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Chapter 453: The way of cutting leeks is really ugly

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Qiao Qiao said he would eat for everyone to see, and he really did.

As soon as the livestream camera was set up, he stood there and "crack"—bit off the tip of the eagle-beak peach.

At this moment, everyone in the livestream room was dumbfounded.

【Damn, he really ate it for us to see!】

【I don't care, I want to eat the tip!】

【He doesn't have me in his heart at all, otherwise he would never eat it by himself.】

【Are these green peaches really delicious? I don't believe it, unless the streamer mails some over for me to taste.】

However, no matter how the barrage protested, Qiao Qiao couldn't see it. He just "crack, crack" gnawed bite after bite.

Being close, the livestream room could even hear the sound of his chewing—after all, the small microphone Zhang Yanping clipped to his collar was bought at a huge cost, a full 1,000 yuan!

And Qiao Qiao was popularizing science while eating:

"Children, the eagle-beak peaches at home are super, super delicious, Qiao Qiao has never eaten such delicious ones! However, everyone must not eat many at once and then drink hot water, you will get diarrhea."

When he said this, recalling noon, he couldn't help but reveal sympathy.

"Today, two inspection uncles ate too many peaches and drank hot tea, and they were in the bathroom for a long time, and it was only after Dr. Guo from our village prescribed medicine that they got better..."

If it weren't for this, the other party wouldn't have paid for these three-no pills.

Of course, after they stopped having diarrhea, they caught up with Song Tan signing the contract and collecting money, which delayed them for a while, and they couldn't help but gnaw on three more corns, and then not paying attention, ate another peach...

To be honest, this wave, they earned it.

Finally, because their stomachs really couldn't be abused like this, they barely stopped their mouths.

【I don't understand, how many peaches do you have to eat and how much hot water do you have to drink to get diarrhea】

【These peaches are quite big, isn't it bloated?】

【You guys still have the mood to consider, I just want to say the peaches the streamer is eating look really delicious】

【Nonsense, what in the streamer's house isn't delicious】

【Put up the link, put up the link!】

And Boss Qian, who had just gone up the mountain and witnessed everything:...

He asked Zhang Yanping with a complex look: "Is this how you guys warm up the heat in the livestream room?"

Zhang Yanping also withdrew his gaze in confusion: "How else to warm it up? Qiao Qiao already ate peaches for them to see."

Boss Qian had also watched livestreams, but most of them were those beautiful women shouting for big brothers in the livestream room, and at this moment, he couldn't help but feel a bit guilty. He thought Zhang Yanping's rhetorical question was because he didn't understand the rules of a serious livestream room, and that bringing heat to a livestream room was just like this...

So he asked carefully: "Shouldn't we hold a lucky draw? Like drawing a few boxes to give to fans?"

Zhang Yanping's expression became complex.

He looked at Boss Qian hesitantly: "If you really want to give them away, it's not impossible. But the peaches are 55 per jin..."

Boss Qian shivered all over!

"That's right! Qiao Qiao already ate for them to see, do we still need a lucky draw? No!"

He had already discussed with everyone how to sell these peaches.

One box of 5 jin is too much, it needs a premium box, 1 box holds 4, make some kind of 488 supreme gift box or something.

Of course, he is not responsible for terminal sales, but to spread these goods, he has to contact partners now. The other party heard him brag that it was unique, and heard the price of the peaches, so naturally, they came up with a marketing plan.

It just so happens that they have ready-made small boxes.

At this moment, the peaches all over the mountains and plains in Boss Qian's eyes were not his burning of boats, but a golden cornucopia.

At this time, Qiao Qiao had already finished the peach cleanly, and then wiped his hands.

"Really delicious!" He was a bit reluctant.

"Crispy, sweet, and refreshing, if it weren't for the corn I ate at noon, my stomach is so full, I would want to eat another one now."

"Children, do you know the taste now?"

【He really moved me, he didn't forget his original intention after eating a peach】

【Thanks, what sweet, crispy, and refreshing, I don't know anything】

【The streamer's mouth is my mouth! I don't care, it's just delicious】

【Does he really think I would know?】

【Baby, we haven't reached the level of telepathy yet】

【Stupid mortals! This is synesthesia, synesthesia!】

【Nonsense, this is clearly holographic technology, taste sharing】

The barrage had about gotten used to being ignored and overlooked, and at this moment, they were playing memes for fun, which was also very happy.

And Qiao Qiao had already picked up the stand, and then started walking carefully in the peach forest:

"Look, this is our orchard."

"Sister said the mountain is still very small this year, but it will be very big next year."

"The ones helping to pick inside are the aunts and uncles in the village, because an uncle came and contracted half of the peaches, sister said there aren't many left, so selling peaches today is casual."

"Do you know how to pick peaches? Teacher Qiao Qiao will teach you—pinch the peach like this, and twist it gently—"

Because he had already taught everyone how to cut rice, cut sorghum, and various other high-difficulty farm work, picking peaches now was very simple, and Qiao Qiao taught it very easily and casually.

Isn't it, it was even more casual when quoting the price.

"Peaches are 80 per jin, 5 jin free shipping. However, because this tip is very difficult to protect, if it breaks, sister said there is no after-sales service!"

Good guy, good guy!

The barrage was silent.

After a long while, someone sent two words—

【Holy crap!】

【Let's just say, I know this family's things are expensive, but I never expected peaches to soar to 80 per jin】

【80 yuan per jin? Can you get two peaches?】

【Can't afford it, can't afford it】

【I'm not worthy.】

【The streamer's way of cutting leeks is too ugly!】

【Laugh to death, what kind of peach needs 80 yuan per jin! I didn't even bear to buy cherries for 80!】

【When I bought 3 jin of blueberries in the spring, it was only over 200, 80 per jin, just this kind of domestic crisp peach? Crazy】

【The streamer's fans are only over 30,000 now and he intends to cut leeks?】

【Don't buy if you don't want to, the streamer didn't force you to buy】

【I'm different, as long as I watch the streamer's livestream, I sleep very well. I'll buy it!】

【The one in front, you have money and want to be a lick-dog is your business, anyway, I will absolutely not eat these IQ-tax peaches that are 80 per jin.】

【What's the use of saying this here? What can the streamer understand, isn't what he says taught by his family?】

【I don't care! I just like the streamer! Isn't it just 80 yuan per jin, give me two boxes! I'm going to place an order now!】

【Although I know the streamer doesn't understand anything, watching him get popular and be treated as a cash cow, I still feel very uncomfortable】

【Sigh, the family is too greedy】

【No, when has the streamer's family's stuff ever been bad?】

【Exactly! Anyway, you get what you pay for, I'm going to buy it!】

【I received the straw mat I bought a few days ago, I can only say, 999 is super worth it, I want to buy one for all my family members!】

The barrage soon quarreled into a group.

And Qiao Qiao was completely unaware of the liveliness of the barrage, instead still steadily holding the stand and taking everyone to see the various peaches in the peach forest.

Big ones, small ones, green ones, red ones...

In his eyes, this is happiness! ===== CHAPTER 454 =====

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