wu Wu Qianqian, what kind of messy rumors are you listening to! I'm just a tutor for Song Tan's younger brother."

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"Besides, people want to find a boyfriend, do they need you to introduce them? Hurry up! Are you buying 20 watermelons or not? If not, we are going back."

Heaven and earth conscience, although there is impatience in this, it is really for Wu Wu Qianqian's consideration. Otherwise, Song Tan takes people to the rice field, and in the end, none of them are liked, and people will have to blame her?

But Wu Wu Qianqian doesn't think so.

She just thinks—

"Xin Jun, you still say you have no relationship!" Now you are defending her when you speak!

Besides, there are so many teachers, why invite him alone?

Hearing that she wants to introduce a boyfriend to Song Tan, he is so anxious... Damn it! Still want to pretend in front of her!

She gritted her teeth fiercely: "Isn't it just 2,000 yuan? As if who can't afford it!"

And then transferred the money quickly: "20 watermelons, remember to send them to the hotel when the classmate gathering is set. The AA meal for the classmate gathering, I'll cover your part!"

Humph! Although she spent 2,000, firstly, she sold a favor at the classmate gathering, secondly, she showed off her wealth, and thirdly...

She must expose Song Tan's true colors! Let her blind boyfriend see what kind of person she is!

Wu Wu Qianqian thought about it this way, and the whole person was relieved, and then stepped on her flip-flops and left with hatred.

And Song Tan looked at Xin Jun, hesitating: "Teacher Xin, although this is a list you pulled with your strength, our family doesn't have sales commissions! At most..."

She gritted her teeth: "I'll send ten jars of pickled green peaches to your home."

Xin Jun:...

Such a commission is unnecessary, after all, every penny seems to carry Wu Wu Qianqian's brain cells.

He thought vaguely—how did he think Wu Wu Qianqian was quite good at the beginning? Can't remember.

What a sin!

……

To be honest, Wu Wu Qianqian's execution is much better than her brain.

Song Tan hadn't arrived home yet, and she was constantly reminded by her phone that she had been pulled into the classmate group.

And the series of @ messages just now were all greetings from classmates expressing welcome.

She got out of the car, while slowly eating the meals left for her at home, and replied in a good mood:

"Thank you for your concern, there are no difficulties for the time being."

"Right, I am selling watermelons now, grown by myself."

"Camping? There are many trees in my mountain, there is a danger of forest fire in summer, it's not open enough, I don't recommend it."

"Farm meals? My family doesn't do this, but there are several aunts with good skills in the village who can help you ask, but the village is a bit ordinary, and there is nothing worth sightseeing."

"My younger brother is very handsome, and I hired a tutor to teach him a little knowledge in the village every day, and now he looks much smarter."

And just at this time, Wu Wu Qianqian's @ also arrived late—

【@Song Tan, what I want is a 20-yuan-a-jin watermelon, you must ensure that each one is a boutique. Remember not to forget to send the watermelon when the time comes, this is my heart to treat everyone.】

【Besides, although you snatched my ex-boyfriend, I don't care. After all, there are fragrant grasses everywhere in the world...】

Song Tan then replied solemnly: 【@Wu Qianqian, thank you Boss Wu Qianqian for your generosity, supporting the old classmate's business!】

【20 watermelons will definitely not be less than a single ounce!】

【Finally, your ex-boyfriend is not my boyfriend, I just paid him a salary of 5,000 yuan, and now he is a tutor for my younger brother.】

【After all, I am not as gentle, considerate, and generous as you—if I had a boyfriend, I would definitely let him not go out to work, so as not to be tanned and rough, and practice core and flexibility at home every day, and then dress up, just let me be happy...】

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Distant Imperial Capital.

Lu Chuan, who was pruning iron wire, sneezed twice in a row, so much so that his hand shook, and he actually cut off a bowl-sized purple flower. ===== CHAPTER 347 =====